FabSwingers.com forum: quickest ever meet!!!

By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

So for months been chatting, texting and talking with guy. organising a meet, but its pretty hot and decided to forgoe the social and meet. He knows i have had some poor previous meets and we discussed in great details what we both like, flirted and got down to basics quite a lot. so he arrives and 25 minutes later, he done the deed and off. I honest thought when he stood up that he was just getting ready to continue !

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

I hope its the guy I saw the other day whos one and only veri was just the words "Showed up."

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

25 mins, guy got stamina hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Oh.

I hope its the guy I saw the other day whos one and only veri was just the words "Showed up."

I don't know about anyone else but think that deserves adding to the "ooooof" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

You've just _ot to giggle... Really.

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"You've just _ot to giggle... Really."

well there was nothing left to do !!!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
51 weeks ago

London

"You've just _ot to giggle... Really.

well there was nothing left to do !!!!"

Providing he'd helped you to cum

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By *J_OuizziCouple
51 weeks ago

Nottingham

Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

For a meet that quick (I've had a few like that) probably only interested in what he was getting

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By *ucka39Man
51 weeks ago

Newcastle

Wow

That is some record

much prefer at least over an hour depending upon the chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Maybe nerves got the better of him, or he was embarrassed that it was over quickly after so much build-up.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

God forbid the guys reading these, shameful!!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer."

yea - coffee date lasted 3 hours

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"You've just _ot to giggle... Really.

well there was nothing left to do !!!!

Providing he'd helped you to cum

that would have been a 'thing' ............. nope

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By *hatbiatchWoman
51 weeks ago

craigavon

Spent 10 mins with a guy 1 evening, we met for a social , he spent the whole time on the phone to some woman on tinder who he was planning to meet once he left me … only met me so I’d verify him so he could meet another woman off fab who only would meet verified guys… needless to say I turned down his request for a veri after making my excuses to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

And we all wonder why us men get treated like bits of crap when troglodytes make it tough for the decent gents

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By *cottish guy 555Man
51 weeks ago

London

"You've just _ot to giggle... Really.

well there was nothing left to do !!!!

Providing he'd helped you to cum

that would have been a 'thing' ............. nope"

Then there is no excuse.

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By *J_OuizziCouple
51 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer.

yea - coffee date lasted 3 hours"

Was it good?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

What’s the issue?

If he had time you had time

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Spent 10 mins with a guy 1 evening, we met for a social , he spent the whole time on the phone to some woman on tinder who he was planning to meet once he left me … only met me so I’d verify him so he could meet another woman off fab who only would meet verified guys… needless to say I turned down his request for a veri after making my excuses to leave

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer.

yea - coffee date lasted 3 hours

Was it good?"

yes it was - but he also has 'ex' issues to resolve and not getting involved in that - just want some uncomplicated fun that lasts for hours!!! didnt think that was too much to ask!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"What’s the issue?

If he had time you had time

remind me not to meet you!

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By *tephanjMan
51 weeks ago

Kettering

That's awful maybe his wife was waiting for him

. It's not something I could ever do

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"What’s the issue?

If he had time you had time

remind me not to meet you!"

Crashed and burned

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By *J_OuizziCouple
51 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer.

yea - coffee date lasted 3 hours

Was it good?

yes it was - but he also has 'ex' issues to resolve and not getting involved in that - just want some uncomplicated fun that lasts for hours!!! didnt think that was too much to ask!"

It's not unreasonable. I'm glad you at least enjoyed the coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

That is disappointing behaviour... Sorry OP. I hope you told him to fix up?

This shit is exactly why women tend not to go for quick meets and one-offs. So often it's just a hit n run and you're left wondering why you bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"So for months been chatting, texting and talking with guy. organising a meet, but its pretty hot and decided to forgoe the social and meet. He knows i have had some poor previous meets and we discussed in great details what we both like, flirted and got down to basics quite a lot. so he arrives and 25 minutes later, he done the deed and off. I honest thought when he stood up that he was just getting ready to continue !

Did he at least do the deed well

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Did he at least do the deed well

No she mentions up there he didn’t make her cum !

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Keep replies in the forum lads. Most of my DMs get deleted unopened anyway.

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By *inky ChefMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

I was going to write a nice comment to cheer you up, but then I read THE THING on the end of your bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Didn't he do well. Come and have a look at what you could’ve won.

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By *inkForLifeCouple
51 weeks ago

North Shields

Funny how different we all are. That's about 20minutes too long for us. The quicker they come in and cum the better for us!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"I was going to write a nice comment to cheer you up, but then I read THE THING on the end of your bio.

read 'the thing' ... and now you blocked me ?? i dont even know what 'the thing' is!

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By *ndypandy69Man
51 weeks ago

Telford

Met a guy with a former ladyfriend, he talked the talk and loved her pics and told use exactly what he'd like to do with her. We met for a drink in a hotel we were staying at and the expectation was that if all went well we would invite him up to the bedroom. He arrived late for a drink but we got on and we were both up for a 3 some. She gave the signal that she wanted to go ahead and went up to the room. I told him it was on and he came with me to find her in her lingerie. We both started to play with her, he was stroking her breasts and she had his cock in her hand. Next we knew he'd cum over her breasts, we t to the bathroom, got dressed and said he had to leave because he had a long journey!

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By *edonistalMan
51 weeks ago

West Herts

"Keep replies in the forum lads. Most of my DMs get deleted unopened anyway."

Is that why mine got deleted then?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Met a guy with a former ladyfriend, he talked the talk and loved her pics and told use exactly what he'd like to do with her. We met for a drink in a hotel we were staying at and the expectation was that if all went well we would invite him up to the bedroom. He arrived late for a drink but we got on and we were both up for a 3 some. She gave the signal that she wanted to go ahead and went up to the room. I told him it was on and he came with me to find her in her lingerie. We both started to play with her, he was stroking her breasts and she had his cock in her hand. Next we knew he'd cum over her breasts, we t to the bathroom, got dressed and said he had to leave because he had a long journey!"

Bless. Sometimes it's all a bit too exciting for them...

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By *rs BxxWoman
51 weeks ago

Chippenham, Wiltshire.

Met a guy at mine who I had chatted with at the airport while waiting to board. We chatted for while on WhatsApp and arranged for an afternoon of fun. He was here 20 minutes and 5 of those were spent in the shower. Needless to say he didn't get a verification

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

My quickest ever meet was less than 5 mins.... When he showed up he looked absolutely nothing like his profile photos....was way smaller in height & also alot older than age stated on profile....

I sat there dumbfounded unable to speak....the words finally came out as I stood up to leave....I just said "who's the guy in your photos, cos it most certainly isn't you"....I legged it outta there as quick as I could.....

Very disappointing because I did feel a strong connection with the Cat-Fish when we chatted....We chatted for months before the meet....He always made some excuse not to vid call!!!! So I relied on the pics he sent through the app....It wasn't on here though....met him through another app which I've long since left ....

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Err no.

"What’s the issue?

If he had time you had time

remind me not to meet you!

Crashed and burned

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By *edonistalMan
51 weeks ago

West Herts

Yes, I just looked at your profile and I couldn't see "the thing"? Did notice a fair bit of confectionery though. "And all because the lady loves Milk Tray"

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By *edonistalMan
51 weeks ago

West Herts

Why did he bother as he must have known he was going to be found out when you finally met? I just don't get some people.

Maybe that was his buzz from meeting you?

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By *orphia2003Woman
51 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Quickest was about 2 minutes. Chatted quite a lot to a woman on another site. Exchanged photos (nothing explicit) agreed to meet and she turned out to be a he, at least 30 years older.

When questioned, turned out the pictures were of his adult daughter.

Never seen a fat Welsh woman run out of a pub so fast

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By *uri00620Woman
51 weeks ago

Croydon

I had a meet where he arrived, had a wank and left. Turns out he didn't want more bc he was married he said and didn't want to cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Jesus Christ.

This hasn't happened to me..... Yet.

Also there's proof in this thread that speaking to someone for months before doesn't guarantee anything like some would suggest it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

quickest was 5 mins and 3 of those were spent getting dressed .

weeks of chatting ...going over what went wrong on other meets .likes , dislikes ....in particular we talked about mutual satisfaction....

he did 2 pumps and rolled over like he died ...yes he came so I'm thinking ok round 2 ...nope man offers me a cuppa and starts to dress.....spent the next week running me down on when we could meet again....I gave him the brutal overview and then asked him if he were me if he'd want to meet again , he said no and apologized ...then deleted his fab account.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
51 weeks ago

North West

"Why did he bother as he must have known he was going to be found out when you finally met? I just don't get some people.

Maybe that was his buzz from meeting you?

Some people just want to get their rocks off ASAP. Cheaper to meet off here than to pay for it elsewhere (or so some people have said before).

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Quickest was about 2 minutes. Chatted quite a lot to a woman on another site. Exchanged photos (nothing explicit) agreed to meet and she turned out to be a he, at least 30 years older.

When questioned, turned out the pictures were of his adult daughter.

Never seen a fat Welsh woman run out of a pub so fast

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SAY what now

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

"Jesus Christ.

This hasn't happened to me..... Yet.

Also there's proof in this thread that speaking to someone for months before doesn't guarantee anything like some would suggest it does.

I've always thought this about Fab. People can present a particular front and can be very convincing, only to get what they want before showing their true colours. It's why, and rightly so, many users with always keep their guard up. But like after months of talking, you think you know them therefore you drop your guard just enough to meet.

I'm sorry this happened yo the OP, but I imagine it happens all the time and will continue to happen.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Central

As a couple we met a guy once, for about 10 minutes. Most of that wasn't sexual, which was for less than a minute. He pretty much came in his pants and said goodbye. Messages later asking for more meets were declined

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By *hriscooperMan
51 weeks ago

Warrington

Wow... Most of us must be classed as a David Goggins type super athlete then going off some of these comments..

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"Yes, I just looked at your profile and I couldn't see "the thing"? Did notice a fair bit of confectionery though. "And all because the lady loves Milk Tray"

Who doesn't like chocolate! Its reliable

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
51 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

If I met a lady I would like to spend as much time as possible with her. I few weeks ago I was chatting to what I thought was a lady and we going to meet for coffee,but she had completely vanished of Fab the next day.

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By *edonistalMan
51 weeks ago

West Herts

[Removed by poster at 29/11/23 01:49:45]

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By *edonistalMan
51 weeks ago

West Herts

Happy to chat if you want to, but can't message you as you've blocked all my sex! You'll have to message me?

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By *stonDBS2Man
51 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

Fastest arranged meet was a gamble, couple with no pics,hubby assuring me wife wanted gangbang scenario, when might that be i asked, well tonight?

Messaged 4 guys i knew to be dependable, not a time to take message-pot luck, she was off the scale sexy, night was amazing!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

Happy to chat if you want to, but can't message you as you've blocked all my sex! You'll have to message me

yea blocked everyone too many messages,

sent you one now though

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By *entle_lover_xMan
51 weeks ago

Great Dunmow

Sorry but made me laugh. Did he wipe his cock on the curtains on the way out? I think I've had shorter meetings but that has been agreed beforehand that a real quickie - the lady being very time constrained not me and just wanting a real quick fuck or to give a quick blow job.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
51 weeks ago

Great Dunmow

"Funny how different we all are. That's about 20minutes too long for us. The quicker they come in and cum the better for us! "

lol indeed many ladies and couples like that. I've just remembered a late night meet with a couple where it probably was 5 mins. She just went hell for leather to make me cum in her mouth as quickly as possible.

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By *ames-77Man
51 weeks ago

milton keynes

Not quite sure what the meaning of this post is ? Is the OP referring to how quick he cum or how quick she decided to meet him

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

Once i was over the initial shock it was over yea i laughed to.

He had claimed to be 'good' not quite sure of context now!

Quicky was not requested

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By *ames-77Man
51 weeks ago

milton keynes

"For a meet that quick (I've had a few like that) probably only interested in what he was getting"

Yeah exactly that answers her question he got the quick invite took his chance and came and got what he wanted left laughing

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By *ealitybitesMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

My one and only spontaneous meet when we first chatted on a Saturday evening and she messaged on Sunday morning to see if I could help with her hangover horn.

She was staying in a very posh hotel an hour away but was extremely well verified and I was passing on my way somewhere else anyway.

Got to her room, she opened the door naked and said can we just do this and asked me to make her cum with just my fingers and tongue.

20 mins later she got a call from her friends in the next room to go to breakfast and she thanked me for my help and I left.

I was back in my car and on the road less than 30 mins after arriving and I had remained fully dressed the entire time and she hadn't touched me sexually at all.

She messaged late that night to thank me for my help and for being a gent and then blocked me.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
51 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I had a meet where he arrived, had a wank and left. Turns out he didn't want more bc he was married he said and didn't want to cheat

Ive had a few of these...

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Had two meets off here and both were afternoon sessions so no

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I’d hate to be one of these people….

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By *olf and RedCouple
51 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

A long time ago met someone, ex left me with him to get something from other room. I literally touched his cock for a few seconds. He cum over himself and hadn’t even touched me. Ex came back in thinking there would be lots of action. To be fair. I did feel for the guy. He was embarrassed, I tried to tell him it was ok, but he quickly left.

Red

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By *ornycougaWoman
51 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Had a few that have lasted less than 5 mins because they didn't look like their pics or they were a complete dick.

I had one very hot 15 min hook up with a FB when we were both on a schedule. He also had a broken arm so was out of action. As his oral skills were next level so I proposed a quickie oral only meet. I told him he could be a quick as he wanted - provided we made each other cum. Mission accomplished, he was gone in less than 15 mins. It's not my usual MO!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Still waiting for my first meet

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

After months of waiting I'm not surprised. Poor bloke

Mrs C

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By *apnDomMan
51 weeks ago

London

Maybe you just weren't his type

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Blimey.. Wham, bham, thank you m'am!

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By *heelerMan
51 weeks ago

Northants

"Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer.

yea - coffee date lasted 3 hours

Was it good?"

How about the coffee was that good too ?.

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By *owhereManMan
51 weeks ago

tamworth

Did he steal your kitkat on the way out?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
51 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Bet all your recent veris are thinking I hope everyone doesn’t think she’s talking about me!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

In and out in no time. Very efficient!

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By *ylonfan73Man
51 weeks ago

west yorkshire

I could have had 3 sessions in that space of time

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

It's not about time but the quality of time that is spent together.

I have had both wonderful short and long meets and some not so.

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By *ogerroger69Man
51 weeks ago

West Yorks

I once messaged a local guy and within 10mins he pulled up at my house in his van and we were in a 69 on my living room sucking each others hard cocks. The pleasures of Fab!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
51 weeks ago

Maidstone

Looking at it from another point of view, I wouldn't want someone hanging around for more just to be polite.

I go into my meets with no expectations, especially a first meet. Means you're less likely to be left disappointed. It works for me.

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"Was this the meet you were talking about in chat this morning?

I bet the coffee date lasted longer.

yea - coffee date lasted 3 hours

Was it good?

How about the coffee was that good too ?."

Coffee was lovely, chatted loads, went for food and 3 hours later departed.

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

Did he steal your kitkat on the way out?!"

there was a spare one - oh if only he had asked

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"Bet all your recent veris are thinking I hope everyone doesn’t think she’s talking about me! "

they know me better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

On the positive side.

He did turn up.

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

some very interesting view points and i did think that perhaps as suggested, i wasnt for him - he didnt have to continue! he could have had the offered coffee.

The time chatting and not meeting was due to both parties work committments, we had tried before to meet but with work, kids (his not mine) and other issues it hadn't happened.

There were a lot of videos and chats etc, so it wasnt just a quick hook up -

It is what it is - I move on - trying not to think how/what could have been different - my final conclusion - wrong bloke !

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By *imi_RougeWoman
51 weeks ago

Portsmouth

38 minutes... From him coming in the door to going back out the door. And this was someone I'd already met a couple of times and I'd told him I'd like a couple of hours. Needless to say he got told and blocked after that.

Then he came crawling back again a few months ago, so he got told again.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

For what it's worth....

I do think alot of guys just want to 'dump' & go....harsh reality really

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"38 minutes... From him coming in the door to going back out the door. And this was someone I'd already met a couple of times and I'd told him I'd like a couple of hours. Needless to say he got told and blocked after that.

Then he came crawling back again a few months ago, so he got told again. "

38 minutes? What do you do with the other 36 minutes?! Talk and stuff??

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By *Cups32Woman
51 weeks ago

Colne

My first ever fab meet was about half an hour... Took me longer to get ready.

I then promptly invited someone else round the same night for some better attention.

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By *apnDomMan
51 weeks ago

London

"some very interesting view points and i did think that perhaps as suggested, i wasnt for him - he didnt have to continue! he could have had the offered coffee.

The time chatting and not meeting was due to both parties work committments, we had tried before to meet but with work, kids (his not mine) and other issues it hadn't happened.

There were a lot of videos and chats etc, so it wasnt just a quick hook up -

It is what it is - I move on - trying not to think how/what could have been different - my final conclusion - wrong bloke !"

Sometimes you meet people you're okay with until the clothes drop, and then you just don't feel much of a spark despite trying. Happens.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
51 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"For what it's worth....

I do think alot of guys just want to 'dump' & go....harsh reality really "

You're not wrong!

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By *apnDomMan
51 weeks ago

London

"My first ever fab meet was about half an hour... Took me longer to get ready.

I then promptly invited someone else round the same night for some better attention.

I once met a woman, she invited me up to her place, she sucks my cock for a little bit, 2 minutes tops no cum, and then goes to the bathroom for half an hour, letting me sit on the bed with a hard cock, and then she comes out, completely dressed again and tells me I can go now. Um confused pikachu face

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By *owhereManMan
51 weeks ago

tamworth

Did he steal your kitkat on the way out?!

there was a spare one - oh if only he had asked

If it was a chunky kitkat it would have lasted longer than the meet

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By *d4fun73Man
51 weeks ago

Shipley

25 mins that's just the foreplay!

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By *d4fun73Man
51 weeks ago

Shipley

"Oh.

I hope its the guy I saw the other day whos one and only veri was just the words "Showed up."

Why would anyone display that!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

Did he steal your kitkat on the way out?!

there was a spare one - oh if only he had asked

and definitely more rewarding

If it was a chunky kitkat it would have lasted longer than the meet

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51 weeks ago

"Oh.

I hope its the guy I saw the other day whos one and only veri was just the words "Showed up."

Why would anyone display that!"

at least we know he turns up. Look how many time waster there are around. He’s now one rung up that ladder at least!

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By *d4fun73Man
51 weeks ago

Shipley

"Oh.

I hope its the guy I saw the other day whos one and only veri was just the words "Showed up."

Why would anyone display that!

at least we know he turns up. Look how many time waster there are around. He’s now one rung up that ladder at least!

True I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

25 minutes!!! The lad has stamina!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
51 weeks ago

Mold

And he didn't even finish painting you

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I was going to write a nice comment to cheer you up, but then I read THE THING on the end of your bio.

read 'the thing' ... and now you blocked me ?? i dont even know what 'the thing' is!"

Must’ve been the “happy fabbing” some guys would rather be miserable on here and whinge all the time.

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51 weeks ago

"My first ever fab meet was about half an hour... Took me longer to get ready.

I then promptly invited someone else round the same night for some better attention.

Did you hear her crying in bathroom?

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By *VineMan
51 weeks ago

The right place

I honestly don’t know what my shortest meet was. I’m not into fuck and go meetings.

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By *trueceltMan
51 weeks ago

Bristol

Wow I feel like an absolute stud after reading some of the experiences here! It happens though. Hopefully the next meet will be so go it blasts away the memory of the last one

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By *hantelle-La-SlutTV/TS
51 weeks ago

South Birmingham

From experience the more question they ask and the most they talk about what they are going to do this and this etc... the more they can't keep it up for long and just talk a good game.

The real men who last and make sure I get pleasure as well don't say anything really about what they will do during a meet.

And speaking for month with one person is most likely going to lead to disappointment.

This is also one of the reason i won't drive a long way either for a 121 meet, drive 40 min turn up and he is done after 5 min makes me boil. Now i let them come to me if they don't like that they can f off

Also had men where their cock is not the one advertised on their profile i just tell them to leave.

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By *inky ChefMan
51 weeks ago

Norwich

"I was going to write a nice comment to cheer you up, but then I read THE THING on the end of your bio.

read 'the thing' ... and now you blocked me ?? i dont even know what 'the thing' is!"

***

(You can,but)Shouldn't put all your preferences in your bio.

Especially, if it sends a racist vibe.

The only people I block straight away.

Against my principles, even if you put it extremely polite.

I'm Caucasian, but don't look white.

I'm getting racism from people of all color. Polite ones are just slightly better.

Yesterday I needed to show my Hungarian I.D. and Driving licence at work, because someone didn't believe I'm Europian.

He was a nice guy, but didn't think or look properly before saying things.

Didn't make a big deal about it, but I won't put my head down in this kind of situations.

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By *eardedman7Man
51 weeks ago

Berkshire

wow, disgraceful

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By *agnar1980Man
51 weeks ago

Poole

To be honest & maybe open myself have the piss taken but my first only meet was short & sweet as I hadn’t had sex in over a year but neither had the lady. It was about 40 minute meet. She did say she enjoyed it & came but I’m not sure did cum. Looking back on the meet I would have done things different but I caught up in the moment. It knocked my confidence & I haven’t had another meet for again nearly 2 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Had a few that have lasted less than 5 mins because they didn't look like their pics or they were a complete dick.

That's awesome and I bet that was very hot.

That's the kind of meet with someone you know well that's needs a high five after and you both smile about it smugly after.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I can beat that.. chatted with a guy on n off for a few years met a couple of times for a kiss in the car had a free house one evening so invited him over.. he arrived at 6.10 and was gone by 6.20.. honestly a quick kiss a touch and 2 pumps and he was done, turns out his bird was home from work early so he didnt have the time

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
51 weeks ago

hexham

I had a guy message me and ask to meet, a bit chat back and forth and he decided to drive a two hour journey to come and have fun.

He arrived rang the doorbell to tell me he couldn’t go through with it, apologised and drove home.

Later when I messaged him and asked why he hadn’t just messaged me to say he had changed his mind. He said he didn’t want to come across as tge type of guy who just didn’t show up for a meet!

It still bamboozles me to this day!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

And he didn't even finish painting you

no - disgraceful eh!

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By *ot to giggle OP Woman
51 weeks ago

Coventry

"I was going to write a nice comment to cheer you up, but then I read THE THING on the end of your bio.

read 'the thing' ... and now you blocked me ?? i dont even know what 'the thing' is!

***

(You can,but)Shouldn't put all your preferences in your bio.

Especially, if it sends a racist vibe.

The only people I block straight away.

Against my principles, even if you put it extremely polite.

I'm Caucasian, but don't look white.

I'm getting racism from people of all color. Polite ones are just slightly better.

Yesterday I needed to show my Hungarian I.D. and Driving licence at work, because someone didn't believe I'm Europian.

He was a nice guy, but didn't think or look properly before saying things.

Didn't make a big deal about it, but I won't put my head down in this kind of situations.

i have a sexual preference! my choice - nothing to do with the person, i also dont like dominant which i have also listed. I have guys as friends from everywhere and i dont fuck most of them. Its not there to offend but stop some people wasting their time, i chat to and flirt with a lot of guys of colour joking about being my 1st,

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By *.DickyFitzwell..Man
51 weeks ago

Colchester

Don’t be tarring us all with the same brush

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Bristol

Went to meet a guy (long journey to get there)

We had sex (just about)

He spunked in under half an hour

The meet was over.

I left.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

He had a busy day ahead. Gotta bang these jobs out ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I make all my meets as quick and painless as possible, because I’m mostly certain they won’t enjoy it, so I think why make them wait 45 mins to know they didn’t enjoy it when I can just be done in 5 and we can both get on with our lives

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By *.DickyFitzwell..Man
51 weeks ago

Colchester

Well this does make me feel better, surely If excitement does get the better of you, which does happen, it’s all about continuing and pleasing the lady to the full which brings back the lust and it’s all systems go again and again

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By *D productionsMan
51 weeks ago

London

I’m not gonna lie that was not good. Especially where you was expecting multiple rounds.

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By *apnDomMan
51 weeks ago

London

I had a guy message me and ask to meet, a bit chat back and forth and he decided to drive a two hour journey to come and have fun.

He arrived rang the doorbell to tell me he couldn’t go through with it, apologised and drove home.

Later when I messaged him and asked why he hadn’t just messaged me to say he had changed his mind. He said he didn’t want to come across as tge type of guy who just didn’t show up for a meet!

It still bamboozles me to this day!

Sounds like you didn't look like what he expected. But hey, at least he was polite about it.

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By *apnDomMan
51 weeks ago

London

"Went to meet a guy (long journey to get there)

We had sex (just about)

He spunked in under half an hour

The meet was over.

I left."

Half hour is a good time? What do you expect? Him moving in or something?

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By *agic johnsonMan
51 weeks ago

morden

Aaah the old panda visit . Eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

These are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I’d be asleep and all 25 min . In my dreams

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