FabSwingers.com forum: DIY Verifications

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oi Oi good folks

Yes indeedy, this is your golden opportunity to compose a verification all for yourself! The more humorous the better!

I’ll start you all off to give you the gist:

‘Sensual lover turned up two hours late and it quickly became apparent from his inept social skills that the guy would likely struggle to find his own arse with both hands and a flashlight.

I won’t even mention the subsequent lacklustre sex but suffice to say I’m not even sure he’d ever seen a vagina before our encounter. Anyhoo, treat him with respect - he’s a real keeper

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Over to you now my fine people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bella was late, as usual, and definitely wasn't worth it. Cost a fortune to get her home in a taxi. Good job she paid for it herself.

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

Great impromptu meet.

He was in and out in 3 minutes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Gullible, enthusiastic, and just as much of a weird cunt in person as she presents online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks nothing like her pics.

Is indeed shit at the sex.

Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute catfish, fat, rolled over and went to sleep after round one, her boobs have deflated and when squeezed sound like Wheezy from Toy Story. Don't have her drive to you, her car breaks every time and its french. Wouldn't take her out in public and she definitely needs a ballgag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bella was late, as usual, and definitely wasn't worth it. Cost a fortune to get her home in a taxi. Good job she paid for it herself. "

Man I wish i could say this is unfounded

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Best five finger knuckle shuffle ever and makes a cracking cup of tea

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Bella was late, as usual, and definitely wasn't worth it. Cost a fortune to get her home in a taxi. Good job she paid for it herself.

Man I wish i could say this is unfounded

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I was going to remark, but you got there before me!

It's a cringe-worthy parable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Racy turned up on time but I didn't, she's a good gurl though so she was more than happy to wait for my presence. I thought I shouldn't make her wait any longer so I treated her pussy to 45 seconds of camel licking heaven, I even spit on it like a vandal. I then bent her over in front of mirror so I could admire what a fucking man I am and her face as I was giving her the best cock she'd ever had. WHOS HER DADDY! Cum all inside and bred her, she'll be pregnant by morning. Of course she will want to see me again, I'll see if I can fit her in. Seriously though guys, top lass treat her with respeckta.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Absolute catfish, fat, rolled over and went to sleep after round one, her boobs have deflated and when squeezed sound like Wheezy from Toy Story. Don't have her drive to you, her car breaks every time and its french. Wouldn't take her out in public and she definitely needs a ballgag."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaps around like an over enthusiastic ladbrador, eats all the snacks.... falls asleep after 10 mins .. Gives good snuggles and sloppy kisses

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Kisses to sloppy hands like octopus weird sense of humour dick size well she pissed herself laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 4/10 for effort, but the insistence on shouting Geronimo! Every time he came was off putting for me and the other people there. Weirdest Bukkake ever.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I was delivering from Asda. She answered the door bare-assed, led me into her kitchen, then proceeded to get down on all fours. Her p*** as wide as a milk pail but any hole’s a goal so I spunked all over her and the groceries. Not a word was exchanged. Afterwards, she made me a cup of tea.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Racy turned up on time but I didn't, she's a good gurl though so she was more than happy to wait for my presence. I thought I shouldn't make her wait any longer so I treated her pussy to 45 seconds of camel licking heaven, I even spit on it like a vandal. I then bent her over in front of mirror so I could admire what a fucking man I am and her face as I was giving her the best cock she'd ever had. WHOS HER DADDY! Cum all inside and bred her, she'll be pregnant by morning. Of course she will want to see me again, I'll see if I can fit her in. Seriously though guys, top lass treat her with respeckta. "

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Met up at a cosplay evening. Thought he'd come as Quasimodo, but he thought it was come as you are. Drank Bells Whisky all night and found he was more than a little deaf. His hearts in the tight place though. Somewhere around his stomach.

Always acted the real gentleman though.

A great person to have around.... if only to keep the flies off you...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mad as a box of frogs! Can talk for England! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JoeBeans turned up perfectly on time and presentable. I had hoped that we could have a drink and see where it led but a 15min drink turned into an hour chat leaving me thinking "are we actually going to have sex or what?" Despite my best efforts, he was totally oblivious to my flirting simply laughed thinking I was just being nice! What I thought would be a steamy night of hot sex turned into just a social! I shaved my legs and wore matching underwear for nothing! Ladies, good luck getting this one into bed

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"JoeBeans turned up perfectly on time and presentable. I had hoped that we could have a drink and see where it led but a 15min drink turned into an hour chat leaving me thinking "are we actually going to have sex or what?" Despite my best efforts, he was totally oblivious to my flirting simply laughed thinking I was just being nice! What I thought would be a steamy night of hot sex turned into just a social! I shaved my legs and wore matching underwear for nothing! Ladies, good luck getting this one into bed

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Don't bother with this one. She is arsey as fuck; rarely replies to messages on Fab because she can't manage her inbox to save her life and when she does you can't pin her down for a meet as she's always swanning about somewhere. Complete time waster.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Insisted upon missionary, under the covers, lights off and kept his socks on. Did bring snacks though and makes a good cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visited jack's house and his toilet did match the one in his cock pics, and his toilet was flushed thank god.

He did wash his cock and dried it on his curtains afterwards and only charged me £1 to use his phone to get a taxi.

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

His excuse for being late was that he got lost in the dark. Then after five minutes of nervous chatter he realised he'd forgotten to take his Viagra. So the promised above average turned out to be nearly invisible. I did my best but clearly it wasn't going to be a night to remember except in a bad way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This one’s exactly as he comes across on the forums. If that doesn’t put you off, go for it. You weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made me laugh so much. I was in fits of giggles. Then he put his cock back in his Step One boxers. Though later he made me moan and scream. He tripped over the flex and dropped the iron on my foot. Won't be seeing that fat, clumsy bastrad again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Showed up I was absolutely dumbfounded by his ugliness I'm sure that when he cries his tears roll down his back, poor fucker also has a stutter he tried telling me about his grand parents by the time he was finished I was about to burst into the chorus of Hey Jude (NA,Na,Na,Na) anyway after an hour of him trying to string a sentence together we started to get down to the "nitty gritty" as it turns out it was only nitty as there wasn't enough time to do the gritty big load though almost blasted me onto the ceiling.

Nice genuine guy, his heart is in the right place, Funny, Fugly

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By *anyaTgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

Walked in dick out, straight onto it came in 30seconds laughed and walked out

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

This one clearly put as much thought in to her outfit as she did in the creation of her username.

I thought the 81 was the year of her birth but having met her I now realise that it represents the number of times she can scare you during one meet.

She has a lot of verifications but I suspect they were given under duress. Possibly by people who thought they would recieve a Glasgow Kiss from her if they didn't. I personally think that would be preferable to an actual kiss from this one.

Save yourself. It is too late for me.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Finally, I met Veronica at her place. She doesn’t look like her photos at all. Her real name is John, a 78 sleepless moribund filthy pervert old man. He asked me to lick his dental plaque and clean his flat naked.

I would definitely like to see him again and guys, if you get the opportunity to meet him do so.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"IT'S A WIG

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By *umblecutMan
over a year ago

Finchley

"I was delivering from Asda. She answered the door bare-assed, led me into her kitchen, then proceeded to get down on all fours. Her p*** as wide as a milk pail but any hole’s a goal so I spunked all over her and the groceries. Not a word was exchanged. Afterwards, she made me a cup of tea. "

- At least you made tea!

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