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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

….pheasant is standing outside my window this morning. He’s making a hell of a racket with his calls. He looks delicious for our Christmas meal.

Who wants a pheasant for Christmas? We have a fair few parading themselves around here. You’ll need to come and shoot them yourselves; I don’t have the heart to.

M

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"….pheasant is standing outside my window this morning. He’s making a hell of a racket with his calls. He looks delicious for our Christmas meal.

Who wants a pheasant for Christmas? We have a fair few parading themselves around here. You’ll need to come and shoot them yourselves; I don’t have the heart to.

M"

I must respectfully decline I'm afraid. Simply, I believe that all cocks matter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"….pheasant is standing outside my window this morning. He’s making a hell of a racket with his calls. He looks delicious for our Christmas meal.

Who wants a pheasant for Christmas? We have a fair few parading themselves around here. You’ll need to come and shoot them yourselves; I don’t have the heart to.

M"

I'm not a Pheasant Plucker

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

If I see one at the side of the road I always stop and pick it up. Even if it's a little bit mangled, after hanging and plucking it makes a good game pie.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

What makes these ones magnificent. Is it the way they stand and posture or perhaps the look and plumage, maybe their size or the way they behave or is it just a case of there are just too many and you want rid of some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title got me I was expecting some Carrick stuff here

I am not free for Xmas unfortunately

But am free for new year if a couple sandwiches with me as the filling takes your fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pie.. No thanks

It is very unpheasant to shoot

Now a manly cock can shoot its load over me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….pheasant is standing outside my window this morning. He’s making a hell of a racket with his calls. He looks delicious for our Christmas meal.

Who wants a pheasant for Christmas? We have a fair few parading themselves around here. You’ll need to come and shoot them yourselves; I don’t have the heart to.

M

I must respectfully decline I'm afraid. Simply, I believe that all cocks matter "

Touché

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"….

I'm not a Pheasant Plucker "

I read that as Pheasant Phucker for a second there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could do a swap Miles, there is usually Ducks outside my house at least once or twice a week when I wake up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I see one at the side of the road I always stop and pick it up. Even if it's a little bit mangled, after hanging and plucking it makes a good game pie."

You’d have a field day here. Can’t go more than a couple of miles without a mangled one on the road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What makes these ones magnificent. Is it the way they stand and posture or perhaps the look and plumage, maybe their size or the way they behave or is it just a case of there are just too many and you want rid of some "

The way it takes a selfie on a loo, I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The title got me I was expecting some Carrick stuff here

I am not free for Xmas unfortunately

But am free for new year if a couple sandwiches with me as the filling takes your fancy "

Ah, Carrick. How we miss his magnificence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock pie.. No thanks

It is very unpheasant to shoot

Now a manly cock can shoot its load over me "

Oh ho ho….nice wordplay.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"The title got me I was expecting some Carrick stuff here

I am not free for Xmas unfortunately

But am free for new year if a couple sandwiches with me as the filling takes your fancy

Ah, Carrick. How we miss his magnificence. "

I mean i can give this post some carrick style and state I have just got out of bed with the most magnificent looking cock on fab staring right up at me with a cheeky smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We could do a swap Miles, there is usually Ducks outside my house at least once or twice a week when I wake up. "

Freshly delivered dinner to your doorstep.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"What makes these ones magnificent. Is it the way they stand and posture or perhaps the look and plumage, maybe their size or the way they behave or is it just a case of there are just too many and you want rid of some

The way it takes a selfie on a loo, I think. "

You know I was going to put that down, so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I mean i can give this post some carrick style and state I have just got out of bed with the most magnificent looking cock on fab staring right up at me with a cheeky smile "

Where’s the Carrick style photo to prove it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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The way it takes a selfie on a loo, I think.

You know I was going to put that down, so funny "

It’s such a cliche, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The title got me I was expecting some Carrick stuff here

I am not free for Xmas unfortunately

But am free for new year if a couple sandwiches with me as the filling takes your fancy

Ah, Carrick. How we miss his magnificence. "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a couple that visit the garden. The harem of ladies wait outside. They're very adventurous yet so timid. They feast on the seeds left out for them, squawk a few times, then off they go. lovely to see.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Pheasants are really, really dumb. Spectacularly stupid birds. They fly into your garden and then run around like headless chickens bashing into the fences and hedges trying to get out again. Just fly! You flew in! For fuck’s sake …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pheasants are really, really dumb. Spectacularly stupid birds. They fly into your garden and then run around like headless chickens bashing into the fences and hedges trying to get out again. Just fly! You flew in! For fuck’s sake …"

Have I been meeting pheasants in disguise? This sounds familiar

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Have I been meeting pheasants in disguise? This sounds familiar "

Definitely not a metaphor. Just three pheasants in a trenchcoat.

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