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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

All gents do it.

4.8" = 5"

5.75" = 6"

6.6" = 7"

7.5" = 8"

8.2" = 8.5"

Not sure you exaggerate above that.

Are you rounding up?

Nobody will notice a quarter of inch.

"Oi, stop! Let me get the measuring tape you liar!"

Not sure when ladies playing with the numbers slightly.

Some dating sites you can put height, weight or even cup size.

I've seen someone I knew years ago on another site.

She was like 6'2'' and her dating profile indicated 5'8".

She was my boss by the way and a beautiful woman.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Seen a few claimed 10 inchers that looked more like 6"

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

As soon as he steps into the room, I measure him. If it isn’t long and wide enough to damage my organs, I send him packing stat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

"

You finally got that reduction surgery mate?

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s boy math.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

You finally got that reduction surgery mate?

MrWho. "

I did mate, I donated to GiveADong, I got a car sticker but I don't have a car so that's your crimbo gift out the bag.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

"

You're not just a pretty face are you? Good thinking.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

You're not just a pretty face are you? Good thinking."

I'm not even a pretty face, you were temporarily delirious.

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I still remember a meet I had years ago, we could feel the chemistry building during the social bit, and snuck off somewhere quiet.

I still remember her reaction when I unzipped, it's not so much what she said that gives me a glow, but the happy and excited way she did so

'haha ooh that *is* big! '

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

You're not just a pretty face are you? Good thinking.

I'm not even a pretty face, you were temporarily delirious. "

Oh this is awkward. I'd confused you with someone else. Can we redact my previous post?

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Seen a few claimed 10 inchers that looked more like 6" "

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I was talking about 0.25 inch.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes I do this, I rounded up to 14" so I can get some peace and quiet.

"

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14" inch is scary for everyone( ? ) I guess.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"As soon as he steps into the room, I measure him. If it isn’t long and wide enough to damage my organs, I send him packing stat."

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Using measuring tape or a rolling pin to compare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure from the tip to the base (of my shoe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of women in my experience are rounding down by a few dress sizes and an inch or 2 on height

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I measure from the tip to the base (of my shoe)"

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That would be slightly misleading.

My feet are 10"+.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't play life by halves so rounding up is the natural thing to do

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"All gents do it.

4.8" = 5"

5.75" = 6"

6.6" = 7"

7.5" = 8"

8.2" = 8.5"

Not sure you exaggerate above that.

Are you rounding up?

Nobody will notice a quarter of inch.

"Oi, stop! Let me get the measuring tape you liar!"

Not sure when ladies playing with the numbers slightly.

Some dating sites you can put height, weight or even cup size.

I've seen someone I knew years ago on another site.

She was like 6'2'' and her dating profile indicated 5'8".

She was my boss by the way and a beautiful woman.

"

I don't round up anything, i simply say, I am about average, its been a long time since i measured it,

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Lots of women in my experience are rounding down by a few dress sizes and an inch or 2 on height "

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I've seen every shape and size states "curvy". Not many puts average or large.

So it's a bit of a mystery what is the desired effect of admitting wrong dress size.

I would never ask, anyway.

If I like what I see, then I don't care about the weight.

Don't understand why the height.

Many of them want a man to be 5'10", because they want to wear high heels.

Even the ones are 4'5".

I don't care too much about weight and height, but don't fancy every woman.

Nice enough personality is important.

Nice is subjective and not always honest, when someone seems too nice to be true.

Nobody is perfect and I like to see that side too.

Shape of bum is somewhat important, whatever size it is.

Have some limits on both ends obviously.

I'm not picky, but not a "all hole is a goal" guy either.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"All gents do it.

4.8" = 5"

5.75" = 6"

6.6" = 7"

7.5" = 8"

8.2" = 8.5"

Not sure you exaggerate above that.

Are you rounding up?

Nobody will notice a quarter of inch.

"Oi, stop! Let me get the measuring tape you liar!"

Not sure when ladies playing with the numbers slightly.

Some dating sites you can put height, weight or even cup size.

I've seen someone I knew years ago on another site.

She was like 6'2'' and her dating profile indicated 5'8".

She was my boss by the way and a beautiful woman.

I don't round up anything, i simply say, I am about average, its been a long time since i measured it,"

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Average is oversized here.

They won't know you are 5,6 or 7 inch.

Being NICE and size matters a lot here for most.

I know, I know I need to

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I don't play life by halves so rounding up is the natural thing to do "

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I'd be happy to play with half a woman in a threesome to be honest.

Even a bloody coffee date would lighten the mood at this point.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've never really known the exact size of a man's penis. Did measure one guy just for a laugh l but that's all. Apart from that would never enter my head to measure them.

As far as wonens dress size, I've never had dress size on my profile but I did have full length pictures

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I've never really known the exact size of a man's penis. Did measure one guy just for a laugh l but that's all. Apart from that would never enter my head to measure them.

As far as wonens dress size, I've never had dress size on my profile but I did have full length pictures"

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That's all you need.

Most men have absolutely no idea about dress sizes or don't care.

Everyone looks different even wearing the same size of dress.

I do like to know what is waist down, even if it's just a woman wearing jeans.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"It’s boy math. "

Yeah 5ft 10 = 5ft 8

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't think it's rounding up when a 5.2" is classed as a 8"

I never know why people have an issue admitting real size especially the average dudes, average is good.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6" rounds up to 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6" rounds up to 10. "

I guess I have a ‘BBC’ after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s boy math.

Yeah 5ft 10 = 5ft 8"

if I’m actually 5’10 then I’m basically 6ft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6" rounds up to 10.

I guess I have a ‘BBC’ after all "

20"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think it's rounding up when a 5.2" is classed as a 8"

I never know why people have an issue admitting real size especially the average dudes, average is good.

Mrs "

Because the average size has been inflated by people that can’t accurately guesstimate size

So many people think 6-7 inches is average. Someone on a thread last week thought 7-8 inches was average

So then you’ve got a bunch of people that will think your average is actually small. It’s not small, it’s average, they just think a 5 inch penis looks 7 inches

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I don't think it's rounding up when a 5.2" is classed as a 8"

I never know why people have an issue admitting real size especially the average dudes, average is good.

Mrs "

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Rounding up that much is stupid.

I mean exaggerating that much to get laid?

They will see it and know it straight away.

You can't see it by eye, if a cock is 5.75" or 6".

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"6" rounds up to 10. "

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Sometimes I'm joking, I'm 12" around.

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I don't think it's rounding up when a 5.2" is classed as a 8"

I never know why people have an issue admitting real size especially the average dudes, average is good.

Mrs

Because the average size has been inflated by people that can’t accurately guesstimate size

So many people think 6-7 inches is average. Someone on a thread last week thought 7-8 inches was average

So then you’ve got a bunch of people that will think your average is actually small. It’s not small, it’s average, they just think a 5 inch penis looks 7 inches"

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I've never had an issue what I have.

Most was kind of obsessed with it.

No, I'm not hung, just have an unusual/weird cock.

It's a mixed feeling since I'm here.

Good thing is I have a weird face and weird humor as well.

So never really know which one is the reason I don't get laid.

Doesn't bother me too much anymore.

I'll concentrate more on women in real life, and come here just for the forum.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I round down, under promise, over deliver, that's the way forward

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I round down, under promise, over deliver, that's the way forward "

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Good for you, if you have wiggling room for rounding down.

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

I actually don't know my size, the same way I don't know my body weight. I don't need to know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I round down, under promise, over deliver, that's the way forward "
I approve of this approach

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I think most guys measure in tinder inches

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By *mall.sausageMan
over a year ago

Rochdale


"I round down, under promise, over deliver, that's the way forward I approve of this approach "
is it best say your small and woman have a nice supprise

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By *hunky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I think most guys measure in tinder inches"

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Tinder inches?

Half metric and half imperial?

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Although I never know where you're supposed to measure from, I always understood the correct method of measurement was using a Sky remote, not those old fashioned inch things??

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