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Celebrity Vengeance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just been thinking that it would be great if the public was allowed to slightly alter the format of TV Shows, in a play on words of the show's title, to improve their watch-ability.

Does anybody think this would be a good idea and if so, what would your suggestions be?

I'll start with a couple of my own:

Top Gear

The dismally uncool presenters are forced to have decent haircuts and wear sharp suits, instead of poncing about in cars and being desperately unfunny. Or perhaps it could be changed to 'Top Rear' in which Felicity Kendall rams Clarkson and co. up and down on the gear sticks of the latest car models and points are awarded to the best facial expression?

This leads me on to my favourite idea for a TV show change, partly because fishing is such a tediously boring pastime and partly because he's just an odious little prick:

Extreme Fisting With Robson Greene.

This would entail guest celebrities like Clarissa Dickson-Wright and Geoff Capes, sinking their knuckles in, whilst resident guest Roy Hattersley provides the human font of lube. Surely this has to be an improvement on the current format? Plus I'm sure it's cheaper to hire Roy Hattersley than a fishing boat, although you are just as likely to drown with either!

Come on folks, get your suggestions put forward and I'll petition the TV channel of the best one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

celebrity decapitation hosted by Danny Baker.

first up Piers Morgan

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cum Dine with me.....

It's a jungle challenge dining quest in small pots where no one knows till the contest is over where the 'stuff' came from.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Four in a Bed.

You are blindfolded and left in a bed. Three others come in and amuse themselves in every conceivable way with you.

On the last day everyone meets around a table and you get to see who did what to you and they they leave you envelopes of money based on what they thought you were worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four in a Bed.

You are blindfolded and left in a bed. Three others come in and amuse themselves in every conceivable way with you.

On the last day everyone meets around a table and you get to see who did what to you and they they leave you envelopes of money based on what they thought you were worth."

Ooooh Granny.... I'll need plenty of notice for when you are on the bed.... To organise the substantial second mortgage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Gear....

Where the presenters wear the latest BDSM Doms costumes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum Dine with me.....

It's a jungle challenge dining quest in small pots where no one knows till the contest is over where the 'stuff' came from."

Haha, I'd like to see an 'Eggheads' special of this one. Barry and Chris' come faces would make great television, as would Daphne and that posh bird glugging their loads back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four in a Bed.

You are blindfolded and left in a bed. Three others come in and amuse themselves in every conceivable way with you.

On the last day everyone meets around a table and you get to see who did what to you and they they leave you envelopes of money based on what they thought you were worth."

THAT is a brilliant idea!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought of another, 'The Chase' - The resident chasers are denied food for 24 minutes and then have to make it across 10 miles of marsh land to reach a KFC.

After a period of 30 minutes, a random choice of rabid attack dogs, homicidal maniacs on mopeds carrying axes, or a pygmy tribe with poisonous blow darts are released in pursuit.

NB

To make things fairer, The Dark Destroyer has to wear a sumo outfit with a sandbag taped to his chest, otherwise he'd have a huge advantage over his chunky colleagues.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Thought of another, 'The Chase' - The resident chasers are denied food for 24 minutes and then have to make it across 10 miles of marsh land to reach a KFC."

24 minutes......that's serious food deprivation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought of another, 'The Chase' - The resident chasers are denied food for 24 minutes and then have to make it across 10 miles of marsh land to reach a KFC.

24 minutes......that's serious food deprivation. "

It certainly is, have you not seen them?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"New celebrity juice"

New celebrities (or vacuous airheads) from reallity tv shows are put in a blender and quite literally rendered into "juice". I look forward to the US version and particularly the "Real housewives of" specials

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""New celebrity juice"

New celebrities (or vacuous airheads) from reallity tv shows are put in a blender and quite literally rendered into "juice". I look forward to the US version and particularly the "Real housewives of" specials "

That's definitely a goer

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