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By *inky Chef OP Man
49 weeks ago

Norwich

Average length, not pretty penis looking for a pretty vagina.

Not always smiling, but always winking.

Loves scuba diving.

Drawn towards wet and warm places.

Starts to drool when he likes you, and unlikely he will spit in your eye.

Happy to poke his head into the neighboring territory.

Current owner is quite handy with him, but can't give him what he needs.

He would be really thankful for a nice warm home.

Please help to find a new home for Winkie.

Please call 069 666 6969

Thank you!

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Feel free to write your own ad here.

By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Please give one penis a month to feed neglected pussys. Just one penis a month can turn a dry sad face into a wide one.

By *ikesEmBigMan
49 weeks ago

Herts

Lol

By *inky Chef OP Man
49 weeks ago

Norwich

"Please give one penis a month to feed neglected pussys. Just one penis a month can turn a dry sad face into a wide one."

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Good one!

I can offer something looks like a penis for charity.

All about feeding those poor neglected pussys.

Maybe some sad jingle for your ad?