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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are you doing right now?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Drinking coffee and plotting world domination. My facial hair is currently long enough that I can even stroke my tash

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am procrastinating like a pro

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"What are you doing right now?"

Getting ready to go out for lunch with some friends.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Waiting on Geppetto finishing up so I can be a real boy

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Sat in work freezing my ass off.

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By *ensible lady 1960Woman
over a year ago

Near Bishop Auckland.

Checking my messages on fab. One guy working on an empty house nearby wants a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat in work freezing my ass off."
same. I’d so love to be in your ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat in work freezing my ass off. same. I’d so love to be in your ass "
whoops that should have stayed in the drafts

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet. "

Are you in Dallas yet?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Sat in work freezing my ass off. same. I’d so love to be in your ass "

that escalated quickly

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet.

Are you in Dallas yet?"

I go on the 13th.

Bermuda first this weekend.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm waiting for the kettle to boil whilst responding to this delightful thread and an email that I really need to send off before midday. I have faith in me. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet.

Are you in Dallas yet?

I go on the 13th.

Bermuda first this weekend. "

I hope it’s worth missing my picnic for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the kettle to boil whilst responding to this delightful thread and an email that I really need to send off before midday. I have faith in me. Ish."
you’ve got ages before midday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am procrastinating like a pro "

Like a pro what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking coffee and plotting world domination. My facial hair is currently long enough that I can even stroke my tash"

Facial hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waiting on Geppetto finishing up so I can be a real boy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you doing right now?

Getting ready to go out for lunch with some friends. "

Tell them I said hi x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I've been out this morning on worky missions.. and I've jumped back into bed to work on my laptop. Except I'm mildly distracted by Fab.

Taking my son for a job interview then going to my regular therapy session.

It's a working from home, bits and bobs kinda day today thanks for askin.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

In a trench welding plastic gas pipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Checking my messages on fab. One guy working on an empty house nearby wants a meet."

Sounds terrifying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been out this morning on worky missions.. and I've jumped back into bed to work on my laptop. Except I'm mildly distracted by Fab.

Taking my son for a job interview then going to my regular therapy session.

It's a working from home, bits and bobs kinda day today thanks for askin.

"

You’re welcome x

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Watching people going past my window. My favourites are people on the bus

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm waiting for the kettle to boil whilst responding to this delightful thread and an email that I really need to send off before midday. I have faith in me. Ish. you’ve got ages before midday. "

Ikr.

I'm even tackling fabmin and telling myself "don't worry Meli, there's at least fifteen minutes, you reply to that person and fuck about."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a trench welding plastic gas pipes "

Sounds cold actually

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Drinking coffee and plotting world domination. My facial hair is currently long enough that I can even stroke my tash

Facial hair "

You've got mail

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m chatting to a hot sexy man. I think I’ve changed my mind about the effort in meeting someone new .

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Just finishied my piano practice and about to start sorting out my finances like a functional adult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching people going past my window. My favourites are people on the bus "

My window also sees buses going past. People on the upper deck can probably see what I get up to in my living room when I have people over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m chatting to a hot sexy man. I think I’ve changed my mind about the effort in meeting someone new . "

He’s worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just changed the bedding and gonna have a cuppa then sweep the balcony.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

(Mr)

Sat at home watching a screen, IT support in PJs rules

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Watching people going past my window. My favourites are people on the bus

My window also sees buses going past. People on the upper deck can probably see what I get up to in my living room when I have people over. "

I don't get enough buses on my street to be an exhibitionist for my bus audience

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Supposedly working but actually doing not much but ponder about things

I did get mostly dressed today though. So thats a win

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the kettle to boil whilst responding to this delightful thread and an email that I really need to send off before midday. I have faith in me. Ish. you’ve got ages before midday.

Ikr.

I'm even tackling fabmin and telling myself "don't worry Meli, there's at least fifteen minutes, you reply to that person and fuck about." "

You go babe!

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet.

Are you in Dallas yet?

I go on the 13th.

Bermuda first this weekend.

I hope it’s worth missing my picnic for "

It won’t be, I hate Dallas but can’t get into trouble at work. I am such a good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking coffee and plotting world domination. My facial hair is currently long enough that I can even stroke my tash

Facial hair

You've got mail "

Blocking you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in a fork lift watching my mate slipping around on a stable roof !!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m chatting to a hot sexy man. I think I’ve changed my mind about the effort in meeting someone new .

He’s worth it "

Haha. Steve it’s not you! Stop day dreaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finishied my piano practice and about to start sorting out my finances like a functional adult "

Can you play hit the road jack?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Drinking coffee and plotting world domination. My facial hair is currently long enough that I can even stroke my tash

Facial hair

You've got mail

Blocking you x"

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m chatting to a hot sexy man. I think I’ve changed my mind about the effort in meeting someone new .

He’s worth it

Haha. Steve it’s not you! Stop day dreaming "

You can tell the thread whatever you like but we know the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in a fork lift watching my mate slipping around on a stable roof !!! "

what????

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m chatting to a hot sexy man. I think I’ve changed my mind about the effort in meeting someone new .

He’s worth it

Haha. Steve it’s not you! Stop day dreaming

You can tell the thread whatever you like but we know the truth"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Supposedly working but actually doing not much but ponder about things

I did get mostly dressed today though. So thats a win

MrsAbz "

I’m sorry you had to get dressed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting in fab

Otherwise...sanding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching people going past my window. My favourites are people on the bus

My window also sees buses going past. People on the upper deck can probably see what I get up to in my living room when I have people over.

I don't get enough buses on my street to be an exhibitionist for my bus audience "

Come over. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posting in fab

Otherwise...sanding."

Faf?

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Sat eating Thai sweet chilli crisp watching the traffic go by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting in a fork lift watching my mate slipping around on a stable roof !!!

what????"

I'm sure he's happy up there in the ice !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !"

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I am resting in front of my laptop and smartphone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in bed watching a nature show on sky while perving on fab

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Working, but currently having a personal needs break, perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just changed the bedding and gonna have a cuppa then sweep the balcony. "

How long were they on for?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be. "

Postmodernism is destroying society blah blah boomer rant #notallboomers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Mr)

Sat at home watching a screen, IT support in PJs rules "

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be.

Postmodernism is destroying society blah blah boomer rant #notallboomers"

Yes all boomers.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Just changed the bedding and gonna have a cuppa then sweep the balcony.

How long were they on for? "

1-2 weeks ? Sounds like the correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet.

Are you in Dallas yet?

I go on the 13th.

Bermuda first this weekend.

I hope it’s worth missing my picnic for

It won’t be, I hate Dallas but can’t get into trouble at work. I am such a good girl. "

I like good girls. Great tv show.

I like you too. You’re hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just changed the bedding and gonna have a cuppa then sweep the balcony.

How long were they on for?

1-2 weeks ? Sounds like the correct answer. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat eating Thai sweet chilli crisp watching the traffic go by "

Nom nom nom my fave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat in bed watching a nature show on sky while perving on fab"
#nature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am resting in front of my laptop and smartphone."

Why are they called Smart phones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working, but currently having a personal needs break, perving "

Edge

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be.

Postmodernism is destroying society blah blah boomer rant #notallboomers

Yes all boomers. "

Someone chose violence.

Although if while we're at it, quite a lot of gen Xers too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug "

No Nelly, noooo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug "

Birmingham is minging tbf. What were you doing there?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I am resting in front of my laptop and smartphone.

Why are they called Smart phones"

Someone is too young to understand what phones used to be like.

I'm old enough to remember phones on CORDS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be.

Postmodernism is destroying society blah blah boomer rant #notallboomers

Yes all boomers.

Someone chose violence.

Although if while we're at it, quite a lot of gen Xers too "

I got a lot of hate for gen x too. My mum is Gen x I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be.

Postmodernism is destroying society blah blah boomer rant #notallboomers

Yes all boomers.

Someone chose violence.

Although if while we're at it, quite a lot of gen Xers too

I got a lot of hate for gen x too. My mum is Gen x I think. "

I love my mum. I’m just saying I can’t be anti Gen x because my mum is one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am resting in front of my laptop and smartphone.

Why are they called Smart phones

Someone is too young to understand what phones used to be like.

I'm old enough to remember phones on CORDS."

I was born in 1997.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Trying to work out how to make more hours in the day !

Time is a social construct. The day is as long as you want it to be.

Postmodernism is destroying society blah blah boomer rant #notallboomers

Yes all boomers.

Someone chose violence.

Although if while we're at it, quite a lot of gen Xers too

I got a lot of hate for gen x too. My mum is Gen x I think. "

I can't quite do generational hate, but there's certainly attitudes that are largely true that I'll dunk on.

I'll call my dad a boomer and mean it, but not my mum. My mum is older than my dad (they're young boomers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug

Birmingham is minging tbf. What were you doing there? "

Oh you know, just a thing. It was very low key and there was absolutely no kissing.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug

Birmingham is minging tbf. What were you doing there?

Oh you know, just a thing. It was very low key and there was absolutely no kissing. "

Utter bollocks. I was the only well behaved one there. Get better soon though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug

Birmingham is minging tbf. What were you doing there?

Oh you know, just a thing. It was very low key and there was absolutely no kissing. "

Good because kissing is how you get sick!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug

Birmingham is minging tbf. What were you doing there?

Oh you know, just a thing. It was very low key and there was absolutely no kissing.

Utter bollocks. I was the only well behaved one there. Get better soon though. "

You disappeared at around the same time as some guy and some chick didn’t you? Coincidence? I think NOT

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Watching Dr Who, a Tom Baker episode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting naked in my living room before preparing to get ready for work. And of course perving here lol!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?"

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?"

You’d love my pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating pb on toast and hoping it stays down. I think Birmingham gave me a stomach bug

Birmingham is minging tbf. What were you doing there?

Oh you know, just a thing. It was very low key and there was absolutely no kissing.

Utter bollocks. I was the only well behaved one there. Get better soon though. "

Your fibs are bringing on the nausea again...

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sitting in work browsing Fab and Fet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants "

And do you wash them?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm sitting by the radiator trying to psyche myself up to put some laundry in and start on the washing up that has accumulated while I've been ill.

I don't seem to have washing up fairies like everyone else

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

And do you wash them? "

No. I mail them out to my subscribers. Join now at I Am Not Serious Mods Dot Joke

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants "

I wank, therefore I am?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

I wank, therefore I am?"

That's a bit too thinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Dr Who, a Tom Baker episode "

Is Tom hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

And do you wash them?

No. I mail them out to my subscribers. Join now at I Am Not Serious Mods Dot Joke"

I meant your hands

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

I wank, therefore I am?

That's a bit too thinky "

I don't exist if it's true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting naked in my living room before preparing to get ready for work. And of course perving here lol! "
go have that wank bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in work browsing Fab and Fet"

Sticking it to the man

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

And do you wash them?

No. I mail them out to my subscribers. Join now at I Am Not Serious Mods Dot Joke

I meant your hands "

No. Definitely not. Aforementioned subscribers love the buildup of substances. Sometimes I scrape them and send them out as an additional premium offering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting by the radiator trying to psyche myself up to put some laundry in and start on the washing up that has accumulated while I've been ill.

I don't seem to have washing up fairies like everyone else "

They have husbands, children or a dishwasher machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

And do you wash them?

No. I mail them out to my subscribers. Join now at I Am Not Serious Mods Dot Joke

I meant your hands

No. Definitely not. Aforementioned subscribers love the buildup of substances. Sometimes I scrape them and send them out as an additional premium offering. "

I’ll block you on WhatsApp too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

As women we only exist in lingerie with our hands down our pants

And do you wash them?

No. I mail them out to my subscribers. Join now at I Am Not Serious Mods Dot Joke

I meant your hands

No. Definitely not. Aforementioned subscribers love the buildup of substances. Sometimes I scrape them and send them out as an additional premium offering.

I’ll block you on WhatsApp too "

I have a fertile imagination

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Eating a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.

The mr

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over a year ago


"Eating a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.

The mr"

Mmmm. Fishy delishy

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car "
im in me mams car! Vroom Vroom!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Eating a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.

The mr

Mmmm. Fishy delishy"

That's what my subscribers say

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm sitting by the radiator trying to psyche myself up to put some laundry in and start on the washing up that has accumulated while I've been ill.

I don't seem to have washing up fairies like everyone else

They have husbands, children or a dishwasher machine"

I might ask Father Christmas for one for Christmas.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car "

No scrubs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car

No scrubs! "

I love TLC. this song makes me think of white chicks

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Just finishied my piano practice and about to start sorting out my finances like a functional adult

Can you play hit the road jack? "

No, but I can play Sanchez - Frenzy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car

No scrubs!

I love TLC. this song makes me think of white chicks "

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Watching Good Omens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting by the radiator trying to psyche myself up to put some laundry in and start on the washing up that has accumulated while I've been ill.

I don't seem to have washing up fairies like everyone else

They have husbands, children or a dishwasher machine

I might ask Father Christmas for one for Christmas. "

Who gon tell her?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car

No scrubs!

I love TLC. this song makes me think of white chicks "

They're not white! They're cock-asian!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finishied my piano practice and about to start sorting out my finances like a functional adult

Can you play hit the road jack?

No, but I can play Sanchez - Frenzy "

That song will get you cancelled in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Good Omens "

Shout out to Damien

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Wrapping my first pressie for a secret santa x

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

You’d love my pictures. "

Been there, done that, made you a tribute.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Sitting in the passenger seat of a friends car

No scrubs! "

Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride and tryin’ to holler at me.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bathing

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Watching Dr Who, a Tom Baker episode

Is Tom hot?"

He is when the bread oven is going full blast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunch break.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrapping my first pressie for a secret santa x"
What was the budget

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking, what else would I be doing here?

You’d love my pictures.

Been there, done that, made you a tribute."

You turn me on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bathing "

Nudes? Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Dr Who, a Tom Baker episode

Is Tom hot?

He is when the bread oven is going full blast."

Nicely don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a a kitkat chunky duo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lunch break. "

Take the rest of the day off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating a a kitkat chunky duo "

She likes em chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a a kitkat chunky duo

She likes em chunky "

Sustainably sourced dark chocolate too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lunch break.

Take the rest of the day off"

You would be my fave boss right now.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"What are you doing right now?"

Having lunch, watching “Beardmeatsfood” on YouTube

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

Sat on my lunch scrolling through fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat on my lunch scrolling through fab "

You’re meant to eat it not sit on it

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Just finished my exercise programme, had a swim ,

Perving fab...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat on my lunch scrolling through fab

You’re meant to eat it not sit on it "

Agree with this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you doing right now?

Having lunch, watching “Beardmeatsfood” on YouTube "

I’ve been meaning to check him out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating a a kitkat chunky duo

She likes em chunky

Sustainably sourced dark chocolate too "

Ew. You’re so disgusting. Lucky you’re hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished my exercise programme, had a swim ,

Perving fab..."

Anyone nice to look at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a cup of tea and a classic biscuit with christmas pjs on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a cup of tea and a classic biscuit with christmas pjs on lol"

Loooooool

How do you have your tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a cup of tea and a classic biscuit with christmas pjs on lol

Loooooool

How do you have your tea?"

Just milk no sugar.

Are you making the next one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a cup of tea and a classic biscuit with christmas pjs on lol

Loooooool

How do you have your tea?

Just milk no sugar.

Are you making the next one lol "

If you take oat milk, yes. If not, no.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Now composing the naughty list

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Now awaiting Gary from Evri dropping off my gift to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my lunch and perving on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a zoom meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering a double grilled chicken burger.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

In work and will be till 22.00 this evening

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

In the bath.. lots of bubbles

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 06/12/23 14:01:43]

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lying on the bed, black leggings and a bra, trying to gather strength to go and get a manicure.

Haven’t had breakfast yet.

Are you in Dallas yet?

I go on the 13th.

Bermuda first this weekend.

I hope it’s worth missing my picnic for

It won’t be, I hate Dallas but can’t get into trouble at work. I am such a good girl. "

Don't forget about tomorrow good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling with man fu …..

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth


"In a trench welding plastic gas pipes

Sounds cold actually "

And muddy, boots leak so I've got wet feet . At home now contemplating a bath

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Now awaiting Gary from Evri dropping off my gift to myself "

Gary Hath Delivered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dossing at work....& On here....whilst also thinking of wkend plans....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Still waiting for the cleaner to arrive.

Can't get the help, nowadays

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Working on 3 projects at once, drinking tea, feeling horny.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m being real. I’m always real

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Patiently waiting for a sexy fabber to send Santa some nudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you doing right now?"

Gym...but of legs and some abs added on

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By *i-Guy-75Man
over a year ago

.

On bed one hand in bed other scrolling phone..

Multi tasking aye I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat on the bathroom floor.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Trying to distract myself from the sadness

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Procrastinating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Patiently waiting for a sexy fabber to send Santa some nudes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat on the bathroom floor."

Bath times be like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to distract myself from the sadness "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Procrastinating "

I’ll procrastinate with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On bed one hand in bed other scrolling phone..

Multi tasking aye I "

Modern man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you doing right now?

Gym...but of legs and some abs added on"

Ladies this man is a keeper. He doesn’t skip leg day

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

playing crazy golf in the bath...no water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"playing crazy golf in the bath...no water"

I love that for you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Wondering why this thread isn't done and dusted. It really should be now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all.

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That Meli

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