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farting while being sucked off..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best way to do it ? .. Loud and proud or slowly let it out and pretend the dogs droped its guts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually slap my Mrs if she farts while sucking me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would do that? My wife would rip your balls off and feed them too you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet some dirty girls love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would do that? My wife would rip your balls off and feed them too you..."

Does she know where I live then?...she'd rip MY balls off simply because I expressed disaproval at my wife blatantly flatulating whilst noshing me off??...your missus is too tense!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who would do that? My wife would rip your balls off and feed them too you..."

Who would do that? .. Well me .. And if your missis was sucking me off the only thing she would be doing is gagging on my pork sword!

BOOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would gag at your smelly ass... Boom Boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She would gag at your smelly ass... Boom Boom"

That's where your mistaken.. Because me old cuck you would be tossing my salad like a good little cuck ! Hahahaha she would still be gagging on my man slab!

And its BOOM.. Not boom boom like basil brush lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is James Cordon your hero? Cuck? fuck me its you that has a thing for your ass... boom shackalak....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is James Cordon your hero? Cuck? fuck me its you that has a thing for your ass... boom shackalak...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is James Cordon your hero? Cuck? fuck me its you that has a thing for your ass... boom shackalak...."

Funny that your profile pic is your ass hahaha .. And who is james cordon?? And what the fuck is shackalak?? You a psychic channeling an indian chief!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice ass it is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ty Jangles,I do prefer ladies looking at it than farting men !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice ass it is too"

Depends on your standards I suppose.. Each to there own lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have never heard of James Cordon? Do you live in bubble wrap? Never heard of boom shackalac? jeeze man open the door and go out a bit, or at least open the window farty pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ty Jangles,I do prefer ladies looking at it than farting men ! "

Prefers women looking at it yet has it as a profile pic for all to see..

Hmmmmmmm lol .. I just drops my guts by the way ..

That just happened ! BOOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you lite a match to make it go boom?

Aww you have a crush on ma ass...shh now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM ! "

Bingo wing?? You only wish in your wildest dreams a man like me would look at you.. I wouldn't even send you a copy and pasted message .. That's how much effort your worth ..

God I'm turned on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you lite a match to make it go boom?

Aww you have a crush on ma ass...shh now "

You look good.. No denying it .. You play on playa.. White your benidom tan lines hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM !

Bingo wing?? You only wish in your wildest dreams a man like me would look at you.. I wouldn't even send you a copy and pasted message .. That's how much effort your worth ..

God I'm turned on ! "

I'm glad you wouldn't. I like a real man that lasts more than 3 mins..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM !

Bingo wing?? You only wish in your wildest dreams a man like me would look at you.. I wouldn't even send you a copy and pasted message .. That's how much effort your worth ..

God I'm turned on !

I'm glad you wouldn't. I like a real man that lasts more than 3 mins.. "

Well you would hate me cus I wouldn't get a hard on with you moaning all the time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right little charmer ain't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You play on playa.. White your benidom tan lines hahaha

I have turned you on so much you have lost the use of English...do i have to do the Boom thing again, or do we need to get down in the hood and touch knuckles ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is also a forum about mens failure to get erections, if that helps ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" You play on playa.. White your benidom tan lines hahaha

I have turned you on so much you have lost the use of English...do i have to do the Boom thing again, or do we need to get down in the hood and touch knuckles ..."

You want BOOM you got it cuckold! BOOM! Night night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is also a forum about mens failure to get erections, if that helps ..."

Been on there long hahahaha .. You walked into that one .. Bed time .. I've just dropped my guts again.. Mmmmm whif it mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night dahhhling, please read profile.. straight and dom...nights smelly sissy big xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I council guys like you....B... i cant be arsed to do the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night dahhhling, please read profile.. straight and dom...nights smelly sissy big xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxs"

Lol more like Dick & Dom ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I council guys like you....B... i cant be arsed to do the rest"

?? Makes utterly no sense lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Behind ever married "swinger" woman the is a cuck hubby ready to clean up lol .. White ass cheeks pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The B was for boom couldnt be arsed typing the rest of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The B was for boom couldnt be arsed typing the rest of it lol"

That B for boom gag was awesome.. Who's awesome ?¤. You are !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep looking at me profile pic .. Fuck me that is one big gun..

You lucky people .

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By *li87Man
over a year ago

Manchester/Kendal

Do it quietly and hold her nose pretend your trying to gag her and hope she don't notice lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I keep looking at me profile pic .. Fuck me that is one big gun..

You lucky people . "

I keep wondering what the non wanking arm is like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks sweet cheeks, my pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep looking at me profile pic .. Fuck me that is one big gun..

You lucky people .

I keep wondering what the non wanking arm is like?"

Its like an 80 year olds ankle..

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I keep looking at me profile pic .. Fuck me that is one big gun..

You lucky people .

I keep wondering what the non wanking arm is like?

Its like an 80 year olds ankle.. "

Varicose veins and liver spots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

\liver spots... jeeze i got perky then...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"\liver spots... jeeze i got perky then..."

Show us your old geezer arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo my arms are nice... the rest of me is a state though...

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Noo my arms are nice... the rest of me is a state though..."

Sorry I meant that directed at Bingo wing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew... walks away head held high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy once ask to lick my dirty pussy and for me to fart at the same time....

Strangly I declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh so this is how guys flirt with each other, quite funny and entertaining x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible to give a bj whilst wearing a gas mask.

So clench those buttocks, and hold it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noo my arms are nice... the rest of me is a state though...

Sorry I meant that directed at Bingo wing "

I want to see the glutes that go with the ... * cough * guns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a finger in your ass - block it at source.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol"

I thought he was polite, respectful and charming lol

The whole farting scenario is soooooo em, 'tasteful'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol

I thought he was polite, respectful and charming lol

The whole farting scenario is soooooo em, 'tasteful' "

He did make reference to giving my poor old mom one. And she has been dead for a while.

She would have laughed at his faux pax. And his guns probably.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Too fuckin funny!!! Best laugh of the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impossible to give a bj whilst wearing a gas mask.

So clench those buttocks, and hold it in "

Says the man with experience? Eh eh?!

I love the OP. I also love the haters.

Brilliantly brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's impossible to give a bj whilst wearing a gas mask.

So clench those buttocks, and hold it in

Says the man with experience? Eh eh?!

I love the OP. I also love the haters.

Brilliantly brilliant!! "

I love the way haters think there opinion counts hahahah.

Fact: my guns are huge!

Fact: I last for ,o more than 10 minutes fucking that's if there lucky..

Fact: my guns are huge!!

Fact: I cum quick.. And if you toss my salad ill blow my load fast.

BOOM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick a finger in your ass - block it at source. "

That's a good I idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol"

Hahaha "NOT"! .. Your so 90s.. Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol

I thought he was polite, respectful and charming lol

The whole farting scenario is soooooo em, 'tasteful'

He did make reference to giving my poor old mom one. And she has been dead for a while.

She would have laughed at his faux pax. And his guns probably. "

I didn't know she had passed away.. I would never intentionally hurt any ones feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.

Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.

Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe "

Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.

Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe

Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them .. "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.

Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe

Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..

Exactly "

Bloody women. They don't know a compliment when it's right in their face.....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.

Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe

Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..

Exactly

Bloody women. They don't know a compliment when it's right in their face..... "

In some cultures belching after food is a compliment so maybe a fart as he shoots his load should be counted the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.

Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe

Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..

Exactly

Bloody women. They don't know a compliment when it's right in their face.....

In some cultures belching after food is a compliment so maybe a fart as he shoots his load should be counted the same... "

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