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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.

Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it!

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.

Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it! "

Would you accept me politely asking to use the toilet quick then secretly washing my penis in the sink with your hand soap

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I'd only/possibly/likely accept only those with a chocolate Christmas ornament hanging off it as a compensation. Tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala lalalala!

T

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By *ittlebirdWoman
50 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I'd only/possibly/likely accept only those with a chocolate Christmas ornament hanging off it as a compensation. Tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala lalalala!

T"

As long as it was a chocolate orange I would agree with you

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I'd only/possibly/likely accept only those with a chocolate Christmas ornament hanging off it as a compensation. Tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala lalalala!

T

As long as it was a chocolate orange I would agree with you "

We can bite into it together. Bobbing for orange slices and balls. How freaking festive.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

If they are working, they are most likely not near home and a quick look at your profile, you don’t do car or outdoor meets, only you accomodating? So therefore can they not have a quick shower at yours first or wee sink wash? Compromise?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
50 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Maybe you should add that to your status?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.

Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it! "

If they are working in the area would that just simply mean they have no access to shower facilities at hand? You can always offer them to take shower at yours or check in the hotel bit earlier to get oneself sorted, no?

T

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I offer food and showers if people coming straight from work...what a mug I am?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards

I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.

Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?! "

We asked them. Old school I know but we thought it more reliable than guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I offer food and showers if people coming straight from work...what a mug I am? "

And after!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.

Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it!

Would you accept me politely asking to use the toilet quick then secretly washing my penis in the sink with your hand soap "

Of course we’d let someone use the toilet. And if it was a “secret wash”, how would we know?

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?! "

Hygiene is important so we always ask if they are shower fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.

Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it!

Would you accept me politely asking to use the toilet quick then secretly washing my penis in the sink with your hand soap

Of course we’d let someone use the toilet. And if it was a “secret wash”, how would we know? "

If someone tastes like your hand soap it’s usually a good give away

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I have showered a few meets before x

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By *layfullsamMan
50 weeks ago

Solihull


"I offer food and showers if people coming straight from work...what a mug I am?

And after!"

Can I ask what food is available

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By *oveChavvMan
50 weeks ago

weymouth

I can't believe people have to be told about it... I would hide myself underground knowing that I'm smelly... But I know how it is when other side stinks

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"I can't believe people have to be told about it... I would hide myself underground knowing that I'm smelly... But I know how it is when other side stinks "

It’s disgusting

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk

A pissy cock and stale sweaty balls, how can guys want to turn up at a meet like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I offer food and showers if people coming straight from work...what a mug I am?

And after!

Can I ask what food is available "

Depends if you are eating it off me!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"If they are working, they are most likely not near home and a quick look at your profile, you don’t do car or outdoor meets, only you accomodating? So therefore can they not have a quick shower at yours first or wee sink wash? Compromise? "

Sorry, perhaps I’ve not explained….. it’s not the fact that they are working away and not shower fresh, thats kinda par for the course.

But there are sometimes options for people to have a quick sink wash of their cock in a GN toilet for example. Most Starbucks, Costa, Mackies etc have those now, so asking if they have access to that seems fairly reasonable.

It’s the fact that these 3 guys all knew they weren’t shower fresh and didn’t have access to wash facilities and still expected a BJ and most significantly thought we were being unreasonable for not going along with it. That’s the bit that got our backs up.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
50 weeks ago

Halifax


"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.

Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness. "

This made my day...

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
50 weeks ago

cardiff

Disgraceful

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.

Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness. "

You should video that and upload the video to YouTube. You’d make a killing in ad revenue.

And if you went on fabguys I’m sure you’d find load of guys willing to let you do it to them. You could have a YouTube video empire in a few weeks.

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By *orny-DJMan
50 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?!

Hygiene is important so we always ask if they are shower fresh "

It seems so obvious to me that it shouldn't even need saying. Unfortunately, in some cases though, from what you're saying, clearly it does

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.

Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness.

This made my day... "

Yeah - I knowz my microwaves .

Glad you enjoyed x.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.

Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness.

You should video that and upload the video to YouTube. You’d make a killing in ad revenue.

And if you went on fabguys I’m sure you’d find load of guys willing to let you do it to them. You could have a YouTube video empire in a few weeks. "

I'd love to, but sadly can't.

My mallet and microwave are very protective of their privacy x.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi only OP   Couple
50 weeks ago

West Suffolk


"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?!

Hygiene is important so we always ask if they are shower fresh

It seems so obvious to me that it shouldn't even need saying. Unfortunately, in some cases though, from what you're saying, clearly it does "

You would be shocked, so many guys think they have a god given right to do whatever they want regardless of what they are told

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

That is disgusting- I would never ask to meet unless I could be clean- you never know!!!

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?!

We asked them. Old school I know but we thought it more reliable than guessing "

I rate your directness

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