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"Had a repairman visit my property this morning and as I show him into my living room I saw I left my flogger and bottle of lube on the side from the night before, I blushed, we avoided eye contact then he proceeded to manhandle my Christmas tree that was blocking his way to my cupboard like it owed him money, ornaments flying everywhere lol not impressed "*** Lube up until elbow and punish him. Not sure he deserves lube. Think about what he's done to your Christmas tree, while you punishing him. " Who's the man now you little bitch?" " Messing with my Christmas tree?" " Do you think manhandling my tree is cool,huh?" " How about a fist fight with me, huh? " ***Don't take your rings off***  | |||
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"Had a repairman visit my property this morning and as I show him into my living room I saw I left my flogger and bottle of lube on the side from the night before, I blushed, we avoided eye contact then he proceeded to manhandle my Christmas tree that was blocking his way to my cupboard like it owed him money, ornaments flying everywhere lol not impressed
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Lube up until elbow and punish him.
Not sure he deserves lube.
Think about what he's done to your Christmas tree, while you punishing him.
" Who's the man now you little bitch?"
" Messing with my Christmas tree?"
" Do you think manhandling my tree is cool,huh?"
" How about a fist fight with me, huh? "
***Don't take your rings off***
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"Smear lube over the top of the tree and ask if you can put it back up when he's finished "Turn him into the fairy….  | |||
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"Bless the poor tree. That man has seen enough women trying to recreate the start of porn movies. " | |||
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"Smear lube over the top of the tree and ask if you can put it back up when he's finished " | |||
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"Had a repairman visit my property this morning and as I show him into my living room I saw I left my flogger and bottle of lube on the side from the night before, I blushed, we avoided eye contact then he proceeded to manhandle my Christmas tree that was blocking his way to my cupboard like it owed him money, ornaments flying everywhere lol not impressed "If you knew he needed access to the cupboard why didn't you move it? Perhaps he thought you were going to try it on with him and he wanted to get out of there ASAP. | |||
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"Had a repairman visit my property this morning and as I show him into my living room I saw I left my flogger and bottle of lube on the side from the night before, I blushed, we avoided eye contact then he proceeded to manhandle my Christmas tree that was blocking his way to my cupboard like it owed him money, ornaments flying everywhere lol not impressed "finding a flogger and lube things I have had to move to one side whilst decorating at customers houses  | |||
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"Smear lube over the top of the tree and ask if you can put it back up when he's finished
Turn him into the fairy…. "I was going to say that. Thread the tree up his arse and put him on the top of the tree | |||
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"Had a repairman visit my property this morning and as I show him into my living room I saw I left my flogger and bottle of lube on the side from the night before, I blushed, we avoided eye contact then he proceeded to manhandle my Christmas tree that was blocking his way to my cupboard like it owed him money, ornaments flying everywhere lol not impressed "I'd have used your lube and fisted him up to my elbow if he'd done that to my chrimbo tree | |||
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"Had a repairman visit my property this morning and as I show him into my living room I saw I left my flogger and bottle of lube on the side from the night before, I blushed, we avoided eye contact then he proceeded to manhandle my Christmas tree that was blocking his way to my cupboard like it owed him money, ornaments flying everywhere lol not impressed
If you knew he needed access to the cupboard why didn't you move it?
Perhaps he thought you were going to try it on with him and he wanted to get out of there ASAP.
"Because I didn't know he needed access to my cupboard he should've been tinkering in my kitchen around my boiler though my fuse box is in that cupboard, just didn't occur to me. An id never try it on with a random repairman so there was no need for him to beat up my tree and run lol like alot of people he was on the clock so probably rushing to get to another appointment  | |||
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" I'd have used your lube and fisted him up to my elbow if he'd done that to my chrimbo tree "Haha | |||
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