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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above?" Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics  | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics "Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.  | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard. "Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on "Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out"I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience. | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on "Yeah, too late.  | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience. " | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience. "Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin. | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin."Wear clothing two sizes too small and in bright colours | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin."I look fucking good in a 3 piece. Suit that is, not sofa. Though that too. | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin.
I look fucking good in a 3 piece. Suit that is, not sofa. Though that too. "Ride a cycle to all future meets | |||
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"There's so much good advice around here for in and outside of Fab, but what terrible advice would you give to the profile above? Wear a creepy clown costume in all of their pics
Grow a full beard. Guys love tits and a beard.
Be the reincarnated spirit of j…oh haaaaaaang on
Wear extra tight hotpants with your goolies hanging out
I thought this was meant to ge a terrible advice thread, not ideas which might improve my fab experience.
Wear a three-piece suit and call yourself Kevin.
I look fucking good in a 3 piece. Suit that is, not sofa. Though that too.
Ride a cycle to all future meets "* removes seat, thinks I could just cancel | |||
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"State a preference " Give Brucey a chance | |||
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"State a preference Give Brucey a chance" He's probably the most decent guy on here. | |||
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"State a preference Give Brucey a chance He's probably the most decent guy on here." He's certainly up there | |||
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"Wear a Santa outfit, full beard, fat suit, boots the lot. To a summer BBW party, in 40 degree heat " Apply for the soon to be available manager of Manchester Utd’s job. It’s a poisoned chalice.  | |||
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"Wear a Santa outfit, full beard, fat suit, boots the lot. To a summer BBW party, in 40 degree heat Apply for the soon to be available manager of Manchester Utd’s job. It’s a poisoned chalice. "Become a monk. (Just looking for my nun outfit...)  | |||
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"I can’t offer any as I’m blocked and genuinely confused as to why" My advice? Either start a long whining thread about being blocked and you haven't even done anything particularly wrong, or create multiple spare accounts and ask them why every week. Gbat | |||
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"I can’t offer any as I’m blocked and genuinely confused as to why My advice? Either start a long whining thread about being blocked and you haven't even done anything particularly wrong, or create multiple spare accounts and ask them why every week. Gbat " His photos would be much improved if he were riding a penny farthing in each and every single one of them  | |||
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"I can’t offer any as I’m blocked and genuinely confused as to why My advice? Either start a long whining thread about being blocked and you haven't even done anything particularly wrong, or create multiple spare accounts and ask them why every week. Gbat His photos would be much improved if he were riding a penny farthing in each and every single one of them "Eat yellow snow | |||
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"Have unprotected sex with me, video it and forward it to all our friends and family." Shave all your body hair off, get a spray tan and invest in Bitcoin | |||
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"When pulling anal beads out of a woman, treat it like you're starting a lawnmower "Sorry, no bad advice, just please turn bi so we can both have you | |||
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"When pulling anal beads out of a woman, treat it like you're starting a lawnmower
Sorry, no bad advice, just please turn bi so we can both have you "Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose | |||
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"Even better, push pineapple, shake a tree. Gbat " Ask your neighbours where in Portugal they're from | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat " Don’t give it a try | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try" Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour " Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form" Put some more dick pics up  | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form Put some more dick pics up "Lower your age limit | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit"It’s already lower than a snakes belly | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form Put some more dick pics up " | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit
It’s already lower than a snakes belly " | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit
It’s already lower than a snakes belly " | |||
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"Boiling the oil from a gum boil is the best way to test volume. Gbat Don’t give it a try Don't wash your hands before cooking. It adds to the flavour Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors Don’t change your profile in any way shape or form Put some more dick pics up
Lower your age limit
It’s already lower than a snakes belly "Thanks for letting us all know you’ve a fanny like a wizard’s sleeve. Stay off them pelvic floors | |||
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"Draw two eyes above your cock and always wear socks in your nudes. Ladies will love it. " Slightly embarrassing, we actually have a cock pic with googly eyes stuck to it | |||
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"Lick batteries before inserting into devices .... disclaimer DON'T try this"Put your tits away. It's almost 2024, men don't want to see this kind of smut anymore | |||
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"Lick batteries before inserting into devices .... disclaimer DON'T try this
Put your tits away. It's almost 2024, men don't want to see this kind of smut anymore " of course they don't  | |||
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"Draw two eyes above your cock and always wear socks in your nudes. Ladies will love it. Slightly embarrassing, we actually have a cock pic with googly eyes stuck to it "Hahaha hilarious. You must really love him | |||
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"Difficult one, but maybe upload a video playing with your cock and talk dirty" Looks pretty acceptable to me | |||
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"Get some transfer tattoos. Chics dig that type of stuff!!" You don't have anywhere near enough cock shots on your profile and your text should only be one line demanding they meet you. | |||
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"Get some transfer tattoos. Chics dig that type of stuff!!" For that suave, sophisticated look that makes women weak at the knees, try a kaftan and crocs. And don't bother with deodorant or showering - au naturale is very in. | |||
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"Forget chrismas move on to Easter "Women like a masterful man. Address them all as "bitch" and "whore" in casual conversation. | |||
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"Forget chrismas move on to Easter
Women like a masterful man. Address them all as "bitch" and "whore" in casual conversation. "Don't bother with ITV4, just buy the boxsets to Minder and The Sweeney | |||
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead." Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities | |||
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead. Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities " Put some clothes on | |||
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead. Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities Put some clothes on" Stop sitting in the laundry basket. That washing won't do itself
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead. Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities Put some clothes on Stop sitting in the laundry basket. That washing won't do itself
J"More feet pics | |||
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"Hide those legs" "No - listen. There's a gap in the market for body shots looking like Xmas turkeys. We'll make a fortune!!" | |||
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"Leave thy Titz behind thee Tina. Taste the honey of thy Lord Jesus in their stead. Start threads that make fun of people's disabilities Put some clothes on Stop sitting in the laundry basket. That washing won't do itself
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More feet pics"Should apply for all jobs advertising "Trustworthy Wingman Required"  . | |||
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"You catch more jam with vinegar than honey badgers. "
Eat the honey and the badger together | |||
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"Hide those legs "No - listen. There's a gap in the market for body shots looking like Xmas turkeys. We'll make a fortune!!" " | |||
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"Hide those legs "No - listen. There's a gap in the market for body shots looking like Xmas turkeys. We'll make a fortune!!" "Pull the hat down over your face more. | |||
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"Hide those legs "No - listen. There's a gap in the market for body shots looking like Xmas turkeys. We'll make a fortune!!"
Pull the hat down over your face more."If you wore a potato sack and Santa's hat instead of that get up on your profile picture, I bet you would get wayyyyyyyyy more as dmiring glances. True story | |||
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"Hercules had a motorhead tattoo, it helped him get all the ladies. The tattooist was a lady, so get a motorhead tattoo of a lady. " Next time a woman puts a foot up near your tackle, tell her to aim more in the middle and have wide front shoe so she can kick both bollocks at the same time. | |||
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