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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a brickie , gd with me hands and very gd at laying ! Tell me ladies what u look for in a guy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice face, good body and a personality

Not much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a brickie , gd with me hands and very gd at laying ! Tell me ladies what u look for in a guy ?

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Huge cock that stays hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soft hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice face, good body and a personality

Not much really

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like cocks and pockets that go to your knees

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Intelligence. Sadly lacking in some quarters.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I have a thing about arms. Shallow I know, but a strong, defined forearm makes me go all wibbly.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Intelligence. Sadly lacking in some quarters."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

and the ability to build an extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

and the ability to build an extension

yep...in his lunch hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assets... i own 2 houses ....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

Think you forgot the most important quality!!!! Check your calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

Think you forgot the most important quality!!!! Check your calendar

Oh yeah...and a Marine lol....march is very nice btw!!

xxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Why is 'owns a time-machine' never on these lists?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

and the ability to build an extension

yep...in his lunch hour!

Well neither of you have been looking very well, apparently there are loads of that type of guy on here........ Sad thing is its really a balding fat bloke called jeff who stole pics from the ninja net, I bet he could build an extension though,.........just the one fritzl made!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall

Intelligent

Sense of humour

Able to breathe through ears

Can accom

Not clingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over 6ft

ripped

intelligent

bisexual

professional

nice personality

great cock, tongue and fingers

unattached

kinky

adventurous......

but feck me, I've not found him yet!!

and the ability to build an extension

yep...in his lunch hour!

Hmmmmmm, that one never made it onto Grand Designs......I'll pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad thing is its really a balding fat bloke "

and what's wrong with balding fat blokes ?

fkin' ell did i pick the wrong site to ask that question on

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh yes, someone who can make my time machine work. I've mislaid the instructions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad thing is its really a balding fat bloke

and what's wrong with balding fat blokes ?

fkin' ell did i pick the wrong site to ask that question on

ahhhhh, but are ya called Jeff??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad thing is its really a balding fat bloke

and what's wrong with balding fat blokes ?

fkin' ell did i pick the wrong site to ask that question on

ahhhhh, but are ya called Jeff??

that's only my stage name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice face, good body and a personality

Not much really

dream on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a brickie , gd with me hands and very gd at laying ! Tell me ladies what u look for in a guy ?

Huge cock that stays hard."

dream on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall usually an nice eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got david bowie eyes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"ive got david bowie eyes"

I've got Bette Davis eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good sense of humour, nice personality not shallow or crude and taller than me but that isn't difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that sound like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive got david bowie eyes

I've got Bette Davis eyes...

It's amazing what they can do these days !

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By *OOMBBYWoman
over a year ago

NOT IN THE MIDLANDS

Someone with a hummer

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wow....a long list....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we are looking for a kinky, single, hung, humorous, intelligent, professional Marine who is over 6 ft tall who owns a time machine, his own house and an aqualung. He must have a nice face, one Bette Davis eye, one David Bowie eye, a ripped body with well defined forearms and soft hands, and a pair of trousers with very odd pockets. He must be bisexually adventurous but have a non clingy personality and be able to build a nest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we are looking for a kinky, single, hung, humorous, intelligent, professional Marine who is over 6 ft tall who owns a time machine, his own house and an aqualung. He must have a nice face, one Bette Davis eye, one David Bowie eye, a ripped body with well defined forearms and soft hands, and a pair of trousers with very odd pockets. He must be bisexually adventurous but have a non clingy personality and be able to build a nest."

you called ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Oh yes, someone who can make my time machine work. I've mislaid the instructions..."

Call me babes

Ker- Pow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who can breathe through his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can breathe through his ears "

there's no shortage of pretenders to that crown on here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuffed

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternatively girls, dont look for Mr Perfect, just pick me, I've got a pulse and it's still pulsing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who is charming,seductive,witty and honest is good for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Someone who can breathe through his ears

there's no shortage of pretenders to that crown on here !"

Alas! Not me....read and all shall be revealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can breathe through his ears

there's no shortage of pretenders to that crown on here !

Alas! Not me....read and all shall be revealed "

Couldn't be arsed but having looked at your cock n bum pics, I am more than happy to take ur word for it anyway

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Someone who is charming,seductive,witty and honest is good for me

What about a time-machine!!! No one mentions time-machines!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who is charming,seductive,witty and honest is good for me

What about a time-machine!!! No one mentions time-machines!!!

Well that should go without saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscles, a alpha attitude don't like whimps however good looking!

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