FabSwingers.com forum: You are my wife now..

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Is this a new chat up line trend I've missed?

I'm getting slightly worried I'm gonna be arrested for bigamy at this rate.

Also, do I look like wife material?!

(I'm thinking smoked salmon for starters)

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Mayfair

The one I used to use was "You're now my new future ex-wife".

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Yes. You could possibly be the most perfect wife material on here. ..

Stay with me for a moment, everyone thinks I’ve lost my mind I know!!!

But, considering your dislike to men (and most people) if you were to fall for someone, and find them not so annoying to commit to a relationship, they’d be pretty damn certain you wouldn’t find anyone else to like enough to cheat on them.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
42 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Is this a posh persons way of saying ‘you’re my b*tch now’

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By *otsossieMan
42 weeks ago

Chesterfield

League of Gentlemen, Hello Dave?

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By *zeroMan
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Did they say the line in a funny voice too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"The one I used to use was "You're now my new future ex-wife"."

Ended before it's started.

I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Yes. You could possibly be the most perfect wife material on here. ..

Stay with me for a moment, everyone thinks I’ve lost my mind I know!!!

I wouldn't cheat on them. But they wouldn't be breathing for long let's put it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Wasn't it Papa Lazarou in League of Gentlemen who said this..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Is this a posh persons way of saying ‘you’re my b*tch now’

Ohhhh I never thought of it that way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"League of Gentlemen, Hello Dave?"

Is it to do with the Dave thing? This could explain a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Wasn't it Papa Lazarou in League of Gentlemen who said this.."

You’re my wife now Dave!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No one has used this with me, yet. I think they're rather worried I'd take them up on it and start shopping for a hat in a tasteful leopard print

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

It's ok mystery solved. Dam Dave.

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By *otsossieMan
42 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"League of Gentlemen, Hello Dave?

Is it to do with the Dave thing? This could explain a lot."

Yeah it’ll be in YouTube. They keep taking it down because it’s blackface, although in a different context.

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By *aitonelMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

Bruceys new good morning text?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
42 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m the husband now!’ *spoken like Ray Winston*

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Prawn cocktail?

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By *edDrMan
42 weeks ago

Cambridge

To be fair if I wish you were haha. But as a chat up line goes that is very weak.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I’ve had quite a few ‘I’m in love’ opening messages recently! Something in the air!!

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By *ndycoinsMan
42 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Wasn't it Papa Lazarou in League of Gentlemen who said this.."

based on the landlord of one of the writers,who would phone the house,say "hello,Dave" to whoever answered and only speak to one of the tenants who he thought was called Dave but wasn't.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
42 weeks ago

Cheshire

If anyone gets the league of gentlemen reference they’re alright with me.

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By *ndycoinsMan
42 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"If anyone gets the league of gentlemen reference they’re alright with me.

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By *udandBryanCouple
42 weeks ago

Boston

Do you want to buy some pegs Dave?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Someone had to send me the clip... I had no idea what they were going on about. It's very strange.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

https://youtu.be/OIrTTv_Isho?si=xUcoy_4o5f-9oSiY

There you go...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Someone had to send me the clip... I had no idea what they were going on about. It's very strange."

Thats the League of Gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Someone had to send me the clip... I had no idea what they were going on about. It's very strange."

I need to change my name

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

You definitely look like hotwife material

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By *aitonelMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You definitely look like hotwife material

Oh looks are more than deceiving, sir.

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By *ndycoinsMan
42 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Someone had to send me the clip... I had no idea what they were going on about. It's very strange."

It was filmed in a village about eight miles from me.You watch a comedy show,I watch a fly on the wall documentary.

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