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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

...and avant-garde lady for some quintessential leisure-time. Please kindly refrain from all drama and complicated thespianism, however come armed to the hilt with sass and humour.

All applications respectfully considered. Enquire within, apply forthwith!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll think about it

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Maybe

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm the wrong sex to apply bud lol but I'm in London on the morning of the 3rd of Jan before I'm off on my hols, if you have a bit of free time and fancy a tipple and a trip to the vagina museum that'll be cool

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't expect typos from you Nëro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to much effort. Out

Mrs C

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

In. I think, I'm just guessing. There were far too many syllables in most of those words for me.

LvM

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I've got plenty of sass but my humour is an acquired taste

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I'll forward this opportunity to Ailsa, but if she applies be warned, she has a habit of turning interviews around. You'll end up applying for her company instead. Xx

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't expect typos from you Nëro

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I know I know.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm the wrong sex to apply bud lol but I'm in London on the morning of the 3rd of Jan before I'm off on my hols, if you have a bit of free time and fancy a tipple and a trip to the vagina museum that'll be cool

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That's my 'birthday week' but would love a tipple or ².

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I don't expect typos from you Nëro

This has made my absolute year

Ps. Nero darling. I’m in

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A few days too late! I popped down to London on Tuesday but now am back up the road

MrsAbz

Ps someone could have told me that Gatwick and Heathrow are really far apart and it does matter which one you pick to land at. Lessons learned that day. Lessons truly learned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the package like though? Does it come with benefits?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll think about it "

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That's most gracious. x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My leisure time will be made better when my books arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft, this is just a posh way of saying FAF?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Pfft, this is just a posh way of saying FAF?

Nerø only employs posh avenues of intercourse.

I say!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pfft, this is just a posh way of saying FAF?

Nerø only employs posh avenues of intercourse.

I say!

You said intercourse

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Pfft, this is just a posh way of saying FAF?

Nerø only employs posh avenues of intercourse.

I say!

You said intercourse

I know.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll forward this opportunity to Ailsa, but if she applies be warned, she has a habit of turning interviews around. You'll end up applying for her company instead. Xx"

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Dear George, I am up for the challenge.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Much as I love your vocabulary, the distance is most unsatisfactory.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm not particularly arty, but I can make a great smiley face out of a full English

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I wear my comfy shoes?

I'll paint little gold head-lice on them.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"My leisure time will be made better when my comic books arrive

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Comic books??

I was hoping for something less abrasive!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My leisure time will be made better when my comic books arrive

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Comic books??

I was hoping for something less abrasive!

Dirty edit

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Pfft, this is just a posh way of saying FAF?

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This is my multifaceted approach.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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That's my 'birthday week' but would love a tipple or ².

Epic! My treat then if you make it. I'll message you later or soon anywho

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Much as I love your vocabulary, the distance is most unsatisfactory. "

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If only all "with regret" letters were sent in this manner….…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wot m8? You swallowed one of 'em wot I fink are fesaurusses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This does not sound like me.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This does not sound like me."

Because it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This does not sound like me.

Because it's not"

Alright grumpy

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"This does not sound like me.

Because it's not

Alright grumpy"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What makes leisure time quintessential?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What makes leisure time quintessential?"

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What makes leisure time quintessential?

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

Oh. Just snobbery. Out

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What makes leisure time quintessential?

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

Oh. Just snobbery. Out

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Rude!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What makes leisure time quintessential?

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

Wetherspoons is great darling… unless you need to use the loo

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What makes leisure time quintessential?

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

Oh. Just snobbery. Out

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Rude!

I call it how I see it

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What makes leisure time quintessential?

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

Wetherspoons is great darling… unless you need to use the loo

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You mean they don't have latrines in Wevverspoonz?!?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What makes leisure time quintessential?

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It's when you upgrade from a Wetherspoons to some random gastropub.

Wetherspoons is great darling… unless you need to use the loo

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You mean they don't have latrines in Wevverspoonz?!?

They do darling but they’re normally down the street, turn left and walk for 3 miles before you get to them

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

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That's my 'birthday week' but would love a tipple or ².

Epic! My treat then if you make it. I'll message you later or soon anywho

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I look forward to it.

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