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"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you? Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper? You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex. Be honest.. Me I am all of them" *** Everybody farts, even women. It depends what I ate and where I am. Can't fart much at work. If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer. Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason. Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex. Leave the room, if I have company. *** 5 when I held it for awhile. Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts. 4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse. 3 When I really-really need a poo. Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks. I hope I wasn't too graphic. | |||
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"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you? Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper? You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex. Be honest.. Me I am all of them *** Everybody farts, even women. It depends what I ate and where I am. Can't fart much at work. If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer. Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason. Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex. Leave the room, if I have company. *** 5 when I held it for awhile. Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts. 4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse. 3 When I really-really need a poo. Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks. I hope I wasn't too graphic. " No not at all.. Humour all the way made me fart in unison | |||
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"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you? Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper? You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex. Be honest.. Me I am all of them *** Everybody farts, even women. It depends what I ate and where I am. Can't fart much at work. If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer. Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason. Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex. Leave the room, if I have company. *** 5 when I held it for awhile. Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts. 4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse. 3 When I really-really need a poo. Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks. I hope I wasn't too graphic. No not at all.. Humour all the way made me fart in unison " *** We could play the intro for " Smoke on the water". That can be played with 2 note power chords. I do the root/lower, you do the 5th/higher notes. *** ***Smoke on the water*** *Brap parp-parp *brap parp-parp-brap *brap parp-parp brap-paaaarp * Rock you like a hurricane would be possible too, but a lot more effort and carbs. | |||
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"I'm an old fart" Profile says otherwise - woow indeed | |||
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"I'm an old fart Profile says otherwise - woow indeed " *** Definitely w O w. Almost blushing looking at those photos. So much hotter than Stifler's mum. | |||
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