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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

So if Fab had a set of top trumps cards and we had to pick 5 categories relevant to any gender, what categories would you pick and what scale would you use? Feel free to grade yourself.

Here is my starter for 10:

1. Passion (degrees centigrade)

2. Hotness (scoville scale)

3. Endurance (hours)

4. Ability to breathe out of ears (minutes)

5. G-spot or Prostate massage (pressure in pascals?)

Ok, last two need a bit of work and I added them just for fun.

What categories should we add to the list and what scale?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Hornyness scale 1 to 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Hornyness scale 1 to 10"

I wonder if that should be measured in revs per minute (rpm)

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Hornyness scale 1 to 10

I wonder if that should be measured in revs per minute (rpm)"

Don’t ever red line it!

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By *orny-DJMan
50 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Hornyness scale 1 to 10

I wonder if that should be measured in revs per minute (rpm)

Don’t ever red line it! "

Damn, too late

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

lynx Or sure can mersment

The wife doesn’t know scale

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
50 weeks ago

Belfast

Out of 10

Stamina - 7+

Social meet skills - 9

Bedroom skills - 7+

Agility - 7

Attractiveness - 4

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
50 weeks ago

Belfast


"Out of 10

Stamina - 7+

Social meet skills - 9

Bedroom skills - 7+

Agility - 7

Attractiveness - 4

"

I see what I did wrong. Doh!

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By *inky ChefMan
50 weeks ago

Norwich

I really thought this thread is about something disgusting.

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