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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?

Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?

You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.

Be honest.. Me I am all of them

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I'm an old fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a zero

No one needs to see,hear or witness any of the farts described above.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I once had a fart aimed directly at my nose, almost injected into my nostrils, during doggy sex. Luckily the lady’s fart did not smell and we laughed it off. I don’t think it was intentional.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?

Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?

You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.

Be honest.. Me I am all of them"

***

Everybody farts, even women.

It depends what I ate and where I am.

Can't fart much at work.

If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer.

Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason.

Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex.

Leave the room, if I have company.

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5 when I held it for awhile.

Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts.

4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse.

3 When I really-really need a poo.

Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks.

I hope I wasn't too graphic.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Very loud farter lol

Sounds like a very loud trombone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?

Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?

You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.

Be honest.. Me I am all of them

***

Everybody farts, even women.

It depends what I ate and where I am.

Can't fart much at work.

If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer.

Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason.

Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex.

Leave the room, if I have company.

***

5 when I held it for awhile.

Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts.

4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse.

3 When I really-really need a poo.

Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks.

I hope I wasn't too graphic.

"

No not at all.. Humour all the way made me fart in unison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to believe that women don't fart and don't poop!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?

Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?

You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.

Be honest.. Me I am all of them

***

Everybody farts, even women.

It depends what I ate and where I am.

Can't fart much at work.

If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer.

Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason.

Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex.

Leave the room, if I have company.

***

5 when I held it for awhile.

Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts.

4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse.

3 When I really-really need a poo.

Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks.

I hope I wasn't too graphic.

No not at all.. Humour all the way made me fart in unison "

***

We could play the intro for " Smoke on the water".

That can be played with 2 note power chords.

I do the root/lower, you do the 5th/higher notes.

***

***Smoke on the water***

*Brap parp-parp

*brap parp-parp-brap

*brap parp-parp brap-paaaarp

*

Rock you like a hurricane would be possible too, but a lot more effort and carbs.

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By *el111Man
over a year ago

Essex/London


"I'm an old fart"

Profile says otherwise - woow indeed

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm an old fart

Profile says otherwise - woow indeed "

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Definitely w O w.

Almost blushing looking at those photos.

So much hotter than Stifler's mum.

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