FabSwingers.com forum: If you were describing yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were describing yourself as an item for sale, not that we are, what would the advert say:

Mine would be

Temperamental with some stuffing hanging out in places, once warmed up will stay going, no return policy or (spare) tyre kickers

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

The bargain of the century... buy before you miss out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Vintage model. Some wear to bodywork but in overall good condition. Slow to start but runs well once warmed up. Not cheap to maintain but will give years of value if properly looked after.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

No BOGOF here

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"The bargain of the century... buy before you miss out."

*but must humour husband too

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Runs like a race car.

Great fun one day a week and falling apart in the garage the other 6 days.

No refunds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discontinued line. Last in stock. Slight shipping damage.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

‘Slightly foxed.’

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Chef for hire to cook your choice of dish or cuisine...Ricky

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Reliable if a little dilapidated lol

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Free!

Help yourself!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A classic.

They don't make them like this anymore.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Pretty standard, has a little wear but still works with a little tlc.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare breed, does not take any shit from no one, those who lie know who they are, do not like me not bothered. I will never change for no one. One of a kind breed.

Going for a song...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Goes like the clappers but temperamental and prone to blowing a gasket when you least expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly reliable, nice enough to have but not something you'd show off to your friends.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"The bargain of the century... buy before you miss out.

*but must humour husband too"

Husband is part of a BOGOF deal

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