FabSwingers.com forum: Empty office... what to do?

By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

So...what would you do?

There's no other bugger in!

Apart from turning round and going back home, what would you get up to?

Go on, some suggestions ...

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Urgent delivery from a furnitire company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blast your music out loud, feet on the desk, browse your phone until you have to do actual work. Basically, do what I do when I work from home

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Are you absolutely sure it’s totally empty?

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By *eesside50Man
over a year ago

Stockton-On-Tees

Browse on here with your fingers down your knickers until you make yourself cum hard lol xx

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Grab the most comfy chair there, kick off your shoes, and settle into some work

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Get all your work done then go home early..

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By *utie bootyMan
over a year ago

the manor that never was

Invite a gang of bulls round and do rude things on your managers desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo god the possibility’s

Emmm how do we navigate this

Lovable me would go around place poste notes on they desk saying lovely things about them

Mischevis prankster me would go around everyone desk and re organise / move things around / miss place things to cuse minder inconveniences to everyone

Depending on how much time I had before everyone came in if it was a full day and there weren’t any cctv cameras or anything

Dirty mind me would invite a friend or 2 around

And get it on over everyone desks so that ever time I walked past they desk I could smile think up I got spit roasted over your desk ha ha

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Radio on loud, coffee on and just enjoy the space without annoying co-workers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do some work while listening to music and embrace the solitude

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I can think of a lot of things from cake to…….

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Take a nude DOUBLE DARE YA

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By *iFunMale_southMan
over a year ago

Reading

I was there once, knocked one out buy I couldn't help thinking there was a hidden camera somewhere.

Obviously there wasn't as I never got told offA

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Declare it unsafe and go home.

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ooo god the possibility’s

Emmm how do we navigate this

Lovable me would go around place poste notes on they desk saying lovely things about them

Mischevis prankster me would go around everyone desk and re organise / move things around / miss place things to cuse minder inconveniences to everyone

Depending on how much time I had before everyone came in if it was a full day and there weren’t any cctv cameras or anything

Dirty mind me would invite a friend or 2 around

And get it on over everyone desks so that ever time I walked past they desk I could smile think up I got spit roasted over your desk ha ha

Ooo NH there's a few ideas there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send out invites for an orgy

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Send out invites for an orgy

Not sure everyone would get here in time before cleaners turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god the possibility’s

Emmm how do we navigate this

Lovable me would go around place poste notes on they desk saying lovely things about them

Mischevis prankster me would go around everyone desk and re organise / move things around / miss place things to cuse minder inconveniences to everyone

Depending on how much time I had before everyone came in if it was a full day and there weren’t any cctv cameras or anything

Dirty mind me would invite a friend or 2 around

And get it on over everyone desks so that ever time I walked past they desk I could smile think up I got spit roasted over your desk ha ha

Ooo NH there's a few ideas there ...

Your welcome any time Emily for idears you can pick my brain anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send out invites for an orgy

Not sure everyone would get here in time before cleaners turn up

I'm disappointed with your negativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap all the cordless mice around so that everyone thinks their mouse is broken

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Radio on loud, coffee on and just enjoy the space without annoying co-workers.

... well the coffee machine is getting a pounding, that's true!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

So...what would you do?

There's no other bugger in!

Apart from turning round and going back home, what would you get up to?

Go on, some suggestions ...

Defo a saucy pic taking opportunity

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By *mily36C OP Woman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Take a nude DOUBLE DARE YA"

...someone would probably recognise the office!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I initially misread the thread title as, ‘Empty Orifice….what to do?’

…..time to go to specsavers…

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's not empty, you're there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all probably. And I’d not feel guilty about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I’d make a tik tok for the culture

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

See , you've got your organisation, get the cleaners involved, think positive

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Cheesy Pop sing song

Move everyone’s pedestals around

Leave a note on someone’s lunch that they’ve left

Leave a random note on someone’s desk that is super obscure ‘I said I needed your help and you said you would l. I’m not angry…. I’m just disappointed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cover everything in tinsel and lametta.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m alone in the office this morning

And there is definitely no work being done lol I’m on Fab being a nuisance hahaha

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Same here...just me in. Then again, it's my home office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...what would you do?

There's no other bugger in!

Apart from turning round and going back home, what would you get up to?

Go on, some suggestions ...

Time yourself how long it takes you to do a length/lap of the office without getting off your office chair.

Sabotage all of the other desks, except the desk of someone you dislike. Sabotage your own desk. Watch as the person you set up gets the blame from everyone and is shunned at the Xmas party.

Buy some cress seeds. Soak a paper towel in water. Put the seeds on the wet paper towel and slide them inside the locked drawer of a colleague who’s gone on annual leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a small bag of prawns. Pierce some holes in it. Sellotape it to the back of a radiator at the other side of the office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the gents toilet. Lift the seat. Put clingfilm over the pan, really tight so there are no giveaway wrinkles. Replace toilet seat.

Be in the office the next day. Look for the lad with the wet trousers. Try not to giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unplug someone’s monitor. Remove the fuse from the plug and plug it back into the wall.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Re-arrange all of the furniture. Move all of the contents of one room to another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk about the office and place postits on printers and photocopiers saying “faulty, engineer called” and then unplug them.

Work from home for the rest of the week.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Work naked. Except for trainers and scarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap the “men” and “ladies” signs from the toilet doors. Get a desk near the toilets and listen for the screams.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Play Desk Chair Curling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prank some colleagues.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

So what did you actually do?

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