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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping to flush out the weirdos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had too much of a certain man and blocked him on everything. He's not on fab, I just don't want to hear from him ever again.

Does that count?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I just read an entire profile, start to finish, and if I see the words 'like-minded' again today I worry I'm going to go full Winter Soldier and start playing frisbee with a handsome blonde chap or whatever that movie was on about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read an entire profile, start to finish, and if I see the words 'like-minded' again today I worry I'm going to go full Winter Soldier and start playing frisbee with a handsome blonde chap or whatever that movie was on about.

"

Full winter soldier with like minded people?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I just read an entire profile, start to finish, and if I see the words 'like-minded' again today I worry I'm going to go full Winter Soldier and start playing frisbee with a handsome blonde chap or whatever that movie was on about.

Full winter soldier with like minded people? "

...damnit Glowy.

Meet me in Berlin. Bring a frisbee.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Many a hidden poo lovers on fab to be honest. It’s just no proclaimed in the forums. They pop up in the DMs instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read an entire profile, start to finish, and if I see the words 'like-minded' again today I worry I'm going to go full Winter Soldier and start playing frisbee with a handsome blonde chap or whatever that movie was on about.

Full winter soldier with like minded people?

...damnit Glowy.

Meet me in Berlin. Bring a frisbee.

"

Or Frisbeescheibe for like minded Berliners.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Op can you answer the question

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"I just read an entire profile, start to finish, and if I see the words 'like-minded' again today I worry I'm going to go full Winter Soldier and start playing frisbee with a handsome blonde chap or whatever that movie was on about.

"

Longing, Rusted, Seventeen…

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

A Dingo gobshite and an entitled bore.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss "

***

I'll get back to you on this one later on.

I'm too busy skimming through 200 messages and vag pics.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss "

That sound like a logistical nightmare. How can anyone poo under those conditions?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've only just signed in... I'll let you know

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

No 1 on hot pics

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I can never get enough fab.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A young man wanting to destroy my fanny this morning! I need my fanny! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss "
reverse anal.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss

reverse anal. "

Oh, how is Lana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss "

Was it a multiple choice question? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I watch my Dad pound you" & he was serious.... apparently his Dad was beside him when he sent the msg.... then proceeded to give me their address "call over, we're waiting"

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I had a strange message this morning in my inbox.

Short of it was “do I get very hard aroused when I am having a poo “

I mean not sure on how to retort to that as an opening message from a couple ….

This is a sign of too much fab already this morning ..

What have you had seen that is too much fab for the day

Discuss "

This is actually a kink!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


""can I watch my Dad pound you" & he was serious.... apparently his Dad was beside him when he sent the msg.... then proceeded to give me their address "call over, we're waiting" "

So...

How was it?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


""can I watch my Dad pound you" & he was serious.... apparently his Dad was beside him when he sent the msg.... then proceeded to give me their address "call over, we're waiting"

So...

How was it? "

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

The word open-minded. And then you continue to read the profile and than you read I’m only interested in BBC and BWC.

I’ll just leave this here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The unsolicited happy pics I got 5 min ago did it for me tbh

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We got asked if C wanted to go to a hotel room and have a cat fight with another woman

I was all for getting more details

K

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I've had a couple of weird messages today, one asking if I'd role play him being my nephew!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who's now on his 22nd dm to me.... Even though I told him weeks ago he wasn't for me....Do I continue to leave them unread or do I block him at the stage....? I thought no replies is a reply....

Also

The guy who told me "you're mad in the head" for no apparent reason just because I disagreed with something he said....& He has now proceeded to ask to "meet now" Do I pull him up & say "why on earth would you want to meet someone who's '" mad in the head"' or do I just ignore him now too?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"The guy who's now on his 22nd dm to me.... Even though I told him weeks ago he wasn't for me....Do I continue to leave them unread or do I block him at the stage....? I thought no replies is a reply....

Also

The guy who told me "you're mad in the head" for no apparent reason just because I disagreed with something he said....& He has now proceeded to ask to "meet now" Do I pull him up & say "why on earth would you want to meet someone who's '" mad in the head"' or do I just ignore him now too?"

You're much more patient than me, I'd have blocked after the next message.

I would ignore the other one too.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m sure this was a forum thread topic this year? It’s ringing bells and not just alarm bells.

I distinctly remember because some men said that they do and I remember being impressed that they could multitask their lower body like that.

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"The guy who's now on his 22nd dm to me.... Even though I told him weeks ago he wasn't for me....Do I continue to leave them unread or do I block him at the stage....? I thought no replies is a reply....

Also

The guy who told me "you're mad in the head" for no apparent reason just because I disagreed with something he said....& He has now proceeded to ask to "meet now" Do I pull him up & say "why on earth would you want to meet someone who's '" mad in the head"' or do I just ignore him now too?

You're much more patient than me, I'd have blocked after the next message.

I would ignore the other one too. "

Both would have been on my block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy who's now on his 22nd dm to me.... Even though I told him weeks ago he wasn't for me....Do I continue to leave them unread or do I block him at the stage....? I thought no replies is a reply....

Also

The guy who told me "you're mad in the head" for no apparent reason just because I disagreed with something he said....& He has now proceeded to ask to "meet now" Do I pull him up & say "why on earth would you want to meet someone who's '" mad in the head"' or do I just ignore him now too?

You're much more patient than me, I'd have blocked after the next message.

I would ignore the other one too. "

I am quite 'patient' tbh yes & thanks for the advice.... I'll just ignore so X

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

When married dweebs are too lazy to read profile, even when directed to and still try to instigate a chat.

Not happening!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Yesterday's one that made me chuckle briefly was “can I send you pics of my girlfriend’s mum naked so we can talk dirty about them?”

I replied saying I’d already seen them.

Didn’t hear back…

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