FabSwingers.com forum: Best 'Let's do it' Chat Up Line

By *oxy Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you?

Asking for a friend (looking forward to fun replies.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say there, you with the magnificent breasts/penis/bottom. Would you consider it a possibility for us to engage in delicious and sensual coitus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to grind yourself on my face until you cum or I die. No in between

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I need some notes for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing the above.

“Please come and glaze my face like a donut”

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Hey my lovely, fancy a fuck?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hello, I'm Tina Titz, please stop running off

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

You had me with Kindeth, but with the bacon butty’eth, I’ll keep you warmeth till Spring cometh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

Will thou be providing brown sauce or ketchup?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

You had me with Kindeth, but with the bacon butty’eth, I’ll keep you warmeth till Spring cometh

*faints*

That would be delightful, please come hither at your earliest convenience

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

Will thou be providing brown sauce or ketchup? "

Either or

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

My face will be leaving in 5 minutes and I want you on it.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm thinking about changing my ne to 'memory foam' because I wanna mould myself around you

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

emmène-moi au lit, mon chéri

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

You had me with Kindeth, but with the bacon butty’eth, I’ll keep you warmeth till Spring cometh

*faints*

That would be delightful, please come hither at your earliest convenience

One shall cancel all winter appointments and make haste for your abode and embrace Xx

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"emmène-moi au lit, mon chéri"

Ave vous une grande baguette?

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

I’m an artist, give me half an hour and I can make you look like a decorator’s radio

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

You had me with Kindeth, but with the bacon butty’eth, I’ll keep you warmeth till Spring cometh

*faints*

That would be delightful, please come hither at your earliest convenience

One shall cancel all winter appointments and make haste for your abode and embrace Xx

Well hurry up, I'm freezing me tits off

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"emmène-moi au lit, mon chéri

Ave vous une grande baguette?"

Non

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

My skin feels a little dry. Can you please rub some baby oil all over me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Is it true what they say if it looks good Will taste better

She says umm I dunno

Well pucker up

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"My skin feels a little dry. Can you please rub some baby oil all over me

Nah see a doctor

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

You had me with Kindeth, but with the bacon butty’eth, I’ll keep you warmeth till Spring cometh

*faints*

That would be delightful, please come hither at your earliest convenience

One shall cancel all winter appointments and make haste for your abode and embrace Xx

Well hurry up, I'm freezing me tits off "

Thank fuck for that! All them sillyballs were making me gob hurt… Leave yer knickers on the floor and I’ll be up in a jif Xx

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"emmène-moi au lit, mon chéri

Ave vous une grande baguette?

Non

Merde!

Avez vous une grande banan?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"My skin feels a little dry. Can you please rub some baby oil all over me

Nah see a doctor

I think I will be struck off the practice register if I said that to my doctor

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"emmène-moi au lit, mon chéri

Ave vous une grande baguette?

Non

Merde!

Avez vous une grande banan?"

ma baguette/banan est de longueur moyenne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t really know chat up lines

Really depends on if I know the person or not

If I know the person and with the person

I will start with rubbing my hands on they shoulders and back and suttly kiss there neck and bring it in to a back massage with kissing on they back

Then flip them around and kiss from head to toe

If I don’t know them then a wow them

By complements and asking if they would like a drink / dinner sometime

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By *j202293Man
over a year ago

South Wales

Message me to see what is it

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Would you be so kindeth to taketh off'eth all your outer garments and under garments and layeth of top'eth of me please?

I have misplaced my weighted'eth blanket and feeling a tad chilly..

Can I tempt you with a bacon butty'eth?

You had me with Kindeth, but with the bacon butty’eth, I’ll keep you warmeth till Spring cometh

*faints*

That would be delightful, please come hither at your earliest convenience

One shall cancel all winter appointments and make haste for your abode and embrace Xx

Well hurry up, I'm freezing me tits off

Thank fuck for that! All them sillyballs were making me gob hurt… Leave yer knickers on the floor and I’ll be up in a jif Xx"

Ooh you smooth talker you, keep talking like that and you bang me like a barn door in a hurricane

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"My skin feels a little dry. Can you please rub some baby oil all over me

Nah see a doctor

I think I will be struck off the practice register if I said that to my doctor

Then make sure it's moisturiser

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lil Dickys' chorus in Lemme Freak is 1 I've always liked since I first heard the song.

I don't give what your planning right now, this is me coming at you as a man right now, lemme freak, god dammit lemme freak

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"My skin feels a little dry. Can you please rub some baby oil all over me

Nah see a doctor

I think I will be struck off the practice register if I said that to my doctor

Then make sure it's moisturiser

I do. I was just fibbing to get a good rub hahaha

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

I want you to do me what Vesuvius did to Pompei, Ruin me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I tell them straight forward as a challenge who comes first or last

place odds with a wager

I wonder whose trying the best

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

Oi oi savaloy, fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally put my ankles around his neck, tried to push his head into my crotch with my legs, and asked him if he was certain he could resist me.

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want you to grind yourself on my face until you cum or I die. No in between"

This would actually work for me

I like stupidly daft but confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you to grind yourself on my face until you cum or I die. No in between

This would actually work for me

I like stupidly daft but confident

I mean... The offer stands

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I've never done this!"

Which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got spanners in your eyes because my nuts are tightening

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you?

Asking for a friend (looking forward to fun replies.)"

Keep it simple

Hi im roxy do you fancie coming back to mine for a pure fucking tooling

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By *oxy Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hey my lovely, fancy a fuck? "

Simple but effective

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My dear, I wrote you a Sonnet

In which my intentions are honest

I have an instrument in my trousers

And I want you to play on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you work in Subway?

Because you just gave me a footlong..

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I want you to grind yourself on my face until you cum or I die. No in between

This would actually work for me

I like stupidly daft but confident

I mean... The offer stands

I'll be right over

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hiiii

If I said you had a hunky body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'd love to sing La Bamba, while you're sitting on my face.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wuu2?

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