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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Arrange a gang bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Steal Santa's job..and have yourself a penisfest on Xmas eve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Arrange a gang bang."

Some are scared of other penises though.

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By *hunderace...Man
49 weeks ago

Dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Arrange a gang bang."

(cockcockcockcockcockcockcock)

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By *a LunaWoman
49 weeks ago

South Wales

I use my Nimbus 2000. That’s a broomstick not a sextoy.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
49 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Do a penis parade

Pick a winner

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By *hunderace...Man
49 weeks ago

Dudley


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

That's a hard one..?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

They cum to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Summer time is best for penis hunting. This time of the year they venture out less because of the weather

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
49 weeks ago

Essex

Share them with a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Arrange a gang bang.

Some are scared of other penises though."

I wouldn't personally, but I guess that's up to them.

I'd kind of like to watch one though just for the hell of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

It's a struggle but I need to pace myself otherwise I'd have a fanny like a carrier bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Share them with a friend "

Or you could just ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"It's a struggle but I need to pace myself otherwise I'd have a fanny like a carrier bag. "

Now that would be a "bag for life"

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Pretty penises? Mine looks like when you microwave a hotdog for too long. I’m out.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Some people have them on show so you don’t have to go looking…

Eye bleach for some - eye candy for others

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By *icker2010Man
49 weeks ago

cambs/london/Norfolk

Arrange a gang bang with bi guys .. although you might have to fight them for the D

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
49 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Penis Time Machine?

Back to the phalluture…

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Penis Time Machine?

Back to the phalluture…"

Where we’re going we don’t need chodes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"They cum to you. "

But I wanna go to nice places!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Summer time is best for penis hunting. This time of the year they venture out less because of the weather "

Oh I hibernate in summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Share them with a friend "

I don't have any

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
49 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Do a penis parade

Pick a winner "

Miss Ballbreker disappeared

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Penis Time Machine?

Back to the phalluture…

Where we’re going we don’t need chodes?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?"

That just one penis brucey.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
49 weeks ago

Essex


"Share them with a friend

I don't have any "

On this occasion - I’ll be your friend

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
49 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Share them with a friend

I don't have any "

I'll be your friend for this! I'll even bring hash browns and rum! Kraken Cherry

J

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Pretty penises? Mine looks like when you microwave a hotdog for too long. I’m out."

I like hot dogs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Best captured in packs as they roam the countryside searching for burrows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

"

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Pretty penises? Mine looks like when you microwave a hotdog for too long. I’m out.

I like hot dogs!!"

And just like that I’m back in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
49 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't even have time for one or two pretty penises. Unless they want to come to me and do all the work while I just lay there pillow princess style.

Actually... if they could do some washing and hoover as well, that would be even better.

I think I need a home help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Share them with a friend

I don't have any

I'll be your friend for this! I'll even bring hash browns and rum! Kraken Cherry

J"

You had me at hash browns

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey. "

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously

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By *otSoPoshWoman
49 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Share them with a friend

I don't have any "

Also... Oi!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Steal Santa's job..and have yourself a penisfest on Xmas eve "

Still think this solves all your problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey.

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously "

What kinda sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Share them with a friend

I don't have any

Also... Oi!"

Where the bloody hell have you been!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"It's a struggle but I need to pace myself otherwise I'd have a fanny like a carrier bag. "

Handy for shopping. Especially at this time of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

"

You don't need to lower your standards for this. Pretty men with pretty penises also love to serve a powerful woman

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By *otSoPoshWoman
49 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Share them with a friend

I don't have any

Also... Oi!

Where the bloody hell have you been!"

I've been busy doing market! Pretty much all the stinking time!

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

"

***

During sex you won't see them anyway, so...

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey.

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously

What kinda sandwich?"

Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

***

During sex you won't see them anyway, so...

"

Bit like stoking fire and not looking at mantelpiece moment

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Penis butter spread.. No.

Penis a colda..?

Pennises from heaven?

Penis.. Oh so pretty how thy doneth on fab, shame not all are gifts of the gab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

***

During sex you won't see them anyway, so...

"

I'll see it when it's in my face.

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

***

During sex you won't see them anyway, so...

I'll see it when it's in my face."

Oh cum on!!

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey.

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously

What kinda sandwich?

Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?"

Which one of us is the lady?

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

Err...Great... I've got nothing then.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
49 weeks ago

nearby

I wish I were nearer to you, don’t know whether my penis is pretty, but hope it would be okay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Penis butter spread.. No.

Penis a colda..?

Pennises from heaven?

Penis.. Oh so pretty how thy doneth on fab, shame not all are gifts of the gab. "

I just read penis penis penis penis....I need to get out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"I wish I were nearer to you, don’t know whether my penis is pretty, but hope it would be okay"

Distance would not be the issue

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By *ust want fun 888Man
49 weeks ago

nearby


"I wish I were nearer to you, don’t know whether my penis is pretty, but hope it would be okay

Distance would not be the issue "

I wish that were the case. So, what is the issue?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Do like and advent.

One penis per day until day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Do like and advent.

One penis per day until day"

A penis calendar!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
49 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Let the penis come to you! All at the same time!

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

***

During sex you won't see them anyway, so...

I'll see it when it's in my face."

***

Mostly in your mouth or you close your eyes.

Unless you are a snake charmer or singing to penises.

I'm not trying to sell my penis to you here.

Not into teeth, scratching and ball slapping.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
49 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Just do a few multiples. Choose either bi guys or guys that are happy to be around others or go to a club greedy girl night

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

***

Lower your penis standards.

Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.

They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.

I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.

***

During sex you won't see them anyway, so...

I'll see it when it's in my face."

*High five*

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey.

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously

What kinda sandwich?

Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?

Which one of us is the lady? "

I don't mind taking that, I quite like a spaniel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Just do a few multiples. Choose either bi guys or guys that are happy to be around others or go to a club greedy girl night"

Oh no, I have specific penis I want, not randomers.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Some people are 24/7 machines, posting updates at 5am on a weekday looking for instant meets lol

I guess they cover the most ground

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By *eordieJeansCouple
49 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey.

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously

What kinda sandwich?

Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?

Which one of us is the lady?

I don't mind taking that, I quite like a spaniel "

I can’t believe you passed the opportunity to call her a tramp. I’m disappointed in you.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
49 weeks ago

Herts


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Sorry. I know I don't help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Some people are 24/7 machines, posting updates at 5am on a weekday looking for instant meets lol

I guess they cover the most ground "

yeah that seems like effort

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By *d4fun73Man
49 weeks ago

Shipley


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Have you actually visited any!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Get them to err cum to you lol

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?

That just one penis brucey.

Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously

What kinda sandwich?

Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?

Which one of us is the lady?

I don't mind taking that, I quite like a spaniel

I can’t believe you passed the opportunity to call her a tramp. I’m disappointed in you."

I'm a sweetheart these days! Doobies and tits xox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Have you actually visited any!"

Like ever?

Some pretty, some kinda average

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Do like and advent.

One penis per day until day

A penis calendar!

"

Do amazon sell them.. Or make one op

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Have you actually visited any!

Like ever?

Some pretty, some kinda average

"

Also what's with this pretty penis phrase anyway?

Pussy privilege! Imagine if I said pretty pussy

'ewww gross' - women everywhere right now on fab

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Let the penis come to you! All at the same time! "

***

Some penises migrating in herds.

It would be a mix of pretty and less pretty penises.

If the alpha penis of the herd isn't a pretty penis, then Raven would be abandoned by the whole penis herd.

Probably they would all piss on her Christmas tree on the way out.

Kind of marking their territory.

" We've been here, hasta la vista baby!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Do like and advent.

One penis per day until day

A penis calendar!

Do amazon sell them.. Or make one op "

Amazon sell EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

Have you actually visited any!

Like ever?

Some pretty, some kinda average

Also what's with this pretty penis phrase anyway?

Pussy privilege! Imagine if I said pretty pussy

'ewww gross' - women everywhere right now on fab"

I would say ewww gross, I'd just look down with a disappointed look on my face.

Ssssh yours is pretty so it's fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Let the penis come to you! All at the same time!

***

Some penises migrating in herds.

It would be a mix of pretty and less pretty penises.

If the alpha penis of the herd isn't a pretty penis, then Raven would be abandoned by the whole penis herd.

Probably they would all piss on her Christmas tree on the way out.

Kind of marking their territory.

" We've been here, hasta la vista baby!"

"

Well that took a turn

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

You can also buy the penis op.. Pretty little things on any online site.

Even dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"You can also buy the penis op.. Pretty little things on any online site.

Even dildos "

I've offered them a macdonalds breakfast.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
49 weeks ago

chichester


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Multi tasking dear

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Let the penis come to you! All at the same time!

***

Some penises migrating in herds.

It would be a mix of pretty and less pretty penises.

If the alpha penis of the herd isn't a pretty penis, then Raven would be abandoned by the whole penis herd.

Probably they would all piss on her Christmas tree on the way out.

Kind of marking their territory.

" We've been here, hasta la vista baby!"

Well that took a turn"

***

Sorry, forgot the emojis.

You know I love your style.

"If you can dish it out..."

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
49 weeks ago

norwich


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Set up a Santa's grotto but men Q up so YOU can take a present if you want it

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By *dmundwilsonMan
49 weeks ago

Llandudno

Keep wearing the stripey tights.

Where’ll you celebrate soltice?

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By *d4fun73Man
49 weeks ago

Shipley


"You can also buy the penis op.. Pretty little things on any online site.

Even dildos

I've offered them a macdonalds breakfast. "

That's were you're going wrong! Pretty peni want pretty food

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By *ittleRed18Woman
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Do like and advent.

One penis per day until day

A penis calendar!

Do amazon sell them.. Or make one op

Amazon sell EVERYTHING!"

They do but you could also use one with fabric pockets and use gift tags with doodles of which penis you are allowed that day ... I haven't really given it much though

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"You can also buy the penis op.. Pretty little things on any online site.

Even dildos

I've offered them a macdonalds breakfast.

That's were you're going wrong! Pretty peni want pretty food "

Oh if they won't share a sausage egg mcmuffin with me they ain't my kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?

"

I know the penis I want! Not random penis.

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?

I know the penis I want! Not random penis."

You're the penis I want you are the penis I...ooh ooh ooh honey.

Have you tried singing that to them?

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By *ddie1966Man
49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Use a sharpie so you can do round 2 where you left off.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?

I know the penis I want! Not random penis.

You're the penis I want you are the penis I...ooh ooh ooh honey.

Have you tried singing that to them?"

Is there a penis song.. If not you got the job

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?

I know the penis I want! Not random penis.

You're the penis I want you are the penis I...ooh ooh ooh honey.

Have you tried singing that to them?

Is there a penis song.. If not you got the job "

Rodney Carrington..Dear Penis

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Any advice is most welcome."

I got a job that sometimes sends me to different cities. And sometimes those are cities nearer to people from these here forums who might want my penis. Sometimes.

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Any advice is most welcome.

I got a job that sometimes sends me to different cities. And sometimes those are cities nearer to people from these here forums who might want my penis. Sometimes."

Snap! Though lately it's been a bitch.

Newcastle you're next! Next Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Clubs events and clubs in general

Greedy girls night

Numbers start to rack up fast

Mean I went for a day time one about 2 months ago and clocked 5 within 2 hours off being in the place

Went to one 3 weeks ago was in 45 minutes got gangbanged off 7 and was on the next train home 20 minutes after it finshed

Done maybe 12-13 club days this year and clocked like 145 miles on to the odometer and I am not talking miles miles

Just a polite was off says I clocked up 145 guys in really crud terms I been ran though this year

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Snap! Though lately it's been a bitch.

Newcastle you're next! Next Monday "

I couldn’t afford to (or make reasonable excuses to) travel around as much otherwise. So Fab meets are kind of a perk of the job, I guess?

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool

Have you tried the desperate ones?

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By *ruceyyMan
49 weeks ago

London


"Snap! Though lately it's been a bitch.

Newcastle you're next! Next Monday

I couldn’t afford to (or make reasonable excuses to) travel around as much otherwise. So Fab meets are kind of a perk of the job, I guess?"

Lucky you! I say that, everytime I've travelled it's been where no one nearby is matching my slice of pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried the desperate ones? "

The list would be endless.

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By *heHornySpark28Man
49 weeks ago

Newcastle

What makes a pretty penis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

We host

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Any advice is most welcome.

I got a job that sometimes sends me to different cities. And sometimes those are cities nearer to people from these here forums who might want my penis. Sometimes."

That doesn't help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried the desperate ones? "

I guess I could.

Faf Kai?

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By *esthetic21Man
49 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

The idea of a gang bang sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"The idea of a gang bang sounds good "

Sounds like too much effort and not really for me. I just want them individually.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Maybe you should swap to boobs instead? 2 for 1..

You'll get through loads before xmas!

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"What makes a pretty penis ? "

***

Measuring tape

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"That doesn't help"

It helps sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"That doesn't help

It helps sometimes!"

We shall see rtg, we shall see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Maybe you should swap to boobs instead? 2 for 1..

You'll get through loads before xmas! "

I don't even like my own boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"What makes a pretty penis ?

***

Measuring tape

"

The tape gets in the way

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Have you tried the desperate ones?

The list would be endless."

***

No.

Only the desperate ones with pretty penises.

The list would be shorter I guess.

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"What makes a pretty penis ?

***

Measuring tape

The tape gets in the way"

***

If you can't bite through a tape, then I misjudged you.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I don't even like my own boobs"

I like your boobs enough for both of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"I don't even like my own boobs

I like your boobs enough for both of us."

You have those I'll have your penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Could always try seeing more than one penis at once

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"You have those I'll have your penis."

I don’t see a downside here.

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich


"Maybe you should swap to boobs instead? 2 for 1..

You'll get through loads before xmas!

I don't even like my own boobs

"

***

What is that you don't like about them?

They're standing nice without a bra.

Nice size and nice nipples.

I'd say most men are probably more "Arse man" than "Boob man".

You've got both nice, plus a personality.

Not thinking like a robot.

I'm nice today, no other motives here.

Also honest, because I'm the worst liar on earth.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Have you tried the desperate ones?

I guess I could.

Faf Kai?"

No. I only do knobbings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried the desperate ones?

I guess I could.

Faf Kai?

No. I only do knobbings"

Fak?

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Have you tried the desperate ones?

I guess I could.

Faf Kai?

No. I only do knobbings

Fak?"

In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Have you tried the desperate ones?

I guess I could.

Faf Kai?

No. I only do knobbings

Fak?

In! "

Oh FFS that's another one I need to fit in!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh FFS that's another one I need to fit in!"

Nobody said you have to put them all in at once!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Oh FFS that's another one I need to fit in!

Nobody said you have to put them all in at once! "

Ohhhh, that's where I'm going wrong.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Ohhhh, that's where I'm going wrong."

I’m not kink shaming by the way. I know some women like that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Ohhhh, that's where I'm going wrong.

I’m not kink shaming by the way. I know some women like that kind of thing."

Oh I think yours would be plenty on its own.

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

.

I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter."

That's because she isn't harassing you!

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

.


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you! "

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

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By *veragejoe99Man
49 weeks ago

Sheppey


"Arrange a gang bang.

Some are scared of other penises though."

Many are not so chicken though

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincoln

I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself

(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)

K

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
49 weeks ago

.

You make a cock pic collage and put dates/ months on each cock for when you arrange a visit or play top trumps with the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina. "

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this."

It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this.

It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite "

Shall we try it and see?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself

(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)

K"

Oh I agree .. as is Kai's

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
49 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself

(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)

K

Oh I agree .. as is Kai's "

Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one

K

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself

(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)

K

Oh I agree .. as is Kai's

Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one

K"

Now to have the two of them.in the same room.at the same time

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself

(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)

K

Oh I agree .. as is Kai's

Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one

K"

Thank you, both!

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By *jonesMan
49 weeks ago

Plymouth


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

Pace yourself it's a marathon not a sprint

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By *ea wangMan
49 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

"

look at mine is it pretty

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By *eliWoman
49 weeks ago

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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this."

You're welcome. Even managed to get a grinning face emote from you which is basically a gold star. What a weekend this has been.

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this.

It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite

Shall we try it and see?"

And risk my "pretty penis"?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this.

It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite

Shall we try it and see?

And risk my "pretty penis"? "

I'd give it mouth to mouth

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
49 weeks ago

Southampton


"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself

(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)

K

Oh I agree .. as is Kai's

Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one

K

Thank you, both! "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this.

It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite

Shall we try it and see?

And risk my "pretty penis"?

I'd give it mouth to mouth "

Problem solved!

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.

That's because she isn't harassing you!

I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.

Defrost her vagina!

I'm using this.

It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite

Shall we try it and see?

And risk my "pretty penis"?

I'd give it mouth to mouth

Problem solved!"

That doesn't help frostbite

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By *ongandharderMan
49 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?

Honestly it's beginning to get me down.

Any advice is most welcome.

My penis would cum to you

"

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