FabSwingers.com forum: Different types of wanks.

By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.

We've all heard the term furious wank.

What other types of wanks are there? I need to know.

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By *illy IdolMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

Left handed feels like someone else is doing it

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London

Delayed wank...getting yourself close and then blueballing yourself...

Gentle wank, where you edge yourself slowly until you feel the orgasm building up.

Tender wank, where you are lives up and gentle...

So many!

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By *ayHaychMan
49 weeks ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Runwank - when you sleep through your alarm but need to solve your morning glory while rushing to get ready.

Crywank - when a particularly schmaltzy tear jerker film is on but the mood strikes and a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

Lube wank, dry wank,other hand wank, slow wank, furious wank, wank with finger up arse, wank with toys, danger wank..... That's all the wanks I can think of.

Mrs

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By *a LunaWoman
49 weeks ago

South Wales

Power wanking. Is that a thing guys? Where you pump your meat and feel all majestic?

(Given myself the horn there as I’ve just visualised that in my head with a fella with long hair who looks like he could be Jason Mamoa or a rock god from the 80’s)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Power wanking. Is that a thing guys? Where you pump your meat and feel all majestic?

(Given myself the horn there as I’ve just visualised that in my head with a fella with long hair who looks like he could be Jason Mamoa or a rock god from the 80’s)"

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By *ornycougaWoman
49 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Fast and furious

The Lazy One

Hands only

Hands free

ToyRUs...

To name but a few

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.

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By *istressRoxie93TV/TS
49 weeks ago

Wood Green

Nice posh wank

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By *ighting 50Man
49 weeks ago

Retford

Oh just a good old fashioned wank is my favourite

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By *ames_dieselMan
49 weeks ago

London

Shower wank….one of my favourites

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By *a LunaWoman
49 weeks ago

South Wales

An “in company” wank.

Apparently some men get together and watch some porn and each have a discreet wank behind a cushion.

Sounds hot

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Drink Horn Wank....my male friend is always on about....I'm not sure if he's seeking assistance from me....but he always seems to let me know....

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By *r Looking 69Man
49 weeks ago

north

I totally love a good shower wank . Something about the warm water and trying to stay stood up as I'm about to cum

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By *affeine DuskMan
49 weeks ago

Caerphilly

"Power wanking. Is that a thing guys? Where you pump your meat and feel all majestic?

(Given myself the horn there as I’ve just visualised that in my head with a fella with long hair who looks like he could be Jason Mamoa or a rock god from the 80’s)"

It's a thing.

You need coconut oil and a good soundtrack to it, real crunchy tunes.

Possibly some kind of wind/smoke machine too, productions vary.

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By *r Looking 69Man
49 weeks ago

north

"Drink Horn Wank....my male friend is always on about....I'm not sure if he's seeking assistance from me....but he always seems to let me know...."

Aye that's definitely real. It's a killer. You can't control it haha. You should probably help him out too haha

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
49 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Danger wank was a thing when I was in the army.

Get started and shout on someone, try and finish before they got to your room

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By *ames_dieselMan
49 weeks ago

London

Who can say they’ve never had a hungover wank either….it’s almost obligatory !!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

The danger wank.

You start yourself off, shout someone you really wouldn’t want catching you wanking, and see if you can finish before they open the door.

The mr

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By *r SensualMan
49 weeks ago

London

Edging wanks… the best kind, they make the climax sooooo much more intense and gratifying

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By *ensuallover1000Man
49 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A nonchalant wank: One masturbates disinterestedly whilst reading a book with the other hand….

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Fast and furious

The Lazy One

Hands only

Hands free

ToyRUs...

To name but a few"

Erm... How does the hands free one work?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The WFH wank where you've been productive for a solid 10 minutes and decide to reward yourself

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Stockport

"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks."

Does he jizz lightning?

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By *nnandElleCouple
49 weeks ago

Brackley

Disappointing wank - pretty much every wank I ever have (Enn)

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.

Does he jizz lightning?"

Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.

Does he jizz lightning?

Only if he's really going to town with his hammer."

Only those worthy can wield it though

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Porn Movie Wanks....

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Public wanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Sit on your hand till it feels numb then wank

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.

Does he jizz lightning?

Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.

Only those worthy can wield it though

True, you wouldn't want to end up with a thor hand (it's so bad, I'm so sorry).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
49 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Metronomic Wank: One sets a metronome and wanks in time with the set tempo.

I typically enjoy a nice Allegro

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.

Does he jizz lightning?

Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.

Only those worthy can wield it though

True, you wouldn't want to end up with a thor hand (it's so bad, I'm so sorry). "

That actually tickled me so much

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
49 weeks ago

Harwich

Easiest one, overlooked in this very elaborate list.

Impressive list even! Lol.

"Tribute wank"

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
49 weeks ago

Harwich

"The Metronomic Wank: One sets a metronome and wanks in time with the set tempo.

I typically enjoy a nice Allegro

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Not sure if anyone has mentioned the tactical wank yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Hot Day Beach Wanks....

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game."

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game."

I definitely want to play that game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Thunderously must be how Thor wanks.

Does he jizz lightning?

Only if he's really going to town with his hammer.

Only those worthy can wield it though

True, you wouldn't want to end up with a thor hand (it's so bad, I'm so sorry). "

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By *ay_bee500Man
49 weeks ago

Dover

I love an edged wank

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By *orridgeCoupleCouple
49 weeks ago

Torridge

"Left handed feels like someone else is doing it"

Like sitting on your hands for 10 mins and waiting for the pins & needles

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

I definitely want to play that game."

Double Domme sessions? I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Angry wank?

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By *ichael CoolMan
49 weeks ago

unknown

Lay on your hand for five minutes wank when it's dead then it feels like someone else

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By *heekygent50Man
49 weeks ago

Meath

Wank to help you sleep

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By *he Gentleman.Man
49 weeks ago

Sitlington

A virtual wank. It's done by thought only and hip movement. Very difficult to achieve with the mind alone. You need perfect silence and a vivid imagination!

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

Random speed accidental edging marathon with no ETA and delayed outcum.

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Accidental edging = Keep stopping to find the right porn for the day.

Sometimes I'm lazy and use the bookmarked porn.

Marathon = Taking too long or repeat.

No ETA = 15 - 60 minutes

Keeps my timing up, plus the orgasm is better.

Slowing down when I changed my mind about the porn material.

Speeding up when:

* Close to the end.

* My shoulder hurts, but I want to finish.

* Taking too long, close to bedtime or getting tired.

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I have a more complex variation, but I'm not feeling comfortable sharing that in public anymore.

I did share it before.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Tit Wank

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By *azrich87Man
49 weeks ago

kings lynn

I love a delay wank. Get yourself to the edge stop and wait then go at it again. One hell of an explosion at the end

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By *heekyDemandCouple
49 weeks ago

Leicester

Follow the pace wank, some porn have wank challenges that tell you to up or down the speed, or even stop... if you can make it to the end without busting a nut is the tricky bit.

Use coconut oil and plenty of it, have a towel.

The "where does it go" wank.

Aim to jizz on a different body part, your own face, chest, belly button, in your hand, on your own feet, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!"

I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time

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By *EboroMan
49 weeks ago

Peterborough

A tribute wank is a favourite of mine just lately

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!

I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time

Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.

We've all heard the term furious wank.

What other types of wanks are there? I need to know."

Luxury wank. When you have the place to yourself and you get the baby oil out and treat yourself. Playing your porn at full volume.

Other oils/lotions are available, but it could then easily become a moisturising wank.

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By *EboroMan
49 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.

We've all heard the term furious wank.

What other types of wanks are there? I need to know.

Luxury wank. When you have the place to yourself and you get the baby oil out and treat yourself. Playing your porn at full volume.

Other oils/lotions are available, but it could then easily become a moisturising wank."
haha I forgot about this wank

are moisturising wanks do seem to use the whole bottle

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By *ukeM8519Man
49 weeks ago

Sandymount

There’s hangover wank where you just need to wank all day.

There’s get it done and out of the way wank, when your not horny but you need to kill the urge for example your going away with your mates and staying in the same hotel room and know you can’t wank for 3 days etc…

There’s sleep wank. Can’t sleep and Not horny but a good wank will have you off to sleep in seconds.

Then there’s prolonged wank, you haven’t a wank in a few days and your cock and balls are starting to twitch and get heavy so you just need to drain them. (Like going to the toilet).

Post going on a date wank. You knew you were going on a date and didn’t wank all week to build up the excitement and make your cock look bigger, but you went on the date and all she gave you was a quick snog so you rush home after and wank one out thinking about her and the sex you should have had.

That’s just a ‘handful’ of my scenarios.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!

I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time

Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too

Name the time and place and I'll be there

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Guilty wank. Wanking over someone you don't shouldn't.

Friendship wank. Wanking over a friend. Not literally.

Can be combined. Say your friends OH.

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.

We've all heard the term furious wank.

What other types of wanks are there? I need to know.

Luxury wank. When you have the place to yourself and you get the baby oil out and treat yourself. Playing your porn at full volume.

Other oils/lotions are available, but it could then easily become a moisturising wank."

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Posh wank where you do it with a condom on

Ruined wank when you ruined your orgasm

Speedy wank when you gotta do it a quicky

Sensual wank when you use lube and massage it so it’s real nice

Tactical wank when you do before having sex so you last longer

1 finger wank when you use 1 finger on the frenlum

Palming wank when you use the palm of your hand to rub the head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!

I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time

Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too

This gets better by the minute

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By *asty tatsyMan
49 weeks ago

london

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!

I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time

Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too

Yeehaw

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By *asty tatsyMan
49 weeks ago

london

"Someone has told me they planned on having a thunderous wank this morning.

We've all heard the term furious wank.

What other types of wanks are there? I need to know."

There are the I have had better wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Most important of all- the decision making wank.

“Is this a good idea?”

Have a wank then decide. We all think more clearly after a wank.

Eh “should I fuck the bunny boiling ex because she clearly wants some and I fancy some?”

Have a wank and decide (correct answer should be “no” just case you’re wondering)

Many awful moments in history could have been avoided if only key people had had wanks at the right time.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Oh there are so many wanks. I found a site with 101 wank variations. As a horny 18 year old I tried as many as I could

I need this list, Id like someone to do them all in front of me

This would be such a fun Domme game.

Yeah, you just need someone who would do it

I accept your offer Beanie boy, let's book a room!

I feel like this could be scary and arousing at the same time

Me and PW yes? I'm "roping" her in too

This gets better by the minute

Would be a great side hustle... We can practice on JB

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By *errocaWoman
49 weeks ago

Shropshire

What about the crying into a mirror while wank, kind of wank?

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By *lowhands7Man
49 weeks ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

No-one has mentioned the discreet wank!

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