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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you would I have your likes or mine

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Is it ostrich eggs?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Id go for the full stuff

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Have it all

2 eggs and 2 toast.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Two eggs two toasts.

It’s hard to get ETET round here but amazing when it happens.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Two eggs two toast definitely

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it ostrich eggs?"

. It’d be a loaf of toast.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If I were you would I have your likes or mine"

You'd be prettier Steve and you would have sausages with tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were you would I have your likes or mine

You'd be prettier Steve and you would have sausages with tomatoes. "

No tf I wouldn’t

. But ok

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Two eggs two toast, and tea, you forgot the tea, a pot of tea.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Have eggy bread..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it ostrich eggs?"

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have it all

2 eggs and 2 toast.

That's 4 eggs.......

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

To be fair as long as I wasn't cooking it or paying for it I'd just be happy with it whatever way it comes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That's it.

I've made my decision.

I'm having one egg on one toast but i'm having it twice!

Tra .... got to get the pan out now.

This was going to be a fast day but my stomach keeps talking to me .... so fuck it.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

² eggs on ² sourdough toasts, smothered with lashings of Welsh butter.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??"

That's a Google search I didn't imagine I'd ever make.

They have a cloaca. A one stop shop for exiting.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"² eggs on ² sourdough toasts, smothered with lashings of Welsh butter."

*mouth waters*

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Lucky dip

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

2 toast 4 eggs scrambled

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

That's a Google search I didn't imagine I'd ever make.

They have a cloaca. A one stop shop for exiting. "

As I live and learn ! I even like saying the word.... Clo a ca!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I had to come back to let you all know , cos I know how much it means to you ...

I had pancakes instead. They had two eggs in tho .....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??"

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

Thanks

Nicecouple did the Googly thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm greedy, 3 eggs on 2 toast

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

If I were you, I'd have better breakfast haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached or fried eggs ?

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Just had 2x2 very tasty too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you, I’d be a legend too.

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By *mazonEuk5Man
over a year ago

spalding

"would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?"

You've hid your profile so can't Ans.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Go mad...3 eggs 3 toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was you, I'd skip the eggs and just have toast!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

Thanks

Nicecouple did the Googly thing."

I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.

*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?"

I’d have French toast.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"² eggs on ² sourdough toasts, smothered with lashings of Welsh butter.

*mouth waters*"

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Are you ruffling your plumage at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two eggs one toast

But I don't know you, so really I can't answer what I'd do if I was you.

My answer is actually what I'd do.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?"

Double decker

Toast, real butter, ham, mushrooms,fried egg, toast, real butter, ham, mushrooms,fried egg black pepper and daddy’s sauce

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

Thanks

Nicecouple did the Googly thing.

I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.

*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*"

Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Two eggs one toast

But I don't know you, so really I can't answer what I'd do if I was you.

My answer is actually what I'd do."

That's a bit self centred of you don't you think ?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?"

today I had one egg on one toast and grated cheese with hot beans on top of another peace of toast!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

No.

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By *oneypenny321Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

"² eggs on ² sourdough toasts, smothered with lashings of Welsh butter."

After all....welsh is best

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

Thanks

Nicecouple did the Googly thing.

I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.

*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*

Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?"

Only a quail's egg, Granny. I don't have you pegged as a big mouth

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

Thanks

Nicecouple did the Googly thing.

I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.

*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*

Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?

Only a quail's egg, Granny. I don't have you pegged as a big mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s nearly midnight and the people have a right to know. How many fucking eggs did Granny have?

Were they free range or from caged hens??

Did she have any toast at all?

Was it white bread or brown bread???

Did she use Margarine or real butter??

Does Lurpak spreadable count as real butter??

I’m off to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two toast, two eggs. There is beauty in symmetry…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two eggs two toast

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it ostrich eggs?

No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...

Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??

It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is

Cloacas are multifuncional

Thanks

Nicecouple did the Googly thing.

I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.

*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*

Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?

Only a quail's egg, Granny. I don't have you pegged as a big mouth

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Sooner a big mouth than a wiseacre

Roll on the floor laughing by a liccle spotty egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a full English

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It’s nearly midnight and the people have a right to know. How many fucking eggs did Granny have?

Were they free range or from caged hens??

Did she have any toast at all?

Was it white bread or brown bread???

Did she use Margarine or real butter??

Does Lurpak spreadable count as real butter??

I’m off to bed."

Mmmmmmmm truth be told it was NO eggs and NO butter for ethical reasons AND it's always brown bread ..... well wholemeal or ancient seeded. You are right about the no toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s nearly midnight and the people have a right to know. How many fucking eggs did Granny have?

Were they free range or from caged hens??

Did she have any toast at all?

Was it white bread or brown bread???

Did she use Margarine or real butter??

Does Lurpak spreadable count as real butter??

I’m off to bed.

Mmmmmmmm truth be told it was NO eggs and NO butter for ethical reasons AND it's always brown bread ..... well wholemeal or ancient seeded. You are right about the no toast "

Oo i was nearly right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two eggs one toast

But I don't know you, so really I can't answer what I'd do if I was you.

My answer is actually what I'd do.

That's a bit self centred of you don't you think ?"

I thought it was very honest and correct. But hey it doesn't matter what I post on here someone will make sound negative instead of seeing what I actually put.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know EXACTLY how you feel.

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