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Still mustn’t grumble ……….

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fell off my bike this morning, still mustn’t grumble.

Actually help yourself to a grumble, a moan or a download, but please, let’s make it light hearted or at least only offer sympathy rather than enter debates, nobody wants to really have a row, do they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the bike okay…I mean I hope you’re okay

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Is the road surface OK?

I mean, are you OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have apple grumble?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Some people need a poke in the eye with a shitty stick.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Is your dong okay?

I mean I said what I said.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is your dong okay?

I mean I said what I said.

"

It’s a bit stiff to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is your dong okay?

I mean I said what I said.

"

This is the important question

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Fell off my bike this morning, still mustn’t grumble.

Actually help yourself to a grumble, a moan or a download, but please, let’s make it light hearted or at least only offer sympathy rather than enter debates, nobody wants to really have a row, do they. "

Glad it's not just me! I hope you are OK

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well OP, at the very least I hope your scant regard for road conditions didn't terrorise any poor, innocent souls in the vicinity of your WANTON CARELESSNESS!!!

Also, hope you're OK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you fell on a bean bag like I do from my training rollers.

Hope your back on 2 wheels soon with a smile on your face.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fell off my bike this morning, still mustn’t grumble.

Actually help yourself to a grumble, a moan or a download, but please, let’s make it light hearted or at least only offer sympathy rather than enter debates, nobody wants to really have a row, do they.

Glad it's not just me! I hope you are OK "

It was very Some mothers do have ‘em.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Hopefull you are ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hugs would you like me to massage your head better with my bum

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well OP, at the very least I hope your scant regard for road conditions didn't terrorise any poor, innocent souls in the vicinity of your WANTON CARELESSNESS!!!

Also, hope you're OK x

"

I’m sure I’ve contributed to the conversations in work today.

“Did you see the muppet fall off his pushbike this morning”

“Yes I did, what a cock”

“It’s more average I’d say, ohhhhhhh”

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Is your dong okay?

I mean I said what I said.

"

Ding dong?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Well OP, at the very least I hope your scant regard for road conditions didn't terrorise any poor, innocent souls in the vicinity of your WANTON CARELESSNESS!!!

Also, hope you're OK x

I’m sure I’ve contributed to the conversations in work today.

“Did you see the muppet fall off his pushbike this morning”

“Yes I did, what a cock”

“It’s more average I’d say, ohhhhhhh”

"

. I once pulled a wheelie (motorbike) by mistake...trying to out-accelerate a double-decker bus (yup...the only thing shitter than my riding ability was the 'bike).

It went up, flopped to one side, I flopped down, it flopped on top of me.

About 70 people pissing themselves laughing .

I had to join them...through the pain..

What a TWAT!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well OP, at the very least I hope your scant regard for road conditions didn't terrorise any poor, innocent souls in the vicinity of your WANTON CARELESSNESS!!!

Also, hope you're OK x

I’m sure I’ve contributed to the conversations in work today.

“Did you see the muppet fall off his pushbike this morning”

“Yes I did, what a cock”

“It’s more average I’d say, ohhhhhhh”

. I once pulled a wheelie (motorbike) by mistake...trying to out-accelerate a double-decker bus (yup...the only thing shitter than my riding ability was the 'bike).

It went up, flopped to one side, I flopped down, it flopped on top of me.

About 70 people pissing themselves laughing .

I had to join them...through the pain..

What a TWAT!!! "

Ooh now that does sound like a different kettle of fish.

Very Eval Kenieval.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Is the bike okay…I mean I hope you’re okay "

You must be a cyclist

Classic response, numerous crashes over the years on club rides and races the first question is always about the bike

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is the bike okay…I mean I hope you’re okay

You must be a cyclist

Classic response, numerous crashes over the years on club rides and races the first question is always about the bike "

The bike is definitely more robust than me.

Perhaps slick tyres aren’t a great idea for the winter though.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Well OP, at the very least I hope your scant regard for road conditions didn't terrorise any poor, innocent souls in the vicinity of your WANTON CARELESSNESS!!!

Also, hope you're OK x

I’m sure I’ve contributed to the conversations in work today.

“Did you see the muppet fall off his pushbike this morning”

“Yes I did, what a cock”

“It’s more average I’d say, ohhhhhhh”

. I once pulled a wheelie (motorbike) by mistake...trying to out-accelerate a double-decker bus (yup...the only thing shitter than my riding ability was the 'bike).

It went up, flopped to one side, I flopped down, it flopped on top of me.

About 70 people pissing themselves laughing .

I had to join them...through the pain..

What a TWAT!!!

Ooh now that does sound like a different kettle of fish.

Very Eval Kenieval. "

I think they had a better show, and for free.

It was the sound as I rev'd it - like I was mean as shit and meant tough business on them...no prisoners....and them...BAM!

TwatLord of Brixton!! (my abode then....around 1988)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Is the bike okay…I mean I hope you’re okay

You must be a cyclist

Classic response, numerous crashes over the years on club rides and races the first question is always about the bike

The bike is definitely more robust than me.

Perhaps slick tyres aren’t a great idea for the winter though. "

A good set of winter tyres are a must although some can be slippery and worse than slicks if the rubber is too hard with a high puncture resistance.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

So big wishes for minimal bruising and more humour than lost pride from the incident .

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"Is the bike okay…I mean I hope you’re okay

You must be a cyclist

Classic response, numerous crashes over the years on club rides and races the first question is always about the bike "

Standard motorbike rider behaviour too

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hope you are ok

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Not getting clicked into peddles correctly at lights and doing the fall of shame is the worst.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Got myself a rotten cough and cold kissing an infected man.

Totally my fault.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not getting clicked into peddles correctly at lights and doing the fall of shame is the worst."

I’ve got to admit, that is funny when you see it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Got myself a rotten cough and cold kissing an infected man.

Totally my fault."

Oh well, they say it’s good to share.

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