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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be?

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By *eroLondonMan
52 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I would make it illegal for all quinquagenarians to create threads on public/private community forums.

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By *iddlesticksMan
52 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Boob pics, they drive me mad, ban em I say and anybody even thinks of sending me some, well so help me.

In reality I’d outlaw hard drugs but that’s already been done and it doesn’t seem to be working.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"I would make it illegal for all quinquagenarians to create threads on public/private community forums."

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By *obilebottomMan
52 weeks ago

All over

Profiteering of big companies at the expense of the little people

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Boob pics, they drive me mad, ban em I say and anybody even thinks of sending me some, well so help me.

In reality I’d outlaw hard drugs but that’s already been done and it doesn’t seem to be working. "

No more boobs for fiddles!

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By *eroLondonMan
52 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I would make it illegal for all quinquagenarians to create threads on public/private community forums.

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Hey there, you, with the sad face

Come up to my place and live it up.

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By *iddlesticksMan
52 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Boob pics, they drive me mad, ban em I say and anybody even thinks of sending me some, well so help me.

In reality I’d outlaw hard drugs but that’s already been done and it doesn’t seem to be working.

No more boobs for fiddles!"

Hang on, I came over all peculiar let’s not be too hasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I’d make it illegal to not pay or offer double time wages for working on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
52 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People breathing

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*"

You? Controversial? I don’t believe it

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By *arkus1812Man
52 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"I would make it illegal for all quinquagenarians to create threads on public/private community forums."

Are you happy to let Octogenairans continue to create threads then?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"People breathing "

You breathe people? A bit weird.

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By *ostindreamsMan
52 weeks ago

London

Using phones on loud speakers to talk or to hear music or watch videos in public transport. No one wants to hear the disgusting music that you hear. Please suffer in silence.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
52 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"People breathing

You breathe people? A bit weird. "

My nostrils are HUGE

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By *umblecutMan
52 weeks ago

Finchley


"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "

It is now illegal, and punishable by death, for a store to not open extra checkout tills if there is a queue of customers.

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By *oofy321Man
52 weeks ago

moon base zero

I would make everyone wake up to kris kros jump and house of pain jump around

Get everyone up with a bounce

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be?

It is now illegal, and punishable by death, for a store to not open extra checkout tills if there is a queue of customers. "

I like this one

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By *hrista BellendWoman
52 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*"

Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

My manifesto would include:

Supermarkets not being allowed to move there isle systems around every few months so you have no idea where anything is.

A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in

Rural villages not allowed to shut everything at 10pm - hate being in the country and nothing is open.

Healthcare would be chargeable ( controversial I know, long story - no I don’t wish to discuss)

PMs would be held fully accountable to the full extent of the law if they screw up.

It would be a very productive day

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"My manifesto would include:

Supermarkets not being allowed to move there isle systems around every few months so you have no idea where anything is.

A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in

Rural villages not allowed to shut everything at 10pm - hate being in the country and nothing is open.

Healthcare would be chargeable ( controversial I know, long story - no I don’t wish to discuss)

PMs would be held fully accountable to the full extent of the law if they screw up.

It would be a very productive day "

I said one thing!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*

Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss "

Yep this

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*

Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss "

Don’t even get me started

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"My manifesto would include:

Supermarkets not being allowed to move there isle systems around every few months so you have no idea where anything is.

A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in

Rural villages not allowed to shut everything at 10pm - hate being in the country and nothing is open.

Healthcare would be chargeable ( controversial I know, long story - no I don’t wish to discuss)

PMs would be held fully accountable to the full extent of the law if they screw up.

It would be a very productive day

I said one thing! "

I’m in charge for the day remember

I’ll do as I wish - Quite like parliament today really haha

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By *eroLondonMan
52 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I would make it illegal for all quinquagenarians to create threads on public/private community forums.

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Are you happy to let Octogenairans continue to create threads then?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*

Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss

Don’t even get me started"

I’d probably just opt for affordable housing for all. Maybe an amount taken directly from income to ensure it’s relative? I haven’t done much tonight because the revolution isn’t coming that soon

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Private health care and private education.

Both essential services that should be equal and free for all.

I'm classing it as one!

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By *umblecutMan
52 weeks ago

Finchley


"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be?

It is now illegal, and punishable by death, for a store to not open extra checkout tills if there is a queue of customers.

I like this one "

Punishment is increased to torture and death if Nora is in the one in the queue

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By *hrista BellendWoman
52 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*

Can you put all the council life term tenancy, high earners rent up while you are sorting them out, peeps who earn over £30,000 but only pay £400 a month council rent really boils my piss

Don’t even get me started

I’d probably just opt for affordable housing for all. Maybe an amount taken directly from income to ensure it’s relative? I haven’t done much tonight because the revolution isn’t coming that soon"

Council and private rent relative to income is exactly how it should be, and no rental under occupying

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By *orthern StarsCouple
52 weeks ago

Durham

Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
52 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age."

Oh I like this one too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

52 weeks ago

East Sussex

Spitting in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age."

You’ll be lucky! But I like the idea

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By *illy IdolMan
52 weeks ago

Midlands

Working more than 4 days

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By *obilebottomMan
52 weeks ago

All over


"Private health care and private education.

Both essential services that should be equal and free for all.

I'm classing it as one!"

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By *orthern StarsCouple
52 weeks ago

Durham


"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age.

You’ll be lucky! But I like the idea "

I know, shit ain't it. Working over 50 years to maybe enjoy 10 years of retirement if you're lucky. FFS, fucking shit!

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
52 weeks ago

North West

“Fix” the NHS.

And moaning. It would be illegal to moan ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Making the retirement age a day over 60. I think everyone should be entitled to their state pension as soon as they teach 60 years of age.

You’ll be lucky! But I like the idea

I know, shit ain't it. Working over 50 years to maybe enjoy 10 years of retirement if you're lucky. FFS, fucking shit!"

I’m not an actuary but soon the state pension is going to be insignificant to real world costs. It’s outdated and you’re right, with the UK having a growing older population, they shall just continue to increase the age.

Or in other terms….there won’t be a pot to piss in for the young one!

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By *ellhungvweMan
52 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I would make it illegal to virtue signal.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"“Fix” the NHS.

And moaning. It would be illegal to moan ha! "

Fix! …..solution is already being implemented under our noses. It’s called a two tier system. Those who can pay and those who have to wait.

That’s the fix!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Would make it illegal for woman to pay for sanitary products

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"People breathing "

I can't come up with anything better...

Congrats, Sir!

T.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
52 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Alcohol, then maybe people wouldn't make such bad decisions. I think it would solve soooooo many issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Alcohol, then maybe people wouldn't make such bad decisions. I think it would solve soooooo many issues."

That’s a whole debate in itself but I would be inclined to agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "

Passing new laws!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

If?

Ooops I’ve said too much.

Ignore this. Go about your business.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Daylight savings time

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By *TG3Man
52 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "
Smoking would save the country a fortune in health bills alone, Australia banned it but pulled the ban, why who knows, ok they earn loads in the high tax but surely thats more than outweighed by the health benefits

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By *umblecutMan
52 weeks ago

Finchley


"Alcohol, then maybe people wouldn't make such bad decisions. I think it would solve soooooo many issues."

Completely agree. Best decision the only good decision I made at 22 was give up drinking.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ooooo illegal you say. I’d make it illegal to own more than one property or privately rent property for profit. I think that would do some good for all.

And in the words of Judith Butler ‘I know it’s controversial but that’s my claim’

*runs*"

I agree!!

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By *trkenitMan
52 weeks ago

Clovis

Genetically modified foods

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"My manifesto would include:

A mandatory time slot for shopping where no children are allowed in

"

Can we extend this to ALL public places? Childfree hours. And can "child" include everyone under 21? Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I'd ban government

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Paying for food that you have to prep for yourself.

Bye bye fast food chains

Bye bye cheap ready made food

Vote Str8MrE for wholesome living...yay

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

I'd abolish laws. Welcome to anarchy mutherfuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I'd ban government "

wouldn't my suggestion be as effective except you could still have 1500 fat lazy wankers who do nothing for anyone else still gets paid.....which is very little from what they do now!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I'd abolish laws. Welcome to anarchy mutherfuckers "

there's two votes...

same as mine

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I'd ban government

wouldn't my suggestion be as effective except you could still have 1500 fat lazy wankers who do nothing for anyone else still gets paid.....which is very little from what they do now!"

All hail Dictator Wonko

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By *ools and the brainCouple
52 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Of the country for the day and could make ONE thing illegal forever what would it be? "

Antisocial behaviour,no reality TV no wait we ed no wait my neighbours no wait lip fillers and Botox no wait loud aggressive selfish entitled people, racist's, overly political and opinionated university students, radicalisation, people who drive in the middle lane of the motorway, fireworks, militant activist's who won't allow anyone to have an opinion regardless this includes people who are overly woke and whatever is the opposite of that, being forced to buy an EV when the country is at least two decades away from having the correct infrastructure in place, elitism, people who actively looking to injure cyclists by running them off the road, Michael McIntyre, influencers they are warping the younger generation s mind's and distorting the reality of real life giving unrealistic expectations,Icy dancey skate sing sing bake off show's,the far right, the far left, war and politics, religion and escooters.

That's my one thing, I have a far more comprehensive list if you want

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
52 weeks ago

North West


"“Fix” the NHS.

And moaning. It would be illegal to moan ha!

Fix! …..solution is already being implemented under our noses. It’s called a two tier system. Those who can pay and those who have to wait.

That’s the fix!"

That wouldn’t be my interpretations of “fixing” it .

The post was what you’d do, not what you thinks happening right now

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