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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

just come down stairs and realised that one of my cats mates has puked on the number pad of my keyboard!

How the fuck to I clean it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't, best to throw it away and buy a new one, they are cheap enough and its what I had to do when I dropped a cup of coffee over mine as even having dried it off, it still wasn't right

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Dry it out with a hairdryer o a cool setting (i really hope you feed yours dried food) then tilt the keyboard and use a stiff brush to brush away using the vacuum cleaner hose to suck the small bits out from between the keys.

Good luck.

Oh, as a cat owner am i allowed a wry snigger?

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

If it is a pc keyboard and not laptop you would have to removed the keys and wash them. Use a slightly dam rag on the keyboard after removing the keys

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Know where you are with that one.

Replace is the best option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the cat, no sorry

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

pmsl bitch!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Use the cat, no sorry

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Only if it's longhair - shorthair won't get between the keys properly.

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

There's enough cats here to mop the f*cking floor! I only own one but 4 seem to come in and theres another on the fence as I type looking to come in.

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

thing is, do I have breakfast before or after trying to clear up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thing is, do I have breakfast before or after trying to clear up?"

Definitely after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's enough cats here to mop the f*cking floor! I only own one but 4 seem to come in and theres another on the fence as I type looking to come in."

Words getting round lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl bitch! "

You dont mean that hahaha

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"thing is, do I have breakfast before or after trying to clear up?"

Depends if it smells. If so do on an empty stomach.

If not too(dried food is always the answer if they are cats who throw up!) then ignore till you've fortified yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy cleaning foam from computer shops that should clean it and not damage it (further). Or just buy a new one, a wireless keyboard and mouse set can be had for under £20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dry upside down on newspaper in the airing cupboard, then brush off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thing is, do I have breakfast before or after trying to clear up?"

After.... You dont want to add to the problem...

This is why I prefer dogs.... At least they have the good manners to lick it up after themselves....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"There's enough cats here to mop the f*cking floor! I only own one but 4 seem to come in and theres another on the fence as I type looking to come in.

Words getting round lol"

Is there a dog loitering? A dog would be delighted to do the initial clear up - they love a pile of vom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a catflap that recognises my cats' microchips. My cats are free to come and go as they please but no other cat can unlock the flap. They're not cheap at around £80 but it stops randoms being in your house being sick or worse still marking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's enough cats here to mop the f*cking floor! I only own one but 4 seem to come in and theres another on the fence as I type looking to come in.

Words getting round lol

Is there a dog loitering? A dog would be delighted to do the initial clear up - they love a pile of vom! "

Great minds.....

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

ewwwww bitch but your right, but no!

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

buff day this month, looks like I'll be asking for a catflap!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I have a catflap that recognises my cats' microchips. My cats are free to come and go as they please but no other cat can unlock the flap. They're not cheap at around £80 but it stops randoms being in your house being sick or worse still marking!"

If my cats wants to get in he'll get in chip or no chip lol he has broken 3 cat flaps already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a catflap that recognises my cats' microchips. My cats are free to come and go as they please but no other cat can unlock the flap. They're not cheap at around £80 but it stops randoms being in your house being sick or worse still marking!

If my cats wants to get in he'll get in chip or no chip lol he has broken 3 cat flaps already "

Yoiks Evie.... !!!!! Ever considered that you have a well disguised Staffie....???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I have a catflap that recognises my cats' microchips. My cats are free to come and go as they please but no other cat can unlock the flap. They're not cheap at around £80 but it stops randoms being in your house being sick or worse still marking!

If my cats wants to get in he'll get in chip or no chip lol he has broken 3 cat flaps already

Yoiks Evie.... !!!!! Ever considered that you have a well disguised Staffie....??? "

Seriously. He runs at them and headbuts them till the smash open. Stupid thing.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have a catflap that recognises my cats' microchips. My cats are free to come and go as they please but no other cat can unlock the flap. They're not cheap at around £80 but it stops randoms being in your house being sick or worse still marking!

If my cats wants to get in he'll get in chip or no chip lol he has broken 3 cat flaps already

Yoiks Evie.... !!!!! Ever considered that you have a well disguised Staffie....??? "

It's not the cat Evie, you need to remember the nights are cold and chaining letsbe to the washinges pole in a gimp mask and an Arab strap will lead to desperate measures!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have the gimp mask but what's an Arab strap???

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I have the gimp mask but what's an Arab strap???"

A leather strap with an arrangement of strong snaps or buckles for c&b punishment/restraint.

It's a good thing im well read or a nice girl like me wouldn't know about such things.

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