FabSwingers.com forum: Let someone else Describe you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So was reading a forum post and it dawned on me,

Let someone else describe you based on your profile and if and what they know about you

Answers on a post card please…..

Oh and play nice lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, go on. Let me have it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

Full of beans

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Ooh, could be interesting. In (if anyone wants to have a go) Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll say in but come back to this later on.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Go on then I'm in lol

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest."

Pretends to be a miserable bastard and takes pride in being a shit shag but isn't fooling anyone.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

Pretends to be a miserable bastard and takes pride in being a shit shag but isn't fooling anyone."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

Pretends to be a miserable bastard and takes pride in being a shit shag but isn't fooling anyone."

Don’t mince your words do ya!

hahaha

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

Pretends to be a miserable bastard and takes pride in being a shit shag but isn't fooling anyone.

Don’t mince your words do ya!

hahaha"

He said be honest

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

Seemingly nice guy but an absolute deviant in the bedroom (I'm guessing...)

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Go on then I'm in lol"

Still working out how much "heart" I want to give and take, so enjoying the social side of FAB with occasional and worthwhile sexual and sensual experiences.

Can be a little distant and diffident - bear with me.

Can also be ravenous and Domme.

Fundamentally, a good person making her way in a terribly confusing world.

Oh - and I love to swallow custard...hot or cold

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Could be interesting. Go for it

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest."

A class clown.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

A class clown."

Faith is hot. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

A class clown.

Faith is hot. X "

Has a nice cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do your worst "

You r a Keep fit fanatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*blocks all the dickheads first*

Go on then

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Am in for that

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sounds loke a good laugh, Go for it, whoever can be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Me please.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Quoting a really wise man from here.

" No, I'm out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out before I get a ban.

Merry Christmas to all!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ooh, could be interesting. In (if anyone wants to have a go) Xx"

Erudite, delightful and thoughtful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out before I get a ban.

Merry Christmas to all!!!

Has amazing stockins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I'm not good for giving my opinion on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm not good for giving my opinion on this. "

Cutie with a lovely booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll say in but come back to this later on."

Has an attitude of not giving a shit, possibly to not let her guard down and let people in on how she really feels as a defence mechanism but I'm sure she's lovely in real life.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Sounds interesting? Would love to know ? Can take criticism! X

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What harm can it do?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"*blocks all the dickheads first*

Go on then "

PW is a kind soul.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'll say in but come back to this later on."

Like an egg, appears tough looking but is actually quite fragile. Once you break her down she's actually

soft and gooey inside(allegedly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest."

Used humour and well measured viewpoints really well. Can come off as unemotional in his responses but feel like you have to really pry information out of him to really know what he's about.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

Adorable. Sensitive with a smidgen of overthinking but a genuinely warm heart and a great personality. Passionate about a myriad of topics but avoids conflict so doesn't air those thoughts as oft as they perhaps should.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"What harm can it do?

Has a screen name that suggests he might be a longtime Winona Ryder fan (or Ethan Hawke or Ben Stiller but I think it’s Winona).

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

Rocks the Xmas threads like no other and is the nicest guy on here

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Actually I'm not good for giving my opinion on this.

Cutie with a lovely booty"

Amazing body (judging from profile photo) and likes to spank… epic win!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

Used humour and well measured viewpoints really well. Can come off as unemotional in his responses but feel like you have to really pry information out of him to really know what he's about."

Ah ha, Kai is really an armadillo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*blocks all the dickheads first*

Go on then "

Looking to be desired, seen a fare bit of life, been messed around and has the scars.

Knows she good looking and asks herself why she is a prick magnet.

Has a side she wants to enjoy but trust is a massive massive thing for her

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

A class clown.

Faith is hot. X "

Aw shucks. Thank you x

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

Used humour and well measured viewpoints really well. Can come off as unemotional in his responses but feel like you have to really pry information out of him to really know what he's about.

Ah ha, Kai is really an armadillo

Little Miss Krampus has X-Ray vision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would only work after someone has met you though.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Go on then I'm in lol

Still working out how much "heart" I want to give and take, so enjoying the social side of FAB with occasional and worthwhile sexual and sensual experiences.

Can be a little distant and diffident - bear with me.

Can also be ravenous and Domme.

Fundamentally, a good person making her way in a terribly confusing world.

Oh - and I love to swallow custard...hot or cold

Damnit that's pretty accurate, I do love custard hot or cold

.. thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I'm not good for giving my opinion on this.

Cutie with a lovely booty

Amazing body (judging from profile photo) and likes to spank… epic win!

definitely likes to be spanked has the red bum cheeks to prove it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Shoot!

Be brutally honest.

Used humour and well measured viewpoints really well. Can come off as unemotional in his responses but feel like you have to really pry information out of him to really know what he's about.

Ah ha, Kai is really an armadillo

Little Miss Krampus has X-Ray vision."

I bloody wish ! I'm more mr Magoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. "

Genuine, straightforward, a lot of fun.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it.

Rocks the Xmas threads like no other and is the nicest guy on here "

HornyCouga: Is on my hotlist because her profile cracked me up (though I confess I have not read it lately, she may have changed it to something more austere.)

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Meli is just an absolute sweetheart with a wonderful way with words ( I really wish I could write so eloquently!)

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Go on then I'm in lol

Still working out how much "heart" I want to give and take, so enjoying the social side of FAB with occasional and worthwhile sexual and sensual experiences.

Can be a little distant and diffident - bear with me.

Can also be ravenous and Domme.

Fundamentally, a good person making her way in a terribly confusing world.

Oh - and I love to swallow custard...hot or cold

Damnit that's pretty accurate, I do love custard hot or cold

.. thank you

Yeah - I set it all up just for the custard at the end

Figured that would be the winning card x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll lay myself open (what, again?) to the strangeness of kindas (kinda nice, kinda funny, kinda surprise)...

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

This could be fun

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Go on then I'm in lol

Still working out how much "heart" I want to give and take, so enjoying the social side of FAB with occasional and worthwhile sexual and sensual experiences.

Can be a little distant and diffident - bear with me.

Can also be ravenous and Domme.

Fundamentally, a good person making her way in a terribly confusing world.

Oh - and I love to swallow custard...hot or cold

Damnit that's pretty accurate, I do love custard hot or cold

.. thank you

Yeah - I set it all up just for the custard at the end

Figured that would be the winning card x"

It's almost like you know me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it.

Rocks the Xmas threads like no other and is the nicest guy on here "

I don't know if you're in but on here just sassy, no nonsense with an absolute filthy side anyone would enjoy seeing or being part of but also someone that is someone who's genuinely lovely, funny, caring and considerate if you are lucky enough to know her

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'll lay myself open (what, again?) to the strangeness of kindas (kinda nice, kinda funny, kinda surprise)..."

***

You are nice and funny as hell.

Can pull off good weird stuff without being attacked.

I guess the "transylvania" stuff helps.

To be fair I get less crap since I'm "The Hun".

They might be scared of my arrow.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Please. Count me in..

It's alright looking from the inside out but how I'm perceived looking from the outside in is another question.

Knock your socks off.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good thread

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm in and to be fair, I'm an easy description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'll play

I’m not sure if I want to play this game.

Fuck it. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll play

Very seductive pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll play

Hard outer exterior to separate the men from the boys, makes me question why…one possible conclusion…previously messed around possible hurt.

Interior now is guarded and has to be won.

An absolute filth side but is hidden / on ice for a very select chosen few.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in. Will probably hear stuff I don't want to know

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm in. Will probably hear stuff I don't want to know

Lovely smile, good sense of humour and is annoyingly in Glasgow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

Your profile is really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh, could be interesting. In (if anyone wants to have a go) Xx

Erudite, delightful and thoughtful."

Meli I can tell you care a lot about detail. Your profile leaves little to the imagination

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Could be interesting. Go for it"

Just reminds me of my fave veg!

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By *oe n JayCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

In for a penny, go for it.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good thread"
Hi littlemisskrampus, ty, the forum is comedy gold

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good threadHi littlemisskrampus, ty, the forum is comedy gold

You're welcome

it definitely is lol

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By *adboy 2018Man
over a year ago

Shepton Mallet

I'm in

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good threadHi littlemisskrampus, ty, the forum is comedy gold

You're welcome

it definitely is lol"

Amazing smile

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good threadHi littlemisskrampus, ty, the forum is comedy gold

You're welcome

it definitely is lol

Amazing smile

Ah thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Go for it.

Excellent taste in music

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m in. Go for it

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Go for it.

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Just like the tyrannical former ruler of Uganda, am in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

What a legend! And even more so now that I was able to put the face to the username last two weeks ago. Given I’ve met you before I shouldn’t admit that but what a bloke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just like the tyrannical former ruler of Uganda, am in"

Have I just been compared with Idi Amin

….charming!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Ok. Me please. "

Again! What a bloke! Had my back when the forum witches were out for blood

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m in by the way"

Mr Nyam Front crossed with a bit of Mr Steal Yo Girl!

Like Ghetts, Pickle is Top 3 Selected

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm in. Will probably hear stuff I don't want to know

Lovely smile, good sense of humour and is annoyingly in Glasgow lol"

Freindly and happy person but could turn into a nightmare if you piss her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can, go for it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. Go for it

Comes across as such a genuine guy on here and in real life but is so funny to chat to and also loves a bit mischief and banter too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in - Boo

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm in - Boo

You’re fit too

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I'm in - Boo

You’re fit too

Fiddles... He is Ailsa's favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in - Boo

You’re fit too

Fiddles - absolute gent, so many could learn a lot from you.

Such an interesting person to chat too and look at the body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be interesting. Go for it"

Mr Sprout

Can be a knob, can be very funny and also can be incredibly dark humoured!

If you didn't take the piss daily, you wouldn't be you.

Too bloody tall, but loves a KFC like me. His a mate

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Could be interesting. Go for it

Mr Sprout

Can be a knob, can be very funny and also can be incredibly dark humoured!

If you didn't take the piss daily, you wouldn't be you.

Too bloody tall, but loves a KFC like me. His a mate

Did someone mention kfc

Stuffing stacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then I'm in lol"

LittleMissKrampus

Friendly, chatty, mixes well with everyone, but don't tell her you don't like the Rugby! She can eye roll as good as a death stare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. Go for it

"
you are, like your profile, one of the nicest guys on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in by the way

Mr Nyam Front crossed with a bit of Mr Steal Yo Girl!

Like Ghetts, Pickle is Top 3 Selected

That ghetts comment is truly the nicest thing anyone has said to me on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in by the way

Mr Nyam Front crossed with a bit of Mr Steal Yo Girl!

Like Ghetts, Pickle is Top 3 Selected

That ghetts comment is truly the nicest thing anyone has said to me on fab

By the way, ladies, I’m sorry but he’s lying. I ain’t no bocat

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Tentatively dipping my toe in..

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about you.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Tentatively dipping my toe in.. "

Not often seen, but always beguiling

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m in. Go for it

you are, like your profile, one of the nicest guys on fab.

Oh you

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a laugh, we will give it a go :D

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m in by the way

Mr Nyam Front crossed with a bit of Mr Steal Yo Girl!

Like Ghetts, Pickle is Top 3 Selected

That ghetts comment is truly the nicest thing anyone has said to me on fab

You’re the only person would have got it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Go on then I'm in lol

LittleMissKrampus

Friendly, chatty, mixes well with everyone, but don't tell her you don't like the Rugby! She can eye roll as good as a death stare!

Hahaha thanks Boo !

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm in. Will probably hear stuff I don't want to know

Lovely smile, good sense of humour and is annoyingly in Glasgow lol

Freindly and happy person but could turn into a nightmare if you piss her off

Bloody hell how did you know ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then I'm in lol

LittleMissKrampus

Friendly, chatty, mixes well with everyone, but don't tell her you don't like the Rugby! She can eye roll as good as a death stare!

Hahaha thanks Boo !"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I’m in. Go for it

Loves his Arse(nal) , lovely friendly guy, time keeping a little dodgy lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

G'wan then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm in - Boo

Cheeky Bloody Wench who I've had to put up with for years now

Decent Arse though and I suppose she's a decent friend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m in. Go for it

A great chaperone usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on do your worst

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By *ighting 50Man
over a year ago

Retford

Am in it will be interesting to see others opinions

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m in. Go for it

Loves his Arse(nal) , lovely friendly guy, time keeping a little dodgy lol"

LittleMisswhateverthethirdbitisthisweek

Definitely loves to party haha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I’m in. Go for it

Loves his Arse(nal) , lovely friendly guy, time keeping a little dodgy lol

LittleMisswhateverthethirdbitisthisweek

Definitely loves to party haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy

His like my 4th child!!

Always having to remember not to leave him on the train or in a pub somewhere once the drinks start flowing! Ha

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Grumpy

His like my 4th child!!

Always having to remember not to leave him on the train or in a pub somewhere once the drinks start flowing! Ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy

His like my 4th child!!

Always having to remember not to leave him on the train or in a pub somewhere once the drinks start flowing! Ha "

A little stabby and once got away from a parking fine by showing her tits

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I'm in - Boo

Told me to come in here and tell everyone she’s funny as fuck (sometimes true)

Also Boo is very demanding (always true) nice tits though

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m in. Go for it

A great chaperone usually

Lol shut it you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in - Boo

Told me to come in here and tell everyone she’s funny as fuck (sometimes true)

Also Boo is very demanding (always true) nice tits though

You bloody liar!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm in - Boo

Told me to come in here and tell everyone she’s funny as fuck (sometimes true)

Also Boo is very demanding (always true) nice tits though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m in. Go for it

A great chaperone usually

Lol shut it you

Never happening

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I'm in - Boo

Told me to come in here and tell everyone she’s funny as fuck (sometimes true)

Also Boo is very demanding (always true) nice tits though

You bloody liar! "

Ok, (never funny) better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gatekeeper-

Is more friendly than he let's on

Never looses me in London

Teaches me London slang words and my ears will never recover from hearing some of them

Downside- He snores!

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

Im in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Go for it

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"*blocks all the dickheads first*

Go on then "

Picky and difficult

*Before anyone starts, she knows I don't mean it.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm in

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Yeah, go on. Let me have it."

Cute with a great taste in knitwear.

Pretends to be shy but is actually quite sneaky and probs a very enthusiastic shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Roland of Nazareth (

) is a genuine guy who is happy to have a decent chat, and really makes an effort to engage on the forums. He shouldn't be too down on himself - leave that to people like me.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Eek, go on then - I'm in!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eek, go on then - I'm in!

Mrs TMN x

Gives green lingerie it’s colour

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Roland of Nazareth (

) is a genuine guy who is happy to have a decent chat, and really makes an effort to engage on the forums. He shouldn't be too down on himself - leave that to people like me.

Yay!

Someone likes me from the forum.

I wasn't expecting it, that's why usually stay away from this type of threads.

Thanks!

I like you too.

You are funny and as real as a person can get online.

Probably everyone likes you and you actually deserve it.

I'm not always down on myself.

Sometimes it's part of the show, sometimes just a joke, but sometimes I am feeling crap.

You made my day.

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

For the OP

This man will sweep you off your feet with a hot tango and deviant, sensual look in his eyes.

Also has the best sock collection that are especially guarded from women thieves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eek, go on then - I'm in!

Mrs TMN x

Sexy. Very sexy. But not all that funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tentatively dipping my toe in.. "

Hot. But also seemingly super nice and friendly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the OP

This man will sweep you off your feet with a hot tango and deviant, sensual look in his eyes.

Also has the best sock collection that are especially guarded from women thieves. "

If smiles were considered art, your looking at a modern art masterpiece which even the Saatchi gallery would be keen to get there hands on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mimi

Sexy as hell, (I know she's straight, I didn't mean it like that) photos are gorgeous, sarcastic and funny, but so straight to the point, no messing and makes it all sound easy, I'm sure she can put many in their place with ease.

Never seen her been shitty either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

In for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*blocks all the dickheads first*

Go on then

Looking to be desired, seen a fare bit of life, been messed around and has the scars.

Knows she good looking and asks herself why she is a prick magnet.

Has a side she wants to enjoy but trust is a massive massive thing for her

Close.

Change the word desired to loved (yep get the violin out)

Messed around and has the scars...I think you're not quite on the mark. But yes there's scars

Does NOT think she's good looking, actually lacks confidence. But you got the rest right."

I tried and we have never even spoken

This has proven to be quite an interesting forum post, I shall conjure up my next good one in due course x

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By *rs Classy SlutCouple
over a year ago

selby

I like this, I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just what I thought

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m probably going to regret this. But I haven’t done anything stupid today - I’m overdue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m probably going to regret this. But I haven’t done anything stupid today - I’m overdue

"
great profile. I’d message you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m probably going to regret this. But I haven’t done anything stupid today - I’m overdue

Has great taste in bathroom tiles

Blind without her glasses

At least 400 count bed sheets

Boobs an optional extra

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
over a year ago

Behind The Bales

In go easy on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m probably going to regret this. But I haven’t done anything stupid today - I’m overdue

Hilariously funny, seem energetic like a Duracell bunny, but doesn't fuck about and gets what she wants in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m probably going to regret this. But I haven’t done anything stupid today - I’m overdue

Hilariously funny, seem energetic like a Duracell bunny, but doesn't fuck about and gets what she wants in a good way."

A petite woman who likes Christmas carols, people who are emotionally mature and libertacious fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and bookmarking

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By *damxxMan
over a year ago

London

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PW- all the nice things. I think you’re wonderful.

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By *mithjonesbloggsMan
over a year ago

All over the country with work.

Go for it!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Ooh, could be interesting. In (if anyone wants to have a go) Xx"

Kind hearted, fascinating, intelligent. Down to earth with a slight hilly twist

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Ooh, could be interesting. In (if anyone wants to have a go) Xx

Kind hearted, fascinating, intelligent. Down to earth with a slight hilly twist

*hippy twist.

FFS - typos

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By *oxy RedWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"For the OP

This man will sweep you off your feet with a hot tango and deviant, sensual look in his eyes.

Also has the best sock collection that are especially guarded from women thieves.

If smiles were considered art, your looking at a modern art masterpiece which even the Saatchi gallery would be keen to get there hands on

I mean ....where do I send my phone number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady in red (mmmmm) and such a tease!!

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good threadHi littlemisskrampus, ty, the forum is comedy gold

You're welcome

it definitely is lol

Amazing smile

Ah thank you xx"
Yes, it is and yes, you have amazing smile too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. You'll need to enjoy a challenge though...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I might regret this but I'm in

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the OP

This man will sweep you off your feet with a hot tango and deviant, sensual look in his eyes.

Also has the best sock collection that are especially guarded from women thieves.

If smiles were considered art, your looking at a modern art masterpiece which even the Saatchi gallery would be keen to get there hands on

I mean ....where do I send my phone number?

Instructions sent

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I am in

Amazing abs, very fond of haribos, always makes a good threadHi littlemisskrampus, ty, the forum is comedy gold

You're welcome

it definitely is lol

Amazing smile

Ah thank you xxYes, it is and yes, you have amazing smile too

Ah thank you

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A delightful person who hides her warm heartedness. A little sarcastic at times but always sees the light hearted side of things. Life and soul of the party. Knows what she wants and will usually get it. Has a definite kinky side once released. Does not suffer fools lightly. A true friend for life to some very, very lucky people.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

That's a lovely summary for whomever it's about

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