FabSwingers.com forum: Username change

By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

So unofficially I might keep the Fab record of name changes in less than 2 years.

Yes, I want to change it again on Sunday 00:01 01.01.2024.

Well, unless my face or penis will be buried in someone that time.

Yeah,right...

I would need suggestions please.

I want one I want to keep.

I get the jokes, but be gentle please.

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I give some clues.

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Roland is my real name.

I like it and it's not common here or in Hungary either.

Doesn't have to be in my username.

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My surname (kind of) means saint in some cool languages, but means something traditional, boring in Hungarian, but also rare name.

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I'm a chef, but don't cook or swear as bad as G.Ramsey.

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AverageISH body features and size, but I'd say I have an above average dirty mind.

If I'd be the "right" guy for the job, then it's 99% I'd end up in porn industry at some point.

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That's all I have.

Any suggestions please?

Probably it will be another dead thread, but at least I tried.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

The only other Roland I know was a rat. You're a chef so maybe...

Ratatouille

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If you’re thinking about changing it based on you getting 4 name changes each year and it’ll start again on 1st Jan, then think again

It’ll be a year on from the first name change so if that was April then you’re keeping your current name until then.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"The only other Roland I know was a rat. You're a chef so maybe...

Ratatouille

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"If you’re thinking about changing it based on you getting 4 name changes each year and it’ll start again on 1st Jan, then think again

It’ll be a year on from the first name change so if that was April then you’re keeping your current name until then.

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I should have kept my last chance then.

Not sure when I changed it first.

So I will have this name even during easter probably?

Well, technically it suits for that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should do a name swap thread

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

You could be Roland from Grange Hill

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had an uncle Roland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only other Roland I know was a rat. You're a chef so maybe...

Ratatouille

Roland Ratot I was an influential figure in 13 century Hungary ..so Ratotouille. Possibly.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"We should do a name swap thread"

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Yours would be okay for me, except the "big".

Probably your popularity would significantly drop with my username.

Jon Bone Jovi was a cool one, yet nobody took it.

I changed it only, because I received stupid messages about it.

Your skin is...bla bla bla

Your hair is... bla bla bla

You don't look....bla bla bla

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By *mall.sausageMan
over a year ago

Rochdale

"The only other Roland I know was a rat. You're a chef so maybe...

Ratatouille

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roland from grange hill.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"The only other Roland I know was a rat. You're a chef so maybe...

Ratatouille

Roland Ratot I was an influential figure in 13 century Hungary ..so Ratotouille. Possibly. "

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I actually needed to look it up.

He wasn't really Hungarian.

None of us are in the real meaning.

Considering to do that MyHeritage test.

Might explain why I look Mexican.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"You could be Roland from Grange Hill "

We're only trying to help you, Row-Laaand.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"We should do a name swap thread"

It doesn't go down well with some

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"You could be Roland from Grange Hill

We're only trying to help you, Row-Laaand."

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Row-Land is a new country, but no tourists want to go there.

The trees aren't high enough and the weather has sudden changes, but always see the clouds, if you actually look.

Grass is always greener somewhere else.

The end.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"We should do a name swap thread

It doesn't go down well with some

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ha ha

Some?

Most is more correct.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun."

Why? That's hardly small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

My tape measure has inches and cm but ish on it. How long, roughly, is an ish?

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

My tape measure has inches and cm but ish on it. How long, roughly, is an ish? "

0.2 - 0.25 ish

6 x 6 sounds better than 5.8 x 5.75 i guess.

Unlikely it would make any difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

My tape measure has inches and cm but ish on it. How long, roughly, is an ish?

0.2 - 0.25 ish

6 x 6 sounds better than 5.8 x 5.75 i guess.

Unlikely it would make any difference.

If your dick is 5.75 wide I’d suggest it might be noticeable.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

My tape measure has inches and cm but ish on it. How long, roughly, is an ish? "

Well, in South Africa "Ish!" Or "Eish!", are exclamations of disbelief. So when you get him in the bedroom, and he whips out a monster, you'd go "Eish! I can't take that!".

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

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We are on Fab world.

7 inch is average and every size of lady is just curvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

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We are on Fab world.

7 inch is average and every size of lady is just curvy.

I’m sensing …

Skepticism

And

Has a favourite emoji

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

808-Plate?

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

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They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

My tape measure has inches and cm but ish on it. How long, roughly, is an ish?

0.2 - 0.25 ish

6 x 6 sounds better than 5.8 x 5.75 i guess.

Unlikely it would make any difference.

If your dick is 5.75 wide I’d suggest it might be noticeable. "

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More or less the same girth and size.

I used to put it out and I had even less attention from women.

Some guys called it a masterpiece.

The art of nature.

I regret I didn't print those messages out.

Would look nice in a frame on the wall,or help when I'm feeling less confident.

Not an average looking cock.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Roland was one of the greatest of Charlemagnes's paladins. He died heroically leading Charlemagne's rearguard against the Saracens in 778 at Roncevaux.

You might do something with that? Roland The Mighty

Sir Roland

Or something more fanciful and romantic.

***

They would assume I have a huge cock.

I'd get a lot of messages, but most would block me revealing my 6 x 6 ish love gun.

Why? That's hardly small.

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We are on Fab world.

7 inch is average and every size of lady is just curvy.

I’m sensing …

Skepticism

And

Has a favourite emoji "

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That emoji means I might have wrote something wrong, but not sure.

Tried to be funny, but not sure how it goes through.

I noticed, if I don't use any, then it's more likely will be picked on.

When I'm actually being funny, then it's mostly ignored except 1 - 5.5 regulars.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"808-Plate?"

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I even googled to get a clue, but didn't get it.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Roland-the-hung-chef

Hung for Hungarian

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"808-Plate?

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I even googled to get a clue, but didn't get it.

The Roland-808 is the original drum machine that the band 808-State took their name from. Plate because you are a chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just Roland?

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"808-Plate?

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I even googled to get a clue, but didn't get it.

The Roland-808 is the original drum machine that the band 808-State took their name from. Plate because you are a chef.

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I see.

I had the results for special number plates.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why not just Roland?

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Never tried it to be fair, because I assumed there's more than one here.

Then I would need to put some stupid number after it...etc.

I was expecting a much worse suggestion, so I'm kind of impressed.

Opened the thread with my eyes closed seeing the last commenter.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"808-Plate?

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I even googled to get a clue, but didn't get it.

The Roland-808 is the original drum machine that the band 808-State took their name from. Plate because you are a chef.

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I made Roland (Keyboard/piano/guitar effect pedal) jokes and they were even less successful, than the usual unsuccessful ones.

None of the 5.5 forum friends reacted to any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not just Roland?

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Never tried it to be fair, because I assumed there's more than one here.

Then I would need to put some stupid number after it...etc.

I was expecting a much worse suggestion, so I'm kind of impressed.

Opened the thread with my eyes closed seeing the last commenter.

Just put a . at the end. I did that with Raven.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why not just Roland?

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Never tried it to be fair, because I assumed there's more than one here.

Then I would need to put some stupid number after it...etc.

I was expecting a much worse suggestion, so I'm kind of impressed.

Opened the thread with my eyes closed seeing the last commenter.

Just put a . at the end. I did that with Raven."

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Which bad word has only 1 character?

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"The only other Roland I know was a rat. You're a chef so maybe...

Ratatouille

Good one

I also like it because, if you take a play on the country where you're from, Hungary to hungry, which is also food related.

I think it's a perfect fit

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why not just Roland?

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Never tried it to be fair, because I assumed there's more than one here.

Then I would need to put some stupid number after it...etc.

I was expecting a much worse suggestion, so I'm kind of impressed.

Opened the thread with my eyes closed seeing the last commenter.

Just put a . at the end. I did that with Raven.

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Which bad word has only 1 character?

.?"

I forgot this

Dot as a special character.

I understood.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

RolAndRock

RolAndPlay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French Open

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"RolAndRock

RolAndPlay"

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Quite sure I had RockAndRoland at some point.

LoneJuan was quite funny in my opinion, but apparently it had a Norman Bates vibe.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"The French Open "

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Roland-Garros?

Have the balls untouched.

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