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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders " I’m not Alladin, but I’d be rubbing something…. | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders " In | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders " Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out. J | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out. J" I'm afraid my calendar doesn't have that kind of availability. We only allow bookings for up to 4 hours on new clients | |||
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"Sign up for my evening class. It’s on Wednesdays at 7pm. " Damn it. I would have been there but I’m at a wooden Xmas dildo carving workshop on Wednesday! | |||
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"I'm not telling you, it wouldn't work if I blab what it is. " Tell me! Probably still won’t work though. | |||
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"I'm sorry dear fellow but I will not be divulging my woo'ing secrets. " Why not? I won’t tell. | |||
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"Say “grab your coat - you’ve pulled” Works every time " I’m not taking my coat off! It’s flipping freezing! | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders " I can dig it. Been a while since I’ve been cave exploring! What equipment do i need? | |||
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"I haven't a clue, but it seems to work " Hey if it works it works! | |||
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"Faf?" I thought you’d never ask? Now get in my bed and bring those rubber ducks that I like. | |||
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"I can't believe nobody saud cake yet? " What? | |||
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"I leave my filters up and hide most of my pictures " That’s not a seduction technique. That’s filtering out the the masses. How would you seduce your ideal lover if you were so inclined? | |||
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"Get ya coat you’ve pulled , play your cards right I’ll buy you some chip too " Can’t say no to chips! | |||
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"Shove my boobs in their face and flutter my eyelashes at them." Fair play. I bet that is a high percentage of success technique. | |||
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"Show you my Harry Potter collection " Goblet of fire is my favourite tbh. | |||
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"I leave my filters up and hide most of my pictures That’s not a seduction technique. That’s filtering out the the masses. How would you seduce your ideal lover if you were so inclined? " I'd kick them out and read a book | |||
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"Add a hint of scarlet" What does that mean? | |||
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"A quick squeeze on the thigh underneath the coffee table " Good move. Physical contact. Shows interest but not too presumptuous. You’ll know sharpish if it’s gonna be your night! | |||
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"Caveman style, club 'em and over the shoulder " Yeah but does it work in 2023? | |||
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"Say “grab your coat - you’ve pulled” Works every time I’m not taking my coat off! It’s flipping freezing! " You put your coat on silly | |||
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"Club head. Take by hair. Drag to cave." *note to self, read earlier answers before posting to avoid embarrassing repetition * | |||
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"Faf?" As you're asking | |||
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"I would tell, but then the birds might want you instead of me. I can’t be having that. " There’s plenty of birds. And fish. And chips. I wouldn’t worry about it. | |||
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"Add a hint of scarlet What does that mean?" It was a reference to my user name, also implying that I add my own technique. Kinda loses something when you have to explain it | |||
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"Club head. Take by hair. Drag to cave. *note to self, read earlier answers before posting to avoid embarrassing repetition *" Yeah the old club and cave was where it was at in 2016. These days there’s too much red tape involved! | |||
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"I’d leave a chocolate trail to the bed and have a chocolate fountain at the bottom of the bed so they could dip their knob in it and I could suck them clean. " I think you might be the winner! Would be worth the trip to A & E! | |||
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"I’d leave a chocolate trail to the bed and have a chocolate fountain at the bottom of the bed so they could dip their knob in it and I could suck them clean. " Holy fucking christ | |||
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"Add a hint of scarlet" • This makes perfect sense. | |||
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