FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

It Snowed.....(snowflakes)....

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from RTE showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

^^^^^^^ I thought it was a good little read worth sharing ....xxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bumping this for the OP. It's worth a read...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from RTE showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

^^^^^^^ I thought it was a good little read worth sharing ....xxxx

"

Great read

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This is excellent

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you play the winter levels on Mario kart tour and you hit a snowman it tells you you’ve hit a snowperson

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you play the winter levels on Mario kart tour and you hit a snowman it tells you you’ve hit a snowperson "

Brilliant....so the new term is 'Snow-Person'....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just doesn’t have the same ring to it…..


"You know when you play the winter levels on Mario kart tour and you hit a snowman it tells you you’ve hit a snowperson

Brilliant....so the new term is 'Snow-Person'....

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Bumpety bump.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Very good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I am offended

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from RTE showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

^^^^^^^ I thought it was a good little read worth sharing ....xxxx

"

Haha love it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top