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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A man on a cruise ship visiting Marseille which is part of the French Riviera was bitten on the big toe by a wolf spider. Now these buggers are not poisonous but the spider laid hundreds of eggs inside the man's big toe. On return to the ship a bungling ships surgeon cut open the man's toe and literally hundreds of tiny spider hatchlings poured out but the doctor missed one. Weeks later on return to the UK the man visited his GP in discomfort to find the bugger literally eating his way out if his big toe. Now Tom is no fan of cruises and would avoid Marseille were these buggers are rife

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A man on a cruise ship visiting Marseille which is part of the French Riviera was bitten on the big toe by a wolf spider. Now these buggers are not poisonous but the spider laid hundreds of eggs inside the man's big toe. On return to the ship a bungling ships surgeon cut open the man's toe and literally hundreds of tiny spider hatchlings poured out but the doctor missed one. Weeks later on return to the UK the man visited his GP in discomfort to find the bugger literally eating his way out if his big toe. Now Tom is no fan of cruises and would avoid Marseille were these buggers are rife"

Fucksake Tom, you may have unlocked a new nightmare. Thanks for that lol

I've never been a fan of cruises or spiders, now I'm terrified of incompetent medical professionals

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

How times have changed .. back in the day getting bitten by a spider would give you superhuman powers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How times have changed .. back in the day getting bitten by a spider would give you superhuman powers.. "

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By *eordieJeansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

And here was me thinking a referee and VAR team were the worst thing to happen in France this week.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Bl..dy wolf spiders trying to enter the uk illegally, what devious means will they try next (inflatable dinghy to cross the channel)?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bl..dy wolf spiders trying to enter the uk illegally, what devious means will they try next (inflatable dinghy to cross the channel)? "

They'll book it on the Web obvs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Bl..dy wolf spiders trying to enter the uk illegally, what devious means will they try next (inflatable dinghy to cross the channel)?

They'll book it on the Web obvs "

Lmao

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"A man on a cruise ship visiting Marseille which is part of the French Riviera was bitten on the big toe by a wolf spider. Now these buggers are not poisonous but the spider laid hundreds of eggs inside the man's big toe. On return to the ship a bungling ships surgeon cut open the man's toe and literally hundreds of tiny spider hatchlings poured out but the doctor missed one. Weeks later on return to the UK the man visited his GP in discomfort to find the bugger literally eating his way out if his big toe. Now Tom is no fan of cruises and would avoid Marseille were these buggers are rife"

Wait for it…….

It’s all over his shoes…….

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I was waiting for a punchline then!

Wolf spiders live over here in the UK too!

Yes they can bite and its like a bee sting, but they rarely do unless threatened.

They DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT lay eggs into people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was waiting for a punchline then!

Wolf spiders live over here in the UK too!

Yes they can bite and its like a bee sting, but they rarely do unless threatened.

They DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT lay eggs into people. "
if they are like the ones here they carry their babies on their back. I found that out the hard way.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

And I thought it was just bed bugs, termites and hornets we had to worry about

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I was waiting for a punchline then!

Wolf spiders live over here in the UK too!

Yes they can bite and its like a bee sting, but they rarely do unless threatened.

They DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT lay eggs into people. "

This bugger laid eggs

It's all over the news

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

https://news.sky.com/story/spider-lays-eggs-in-mans-toe-during-cruise-holiday-13017943

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I was waiting for a punchline then!

Wolf spiders live over here in the UK too!

Yes they can bite and its like a bee sting, but they rarely do unless threatened.

They DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT lay eggs into people.

This bugger laid eggs

It's all over the news"

I’m with Tom, it is all over the news

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

This stories got leg's.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Story's

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"This stories got leg's."

Good one.. I agree.. Haha

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"I was waiting for a punchline then!

Wolf spiders live over here in the UK too!

Yes they can bite and its like a bee sting, but they rarely do unless threatened.

They DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT lay eggs into people.

This bugger laid eggs

It's all over the news

I’m with Tom, it is all over the news "

Must be true if its on the news hey.. Haha

It lays its eggs in a silk egg sac, it doesn't have the capabilities to "inject" it's eggs into someone.

Flipping scare mongers.. Haha

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

Wolf spiders don't lay eggs in toes bc they need them to stay dry and carry them in sacs behind their backs.

My guess he injured his toe and left it to get infected and suffered the consequences. There's absolutely no reports from Drs or the hospitals that treated him bc they would all present the evidence.

The British Arachnological Society also called it "implausible".

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Wolf spiders don't lay eggs in toes bc they need them to stay dry and carry them in sacs behind their backs.

My guess he injured his toe and left it to get infected and suffered the consequences. There's absolutely no reports from Drs or the hospitals that treated him bc they would all present the evidence.

The British Arachnological Society also called it "implausible"."

Exactly. The fact that this has been reported on Sky news and a few of the tabloid websites doesn't make it a true story. We all know what the mass media is like

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