FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas presents for people you hate

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Assume for the purposes of the thread that you have to buy a present for a person you hate. (don't name them, no forumites, play nice etc)

What are you buying and why will you enjoy your wickedness?

I'll start: drum set for their toddler

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck all. I'm not spending any money on somebody I hate.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A William Shatner album

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fuck all. I'm not spending any money on somebody I hate. "

Premise one was you have to

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A subscription to Accountancy Monthly.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Some of the new cheese that Asda are selling. It's actually called "minger" because it smells so bad.

Gbat

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A card and envelope filled with glitter and sand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume for the purposes of the thread that you have to buy a present for a person you hate. (don't name them, no forumites, play nice etc)

What are you buying and why will you enjoy your wickedness?

I'll start: drum set for their toddler"

Xmas card, full of glitter inside so when they open it spills all over them and ruins their clothes. When they complain other people will say “it’s only a bit of glitter, get into the Xmas spirit”. But you’ll know you did it on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A card and envelope filled with glitter and sand."

Great minds think alike!!! I wonder if anyone else said glitter. I’m gonna check

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"A card and envelope filled with glitter and sand."

Ideally needs to be spring loaded in order to maximise glitter dispersion.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A card and envelope filled with glitter and sand.

Ideally needs to be spring loaded in order to maximise glitter dispersion."

Glitter bomb and the height of petty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_TSR_v07m0

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Underwear for Sean Connery

"I don't like them shilk, I prefer shatin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A card with glitter inside that comes out when you open it or whiskey stones

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

A donkey sponsorship but choose a donkey with their name

Mr H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something you need to build from IKEA and I’m taking 3 random screws out (ooo err missus) so there!

P x

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Musical Christmas tie

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Play dooooo

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A tin of gloss paint with the lid just resting on

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