FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Tell me

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I have gonorrhoea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

"

Well today I went jogging in flip flops jist to remind me of the sound

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

Well today I went jogging in flip flops jist to remind me of the sound "

Instead of getting laid I played with my cat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Everyone on here is massively up themselves!

J

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just gone to cook my tea, and I’ve retuned to the living room with a party packet of crisps.

I’ve not groomed or shaved any part of my body for nearly 2 months.

And I’ve changed the voice to my GPS so I get to hear a woman’s voice now and again.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My leg hair is long enough to plait, and I'll be donating my pubes as a wig soon.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

"

Sorry, we can't help here... we're getting loads.

Cal

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I must not tell lies.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on Fab most of the day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm causing an outbreak of RMS

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The women on here are so stuck up.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’m on Fab.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've scabbed over.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"The women on here are so stuck up."

Oh is it game? Where do I get stuck and in whom? Or is it who?

Going with whom

MrsAbz

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

She’s got the comfy pyjamas on.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My fanny has healed over

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a man on fab

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today the not getting any list is getting longer. Off to a monastery for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Got a scab on me japs eye

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too particular.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got a scab on me japs eye "

I don't need a picture!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a woman on fab

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I can't recall the last time I had sexy underwear in my laundry basket instead of a drawer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"The women on here are so stuck up.

Oh is it game? Where do I get stuck and in whom? Or is it who?

Going with whom

MrsAbz "

I'd get stuck up whom

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The only things getting in my knickers are moths and cobwebs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

"

I just winked all 36484 profiles

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

I just winked all 36484 profiles "

You missed one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have zero verifications nobody is interested in me because I am doctor doolittle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You missed one"

She had him blocked.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I have zero verifications nobody is interested in me because I am doctor doolittle"

But can ya talk to the filthy animals?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not getting any have had any for ages

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urious is the VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth

My balls are so heave I need to carry them in a wheelbarrow!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"You're not getting any without telling me you're not getting any.

I just winked all 36484 profiles

You missed one"

Apologies and done lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Drier than the Sahara

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"The women on here are so stuck up.

Oh is it game? Where do I get stuck and in whom? Or is it who?

Going with whom

MrsAbz

I'd get stuck up whom "

Good choice, I've heard they're quite the kinkster

MrsAbz

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I've got my Elf on a Shelf costume ready

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've developed rsi

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ileen doverWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Chlamydia

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

My virginity has grown back..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I’m having a poo

See you in three days

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I ain't getting nuttin.

Tried gettin out. Failed.

Ain't gettin nowhere. Fast...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Females are far too fussy on here!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I've taken out shares in duracell

Tinder

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top