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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me what you want for Christmas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston Martin DB9 please, my Vanquish is ready to go into retirement

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

A surprise lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A surprise lol"

On its way lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A surprise lol

On its way lol xx

What time, will make sure theres a mince pie around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a magic wand with attachments

strap on (one that doesnt make me bum look big)

martina cole novel

chocolate orange

underwear

selection box (not cadburys but galaxy)

and if i sat on yer knee i would crush it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In these days of political correctness and our soft govt's attempt to protect our kiddies... it's no longer appropriate to sit on Santa's knee...

...but if you could wangle Cheryl Cole & Megan Fox to be downstairs in my living room on Xmas Morning, naked and wrapped in gold wrapping paper with a tag saying, "All for you, Wishy!" I'll be eternally grateful.

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and if i sat on yer knee i would crush it

Will just ave ta be me face again then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and if i sat on yer knee i would crush it

Will just ave ta be me face again then xx

wot a big nose you have Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sitting on Santa's knee

but can I have a new body, this ones knackered

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im going to be really pathetic and say i dont want anything much for christmas as i have everything i want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im going to be really pathetic and say i dont want anything much for christmas as i have everything i want"

Arrrh thats nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only way il sit on his knee is to break the old duffers legs lol!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"only way il sit on his knee is to break the old duffers legs lol!! xx

Be worth the pain though xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only way il sit on his knee is to break the old duffers legs lol!! xx

Be worth the pain though xx

u santas little helper?? im satans little helper lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"snow

Na ive got your prezzie already xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"snow

Na ive got your prezzie already xx

well I'll expect a red ribbon round it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"snow

Na ive got your prezzie already xx

well I'll expect a red ribbon round it

Might be able ta manage a piece of cotton lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may I have a six foot fit buff bloke please, all buffed and oiled and sent to my room?

thank you soapy santa xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"may I have a six foot fit buff bloke please, all buffed and oiled and sent to my room?

thank you soapy santa xxxx

Well i could stand on me box and ya could shut yer eyes xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i cant say mine as i may not get it

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

some new working legs please and liam neeson ....thankyouuuu xx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

1. World peace

2. No more disease, famine or pestilence

3. And an 3 week orgy the size of the Isle of Wight....

Although I might change the order around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind what i get, make a change getting summat. lmao...

as long as its nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing this year of santa

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Peace and quiet!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nothing this year of santa

No problem lol ill save me money xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Sudsy Santagot my 6 footer yet? XXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning Sudsy Santagot my 6 footer yet? XXXXXX

Ive got me box i told ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to regain my youth again and have cheryl cole as my partnerlolololololo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some new working legs please and liam neeson ....thankyouuuu xx"

oh yeah i missed liam nealson off me list. would santa mind if i shared him with sprite!!!!!!

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