FabSwingers.com forum: I am so worried

By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

I may have missed something. Any obvious omissions, please shout.

• Turkey

• Pork

• Beef

• Gammon

• Pigs in blankets

• Stuffing balls and parcels

• Pancetta

• Sausages

• Bacon

• Prawns

• Smoked salmon

• Potatoes

• Brussels sprouts

• Carrots

• Parsnips

• Peas

• Red cabbage

• Cauliflower

• Onions

• Garlic

• Spring onions

• Fresh herbs

• Cucumber

• Tomatoes

• Salad leaves

• Rocket

• Peppers

• Avocados

• Lemons

• Limes

• Oranges

•Tangerines/Satsumas/Clementines

• Apples

• Bananas

• Melon

• Cranberries

• Chestnuts

• Christmas pudding

• Christmas cake

• Panettone

• Stollen

• Trifle

• Mince pies

• Yule log

• Icecream

• Fresh cream

• Goose fat

• Oil

• Balsamic

• Butter

• Milk

• Eggs

• Puff and filo pastry

• Cream

• Vanilla custard

• Greek yoghurt

• Brandy sauce

• Cheese (various)

• Cheese crackers

• charcuterie (various cold meats)

• Cranberry sauce

• Bread sauce

• Apple sauce

• Mustard

• Mayonnaise

• Gravy

• Horseradish

• Chutney

• Honey

• Jams/marmalade

• Champagne

• Prosecco

• Wine

• Mulled wine

• Gin

• Brandy

• Sherry

• Port

• Irish cream liqueur

• Tea

• Coffee

• Hot chocolate

• Soft drinks & mixers

• Nuts

• Crisps

• Dates

• Dried figs

• Biscuits

• Bread

• Bread rolls

• Tin of chocolates

• Flour

• Herbs & spices

• Stock cubes

• Tin foil

• Baking paper

• Cling film

• Kitchen roll

• Matches

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Alka Seltzer

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Why's it called a 'Rocket Salad'?

If you climb into the bowl will it take you to the moon?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Alka Seltzer "

Thank you, welcome back

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Alka Seltzer

Thank you, welcome back

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

• Sanity

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin’ ‘ell!

I’m coming yours for Chrissy scoff. You can feed a small country with that lot.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Fuckin’ ‘ell!

I’m coming yours for Chrissy scoff. You can feed a small country with that lot.

Can I bring it at yours instead. I quite fancy the beach and flying kites

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Christmas crackers.

Paracetamol.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

TLDR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread sticks , everyone loves a dip

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cheese (various) you’ve got to take cheese more seriously, we need to no which specific ones we’re getting

After eight mints

Ferrero rocher

Vol au vents

Black Forrest gateaux

Arctic roll

Cheese footballs

Scotch eggs

Pickled eggs

AND cheese and pineapple hedgehog !!!

Thank you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mint Vienetta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint Vienetta "

Nannaaaaaa!

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By *eductiveEncountersWoman
over a year ago

South West

Pepto Bismol

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Mint Vienetta "

I have one

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Cheese (various) you’ve got to take cheese more seriously, we need to no which specific ones we’re getting

After eight mints

Ferrero rocher

Vol au vents

Black Forrest gateaux

Arctic roll

Cheese footballs

Scotch eggs

Pickled eggs

AND cheese and pineapple hedgehog !!!

Thank you

You are right, one or two things will deginately add on. As for cheese, I am not kern on tje fruity ones people get. It will be a selection of my usual:Stilton, Brie, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Cheddar, manchego, kefalotyri, gruyere, emental and gouda

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Crisps!

Em x

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Crisps!

Em x"

Thanks but they are on. However just realised forgot the pork pie with all the cranberies on top

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Crisps!

Em x

Thanks but they are on. However just realised forgot the pork pie with all the cranberies on top

Oh so they are whoops

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Cheese (various) you’ve got to take cheese more seriously, we need to no which specific ones we’re getting

After eight mints

Ferrero rocher

Vol au vents

Black Forrest gateaux

Arctic roll

Cheese footballs

Scotch eggs

Pickled eggs

AND cheese and pineapple hedgehog !!!

Thank you

Sounds Gouda to me

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

No mention of an ox tongue there OP. We always used to get an ox tongue from the butchers to cook up at Christmas.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"No mention of an ox tongue there OP. We always used to get an ox tongue from the butchers to cook up at Christmas. "

I am sorry, not for me but a good reminder for anyone else if they like it. Thanks though.

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By *g and funnyCouple
over a year ago

Clacton

Maple Syrup

We, well Mr, use Maple on the Parsnips and Honey on the Brussels to give a slight different taste with the sweetness of the veg

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Maple Syrup

We, well Mr, use Maple on the Parsnips and Honey on the Brussels to give a slight different taste with the sweetness of the veg"

I do use honey but not used maple syrup. Thanks for suggestion.

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By *ack WilliamsTV/TS
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Lube.

Depending on the size of your turkey, obvs.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Maple Syrup

We, well Mr, use Maple on the Parsnips and Honey on the Brussels to give a slight different taste with the sweetness of the veg

I do use honey but not used maple syrup. Thanks for suggestion.

Honey and sherry here!

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By *all me bobMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"I may have missed something. Any obvious omissions, please shout.

• Turkey

• Pork

• Beef

• Gammon

• Pigs in blankets

• Stuffing balls and parcels

• Pancetta

• Sausages

• Bacon

• Prawns

• Smoked salmon

• Potatoes

• Brussels sprouts

• Carrots

• Parsnips

• Peas

• Red cabbage

• Cauliflower

• Onions

• Garlic

• Spring onions

• Fresh herbs

• Cucumber

• Tomatoes

• Salad leaves

• Rocket

• Peppers

• Avocados

• Lemons

• Limes

• Oranges

•Tangerines/Satsumas/Clementines

• Apples

• Bananas

• Melon

• Cranberries

• Chestnuts

• Christmas pudding

• Christmas cake

• Panettone

• Stollen

• Trifle

• Mince pies

• Yule log

• Icecream

• Fresh cream

• Goose fat

• Oil

• Balsamic

• Butter

• Milk

• Eggs

• Puff and filo pastry

• Cream

• Vanilla custard

• Greek yoghurt

• Brandy sauce

• Cheese (various)

• Cheese crackers

• charcuterie (various cold meats)

• Cranberry sauce

• Bread sauce

• Apple sauce

• Mustard

• Mayonnaise

• Gravy

• Horseradish

• Chutney

• Honey

• Jams/marmalade

• Champagne

• Prosecco

• Wine

• Mulled wine

• Gin

• Brandy

• Sherry

• Port

• Irish cream liqueur

• Tea

• Coffee

• Hot chocolate

• Soft drinks & mixers

• Nuts

• Crisps

• Dates

• Dried figs

• Biscuits

• Bread

• Bread rolls

• Tin of chocolates

• Flour

• Herbs & spices

• Stock cubes

• Tin foil

• Baking paper

• Cling film

• Kitchen roll

• Matches"

You’ve forgotten single malt whiskey and lager, other than that it’s a great list and may I steal it from you, cos I’ll never remember it all

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By *elshbi2Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

Snowball. No you dirty buggers the cocktail, Advocaat and lemonade

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How many are you feeding op

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

You’ve forgotten single malt whiskey and lager, other than that it’s a great list and may I steal it from you, cos I’ll never remember it all

Of course you can. Not big on lager these days unless on a hot summer day. Whiskey is not my thing as I go for a nice brandy/cognac instead. Thanks for the suggestion.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"How many are you feeding op"

No idea how many

I have been invited to xmas dinner. I am just giving them a list so they don't forget anything

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Diabetes review?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Diabetes review?"

Lol, checked recently. All good.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You seem to have forgotten our invitation. Or is it on the post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immodium

Headache pills

And carpet cleaner as some fu ker always drops something!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"You seem to have forgotten our invitation. Or is it on the post?

I will put one of those status you see on profiles on the day, "house to myself till 7, anyone free, hmu?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"You seem to have forgotten our invitation. Or is it on the post?

I will put one of those status you see on profiles on the day, "house to myself till 7, anyone free, hmu?"

ok, I'll grease the moped up ready

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"You seem to have forgotten our invitation. Or is it on the post?

I will put one of those status you see on profiles on the day, "house to myself till 7, anyone free, hmu?"

ok, I'll grease the moped up ready "

Has it got side bags? I am sure will be leftovers to take back too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"You seem to have forgotten our invitation. Or is it on the post?

I will put one of those status you see on profiles on the day, "house to myself till 7, anyone free, hmu?"

ok, I'll grease the moped up ready

Has it got side bags? I am sure will be leftovers to take back too

Of course! They're refrigerated for that very purpose

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"You seem to have forgotten our invitation. Or is it on the post?

I will put one of those status you see on profiles on the day, "house to myself till 7, anyone free, hmu?"

ok, I'll grease the moped up ready

Has it got side bags? I am sure will be leftovers to take back too

Of course! They're refrigerated for that very purpose

We are cooking on gas

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

No beer? I could have missed it, it's a big list

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"No beer? I could have missed it, it's a big list"

Someone else spotted that but I am not a beer fan in winter personally but sure, add it on if for you.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What are we actually shopping for

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"What are we actually shopping for

Look for the clues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gym membership

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Why's it called a 'Rocket Salad'?

If you climb into the bowl will it take you to the moon?"

If it’s mixed properly it makes your farts mighty powerful so don’t let off near any naked flames .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed us lol.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

" You missed us lol."

We have to clear it up with Mrs NC(mod). She had her eyes on all the leftovers and take them back with her

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Celery to go with the Cheese board.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Celery to go with the Cheese board."

This is true. I had it on but took it off as could not remember why it was there. Thanks.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Mint Vienetta

Nannaaaaaa!

Yeeeeeees???

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

You’ve got bread sauce so relax and enjoy the day

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

This has no doubt already been mentioned but….

Pickled onions

These are essential to go with cheese and biscuits.

If I’ve missed them then I’ll forthwith go to Specsavers and get my glasses cleaned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have missed something. Any obvious omissions, please shout.

• Turkey

• Pork

• Beef

• Gammon

• Pigs in blankets

• Stuffing balls and parcels

• Pancetta

• Sausages

• Bacon

• Prawns

• Smoked salmon

• Potatoes

• Brussels sprouts

• Carrots

• Parsnips

• Peas

• Red cabbage

• Cauliflower

• Onions

• Garlic

• Spring onions

• Fresh herbs

• Cucumber

• Tomatoes

• Salad leaves

• Rocket

• Peppers

• Avocados

• Lemons

• Limes

• Oranges

•Tangerines/Satsumas/Clementines

• Apples

• Bananas

• Melon

• Cranberries

• Chestnuts

• Christmas pudding

• Christmas cake

• Panettone

• Stollen

• Trifle

• Mince pies

• Yule log

• Icecream

• Fresh cream

• Goose fat

• Oil

• Balsamic

• Butter

• Milk

• Eggs

• Puff and filo pastry

• Cream

• Vanilla custard

• Greek yoghurt

• Brandy sauce

• Cheese (various)

• Cheese crackers

• charcuterie (various cold meats)

• Cranberry sauce

• Bread sauce

• Apple sauce

• Mustard

• Mayonnaise

• Gravy

• Horseradish

• Chutney

• Honey

• Jams/marmalade

• Champagne

• Prosecco

• Wine

• Mulled wine

• Gin

• Brandy

• Sherry

• Port

• Irish cream liqueur

• Tea

• Coffee

• Hot chocolate

• Soft drinks & mixers

• Nuts

• Crisps

• Dates

• Dried figs

• Biscuits

• Bread

• Bread rolls

• Tin of chocolates

• Flour

• Herbs & spices

• Stock cubes

• Tin foil

• Baking paper

• Cling film

• Kitchen roll

• Matches"

Looks good to me

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"This has no doubt already been mentioned but….

Pickled onions

These are essential to go with cheese and biscuits.

If I’ve missed them then I’ll forthwith go to Specsavers and get my glasses cleaned."

No you haven't but I have a jar in even though to be fair I prefer other type of pickles. Onion not my favourite. Thanks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's too much food.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"That's too much food.

At the moment is just a list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives (Kalamata are the best) and also cornichons - to go with the charcuterie board

Croissants and 'Fucks Bizz' for Christmas morning

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Olives (Kalamata are the best) and also cornichons - to go with the charcuterie board

Croissants and 'Fucks Bizz' for Christmas morning

Omg, how could I forget olives my favoutite. Thank you

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Olives (Kalamata are the best) and also cornichons - to go with the charcuterie board

Croissants and 'Fucks Bizz' for Christmas morning

Omg, how could I forget olives my favoutite. Thank you

Ps. There arecalways croisants in the frezer. And it's g&t for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piccalilli. Just so you can put it back in the cupboard cos nobody likes it. A bit like Dates. Two things we always had at Christmas that nobody ever ate.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Toilet rolls unless you're using rocks or sea shells

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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Grapes for the cheeseboard

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Piccalilli. Just so you can put it back in the cupboard cos nobody likes it. A bit like Dates. Two things we always had at Christmas that nobody ever ate."

I like dates and figs

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Grapes for the cheeseboard

Yes they did go on earlier, just not updated list. Thanks.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

OP, you forgot to:

measure the size of your oven

get a bigger dining table

send out invites

how much hard work this is

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I just had a Brussel sprout sandwich does that help?

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
over a year ago

Madrid

After 8 mints, Match Makers

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Updated list with some of the suggestions

• Turkey

• Pork

• Beef

• Gammon

• Pigs in blankets

• Stuffing balls and parcels

• Pancetta

• Sausages

• Bacon

• Prawns

• Smoked salmon

• Pork pies with cranberies

• Potatoes

• Brussels sprouts

• Carrots

• Parsnips

• Peas

• Red cabbage

• Cauliflower

• Onions

• Garlic

• Spring onions

• Fresh herbs

• Cucumber

• Tomatoes

• Salad leaves

• Rocket

• Peppers

• Avocados

• Lemons

• Limes

• Oranges

• Tangerines/Satsumas/Clementines

• Apples

• Bananas

• Melon

• Grapes

• Cranberries

• Chestnuts

• Christmas pudding

• Christmas cake

• Panettone

• Stollen

• Trifle

• Mince pies

• Yule log

• Icecream

• Fresh cream

• Goose fat

• Oil

• Balsamic

• Butter

• Milk

• Eggs

• Hummus and other dips

• Coleslaw

• Puff and filo pastry

• Cream

• Vanilla custard

• Greek yoghurt

• Brandy sauce

• Scotch eggs

• Pork pie with cranberies

• Cheese (usual:Stilton, Brie, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Cheddar, manchego, kefalotyri, gruyere, emental and gouda, canberry and peach)

• Cheese crackers

• charcuterie (various cold meats)

• Cranberry sauce

• Bread sauce

• Apple sauce

• Mustard

• Mayonnaise

• Gravy

• Horseradish

• Chutneys

• Olives

• Honey

• Maple syrup ( 4 parsnips)

• Jams/marmalade

• Champagne

• Prosecco

• Wine

• Mulled wine

• Gin

• Brandy

• Sherry

• Port

• Irish cream liqueur

• Tea

• Coffee

• Hot chocolate

• Soft drinks & mixers

• Nuts

• Crisps

• Dates

• Dried figs

• Biscuits

• Bread

• Bread rolls

• Chocolates

• After eight

• Flour

• Herbs & spices

• Stock cubes

• Tin foil

• Baking paper

• Cling film

• Kitchen roll

• Matches

• Christmas crackers

• Christmas napkins

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

* Extended overdraft

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Just remembered the festive pate

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By *all me bobMan
over a year ago

Swansea

You’ve forgotten single malt whiskey and lager, other than that it’s a great list and may I steal it from you, cos I’ll never remember it all

Of course you can. Not big on lager these days unless on a hot summer day. Whiskey is not my thing as I go for a nice brandy/cognac instead. Thanks for the suggestion."

Thank you

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