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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Have 2 or 3 women, but I'm 100% not on their list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite possibly, yeah.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

There used to be a couple of years ago…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a bit weird when it comes to the forums Brucey. I'm not really about the flirting on them and I don't really look out for those that fit my needs sexually from the posts they've made. I'm generally only on here to entertain myself for the few hours I have either side of work.

That being said, there are definitely a few forum users that I would love to leave in a sweaty mess in the middle of my bed

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Absolutely yes, and she knows who she is

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't think so, but there's always that chance there will be. In the meantime it's nice passing time with the other awesome people here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here "

No. Simply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than one.

But 99% of them are attached and the partner doesn't know so I won't touch them.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here "

There are a few women around that I know we would have amazing experiences together. some common issues that arise are.

1. Distance.

2. I am outwith their age range

3. Unread/deleted unread messages.

Not much we can do anout it. just accept the way things are and enjoy what we can.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yes. There’s always been one but I don’t think he’d be up for meeting me. Will carry on admiring from afar

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"More than one.

But 99% of them are attached and the partner doesn't know so I won't touch them."

You seem to be drawn to the wrong type of man, I'm thinking anyway. Is there a particular trait that these type of men all have that attracts you to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here "

If you think you can tell someone’s a perfect sexual match from a forum I don’t think you should be having sex yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I’d say I don’t know.

I don’t use forums to attract others and don’t speak to (many) people outside of them, those that I do is not in a sexual manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes. And she’s in this thread.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

One or two but not always easy to make the first move

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh yes. And she’s in this thread. "

Every woman on this thread now thinking is it me is it me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably yes. But I’m realistic that my appeal on here is going to be limited.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes of course there is otherwise why be here?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Not so much on the forum, but there was a fab friend that ticked lots of boxes sexually and also what qualities I look for in a relationship. And he said the same about me.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t want a relationship (lots going on in personal life), so we decided to not see/contact each other because we were both worried about getting too involved and hurting each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not seen anyone yet

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Yep. In this thread even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't say to that degree, words and pictures only tell you so much.. that spark that indefinable something I only know if I meet them in person

I do admire some of the ladies pictures though

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Yeah there's one or two on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than one.

But 99% of them are attached and the partner doesn't know so I won't touch them.

You seem to be drawn to the wrong type of man, I'm thinking anyway. Is there a particular trait that these type of men all have that attracts you to them? "

Nice faces, generally talkative with a confidence about them

Translates to fancy themselves a bit, too many words used and players.

That what you mean?

I tried changing it but came off a lot worse. I'll be here at 99 still not getting it right. But fuck it I'll have lots of stories. I'm trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know. I guess so. But that depends on what I've eaten. Because sometimes it makes a difference you know? Please don't touch my food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes. And she’s in this thread.

Every woman on this thread now thinking is it me is it me! "

Guilty.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh yes. And she’s in this thread.

Every woman on this thread now thinking is it me is it me! "

It's definitely not me ... although I would... given the opportunity lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I couldn't tell if anyone was my match sexually purely from their forum posts.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

But in answer to the questions, there are several people I would very much like to meet

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"More than one.

But 99% of them are attached and the partner doesn't know so I won't touch them.

You seem to be drawn to the wrong type of man, I'm thinking anyway. Is there a particular trait that these type of men all have that attracts you to them?

Nice faces, generally talkative with a confidence about them

Translates to fancy themselves a bit, too many words used and players.

That what you mean?

I tried changing it but came off a lot worse. I'll be here at 99 still not getting it right. But fuck it I'll have lots of stories. I'm trying!"

Yeah, those things would be hard to keep away from so I get it. Keep on trying is right, there'll definitely a lucky gent out there for you who fits the bill and is exactly what you want, and isn't what you don't want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs TMN

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Probably not to a tee, but I'd certainly consider some O and possibly some PinV with a number of forumites.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here "

As I have only been on short time

Have not got a scooby doo

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Oh yes. And she’s in this thread.

Every woman on this thread now thinking is it me is it me! "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh yes. And she’s in this thread.

Every woman on this thread now thinking is it me is it me!

It's definitely not me ... although I would... given the opportunity lol"

Def not me I’m too old . I reckon PW could be in here

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Yes, and he fabbed my pic once, I actually wet myself, ngl

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Yes. There’s always been one but I don’t think he’d be up for meeting me. Will carry on admiring from afar "

Ohhhh Nora....

Of course i'd meet you.

You silly minx.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

They know who they are.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"They know who they are."

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"They know who they are.

"

That’s actually never happened before

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"They know who they are.

That’s actually never happened before "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Errrrr. Possibly? It's impossible to tell from a profile and forum chat, to be honest.

Of course, who knows how many secretly lust after my firm yet supple body. Probably loads. Probably.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"They know who they are.

"

***

You are a nice guy, but I don't want your willy, but thanks.

A Karaoke night would be acceptable.

I have the voice for Billy Idol, Bon Scott, Lemmy, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Rod Stewart, Joe Cocker and Bruce Dickinson for some Maiden songs.

Can pull of some MSG and UFO songs as well.

Can do a falsetto Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey as well. Maybe even Bonnie Tyler.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Possibly a few

Distance has been the deal breaker

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By *ohn MastersMan
over a year ago

york

I have been on this site for just over a year now - I think the challenge is trying to find someone ‘ on the same page ‘ ....

I think they are on here - it’s just a question of finding them !

The search can be both exciting & frustrating

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"They know who they are.

***

You are a nice guy, but I don't want your willy, but thanks.

A Karaoke night would be acceptable.

I have the voice for Billy Idol, Bon Scott, Lemmy, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Rod Stewart, Joe Cocker and Bruce Dickinson for some Maiden songs.

Can pull of some MSG and UFO songs as well.

Can do a falsetto Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey as well. Maybe even Bonnie Tyler.

"

I'll save your seat whilst you're up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not as I'm a switchy, temprental sod. I'm not looking or expecting for a perfect fit.

I tend to look at people and think "I'd love to spend time with them (naked or not) as I'd bet it would be a blast and I'd leave a happier person".

And plenty of these ppl here

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"More than one.

But 99% of them are attached and the partner doesn't know so I won't touch them."

That’s a shame. It makes me sad that people do that on this site, that I only joined in the first place because I expected to find ETHICAL non monogamy.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"They know who they are.

***

You are a nice guy, but I don't want your willy, but thanks.

A Karaoke night would be acceptable.

I have the voice for Billy Idol, Bon Scott, Lemmy, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Rod Stewart, Joe Cocker and Bruce Dickinson for some Maiden songs.

Can pull of some MSG and UFO songs as well.

Can do a falsetto Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey as well. Maybe even Bonnie Tyler.

I'll save your seat whilst you're up "

***

Not even backing vocal?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

There was once, a few years ago. Alas, she's not here anymore. These days, I'm not close enough to any forumites to know x

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here "

Oh, I’m not fussed. I’ll spread ‘em for anyone who asks. Taste? What’s that?

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here

Oh, I’m not fussed. I’ll spread ‘em for anyone who asks. Taste? What’s that?"

***

Spread what?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There’s a couple of ladies that I think would fit our dynamics perfectly and us theirs.

There’s a gent that I think would work too.

We try and ensure that we can get on outside of the bedroom before we get inside.

K

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Definitely! There's a few couples and a couple of single ladies that we would love to get to know more but they are, as always, hundreds of miles away

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

That's really tough to answer.

There are an awful lot who make me laugh so hard I love them for that.

So I'll tend to read their profile and assess whether my very specific and limited appeal is in their range. What they need, and how it fits with what I like to give.

After that, the next part of me "wanting someone" is "how their face works". Far more so than other qualities, physical or recreational. I'm very, very driven by faces. Cheek and warmth more than anything else.

FAB/Forum tends not to have a lot of female faces on show (for very good reasons...plenty of creeps who would use the images in unpleasant ways).

And I (mostly) couldn't approach someone and say "can I see your face?", to only turn around and go "sorry - not for me".

It's fairly brutal, so I err on caution.

Plus, in reality, the very few who have "cleared my bar" (maybe I could work out enough about their face, for example) are invariably 150+ miles away, which could work, but mostly wouldn't.

So the Forum is mostly fun, occasionally worthwhile on more serious topics, and a great way to make shitty Winter more like Spring....but its link to shaping my preferred sexual realities is tenuous.

All of which fall within my overall expectations of it.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

There are a few, yes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe 1 or 2 people.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not quite sure. I want to know there's an initial spark there to know whether they'd want to have sex with me first and anything after that, I'd have to see when we're in the bedroom because I don't want to build up an expectation of what might happen and how we will click in case it disappoints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes. And she’s in this thread.

Every woman on this thread now thinking is it me is it me!

It's definitely not me ... although I would... given the opportunity lol

Def not me I’m too old . I reckon PW could be in here "

*PW gets mega excited*

I wish!

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

There is a few that are exactly what we like.

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Yes quite a few

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Of course and in true fab forum style

They know who they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few, but none reply to my messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really check profiles of forumites, I see it more as a place to procrastinate and as a bit of an anthropology study.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None that feel the same way..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don't really check profiles of forumites, I see it more as a place to procrastinate and as a bit of an anthropology study. "

If you want to use mine as a kind of starter profile, please do.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes, there are few too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and luckily she is now my FB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than one.

But 99% of them are attached and the partner doesn't know so I won't touch them.

That’s a shame. It makes me sad that people do that on this site, that I only joined in the first place because I expected to find ETHICAL non monogamy. "

Hahahaha I made that same mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, and he fabbed my pic once, I actually wet myself, ngl "
I’ve fabbed more than just once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few, but you never know until you get naked.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

On paper and in theory yes.

In reality I expect not quite as much as it seems. The fantasy is alive, the reality more often than not falls short.

(that goes for me too, if anyone feels I would be their perfect match - I'm very likely not and fall short of it)

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

I really wouldn't have a clue. I'd say it's possible, but forum people scare me, so it's unlikely I'll find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really wouldn't have a clue. I'd say it's possible, but forum people scare me, so it's unlikely I'll find out. "

Oh

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"There's a few, but you never know until you get naked. "

I get naked every day, and it's given me no insight whatsoever.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely. Usually miles away at the opposite end of the country

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"There's a few, but you never know until you get naked.

I get naked every day, and it's given me no insight whatsoever. "

***

I'm getting mixed feelings when I get naked.

Sometimes:"Oh,yeah!"

Other times:"What the is that?"

Mostly:"It's okay. It is what it is."

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can think of one or two

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Not to the tee but I don't think anyone ever will be. There are people I think where I find myself thinking, oh, that could be fun.

And there are those I'm enjoying discovering slowly just how compatible we are. Different people bring out a different response in me. I love when there's that contrast between someone's outward demeanour and their raw sexuality brimming away underneath. Love seeing how someone responds and reacts to me in ways I didn't quite imagine.

I don't think I want perfection, anyway.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Not so much the sex, it's reading and/or hearing about someone you find incredibly interesting, who you would like to be on a long train journey with. Then the reality than you might as well be fantasising about [insert name of actress] as the person on fab.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"That fits your sexual taste to the tee?

You may not have met, but you've read or know their style when it comes to sex and it sounds like the best party?

I have a few times. There's some women who know how to have fun on here "

There are quite a few people on the forums I'd like to meet socially and intimately, definitely my type.

Unfortunately the last time I was anyone's type I was giving blood.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Mrs TMN"

Not my type, you look just like my brother. Happy fabbing

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Not purely from interacting on here, no. There are people I've met who I know from the forums and it turns out very much yes though

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Absolutely. Usually miles away at the opposite end of the country "

Fabs law...

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By *miGazMan
over a year ago

Luton

Have one on this thread but she did not answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several to be honest! But either too far or I’m not what they are looking for.

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

1 or 2 on here but I also know them and have met on a few occasions. Ask me that before I met then I would of said no

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

There's a few, it's a mix of wanting to socialise with and sone get naked with

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs TMN

Not my type, you look just like my brother. Happy fabbing "

*stares in Black confusion*

That’s a shame. Happy fabbing.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

"

I'm a dirty bastard in bed!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

I'm a dirty bastard in bed!"

Well have a shower then lol, I'll wash your back

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

I'm a dirty bastard in bed!

Well have a shower then lol, I'll wash your back "

He has custard on his back.

True story.

Whatcha gonna wash it with now?? x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

I'm a dirty bastard in bed!

Well have a shower then lol, I'll wash your back

He has custard on his back.

True story.

Whatcha gonna wash it with now?? x"

My tongue... I love custard

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

I'm a dirty bastard in bed!

Well have a shower then lol, I'll wash your back

He has custard on his back.

True story.

Whatcha gonna wash it with now?? x

My tongue... I love custard "

Lol...I really thought you'd get so excited you'd type it all in caps x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"There’s a few I look at (profile wise/forum posts) and I think fwoarrr I bet they’re dirty bastards in bed

I'm a dirty bastard in bed!

Well have a shower then lol, I'll wash your back

He has custard on his back.

True story.

Whatcha gonna wash it with now?? x

My tongue... I love custard

Lol...I really thought you'd get so excited you'd type it all in caps x"

...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The one with the big tits who likes it up the arse

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

There are a few that I would love to meet from the forums, they aren't interested in me,so I view from a distance.

My other comment was about someone from a while ago,

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I found him in the forums and shagged him already. Next?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I found him in the forums and shagged him already. Next?"

Pick me, pick me

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

There's a few, but to namedrop they would have to be exceptional

.

It's Meli x

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts


"Not so much on the forum, but there was a fab friend that ticked lots of boxes sexually and also what qualities I look for in a relationship. And he said the same about me.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t want a relationship (lots going on in personal life), so we decided to not see/contact each other because we were both worried about getting too involved and hurting each other.

"

That is sad, what a missed opportunity for both of you ??

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Not so much on the forum, but there was a fab friend that ticked lots of boxes sexually and also what qualities I look for in a relationship. And he said the same about me.

Unfortunately, he doesn’t want a relationship (lots going on in personal life), so we decided to not see/contact each other because we were both worried about getting too involved and hurting each other.

That is sad, what a missed opportunity for both of you ??"

It was/is.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes, and he’s on this thread. It’s a geography issue though.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

Yes. Let's hope and see.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Yeah, there’s been a few but I I never gave it any thought before meeting, that’s not how I go about it.

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By *earded-OneMan
over a year ago

Woolwich

There is definitely a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably but I'm not hers

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Certainly seen a few that look pefect but then there's always been some little thing (usually my age or their distance away) that comes up to spoil it. Best to settle for almost perfect rather than miss out altogether.

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

I already met her.4 years ago.

Wish I met her years ago. Wish I could see her again

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

There’s a few people that I’d be willing to meet, mainly because I like what they say on the forums. So even if the sexual chemistry isn’t there we could still have a great social.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"There's a few, but to namedrop they would have to be exceptional

.

It's Meli x"

***

She......is......on......everyone's......list...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them "

It’s ok, I already know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them "

Do it

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them "

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face."

I doubt that.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face.

I doubt that. "

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face.

I doubt that. "

***

The smile or it's you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them "

You can build up the courage and do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face.

I doubt that.

***

The smile or it's you?

"

That it's me

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face.

I doubt that.

"

***

I knew it.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I do, and there is a few, but then I try to be funny and that is that

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

There's one or two who stand out as just my type and I'd love to meet but, aside from being too distant, I don't kid myself that I'd be on high on their lists.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes yes and yes! And weirdly I’m too frightened to tell them

***

I'm sure it's Wonko.

You might put a smile on his face.

I doubt that.

***

The smile or it's you?

That it's me "

***

"I’m too frightened to tell them"

Not many of us regulars have that effect on women.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Yes.

And they're on this thread.

But simply put, I don't meet the stated requirements, so I'll respect that.

I'm too much of a gentleman I suppose.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I don’t know about fits my tastes to a tee, because one person probably couldn’t. (And now I sound like a ginormous ho)

But there’s certainly some that tick off a lot of boxes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There certainly is but they rarely visit the forums.....

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