FabSwingers.com forum: Mephistopheles’ Maliferous Match Up

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Greetings my fine people

Mephistopheles here; I’ve been known by a myriad of different names over the centuries but you may remember me best from such Biblical stories as tempting Eve with the forbidden apple in the Garden Of Eden and tormenting poor old Job by relieving him of all his worldly goods, killing off his entire family one by one and then afflicting him with the most heinous, pernicious and agonising disease that I could manifest.

Ahhh….good times

Any way, Cupid’s taking a break so I’m here to match you all up for exquisite pleasures of the flesh today

And all you have to do:

Simply list TWO things that would instantly put you off a potential sexual partner.

Now sit back with your pants strategically around your ankles and study everyone else’s answers.

See an exact match to yours? Wonderful! You are destined to get together with said person and copulate like wanton beasts!

Oh….did I happen to mention that by participating, I get to keep your immortal souls? Ahhhh….well, I’m sure the sex will be great as a small token of compensation.

Good luck my fine folks

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What happened to Faust? "

Doctor Faustus is sitting next to me right now.

Well….his soul is at least, in a jar

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Bad hygiene

Ignoring boundaries