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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders I’m not Alladin, but I’d be rubbing something…. | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders In | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out. | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders I'm afraid my calendar doesn't have that kind of availability. We only allow bookings for up to 4 hours on new clients | |||
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"Sign up for my evening class. It’s on Wednesdays at 7pm. " Damn it. I would have been there but I’m at a wooden Xmas dildo carving workshop on Wednesday! | |||
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"I'm not telling you, it wouldn't work if I blab what it is. " Tell me! Probably still won’t work though. | |||
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"I'm sorry dear fellow but I will not be divulging my woo'ing secrets. Why not? I won’t tell. | |||
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"Say “grab your coat - you’ve pulled” Works every time I’m not taking my coat off! It’s flipping freezing! | |||
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"Spread my legs, slap my cunt and ask if they want to explore my cave of wonders I can dig it. Been a while since I’ve been cave exploring! What equipment do i need? | |||
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"I haven't a clue, but it seems to work Hey if it works it works! | |||
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"Faf?" I thought you’d never ask? Now get in my bed and bring those rubber ducks that I like. | |||
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"I can't believe nobody saud cake yet? What? | |||
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"I leave my filters up and hide most of my pictures " That’s not a seduction technique. That’s filtering out the the masses. How would you seduce your ideal lover if you were so inclined? | |||
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"Get ya coat you’ve pulled , play your cards right I’ll buy you some chip too " Can’t say no to chips! | |||
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"Shove my boobs in their face and flutter my eyelashes at them." Fair play. I bet that is a high percentage of success technique. | |||
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"Show you my Harry Potter collection " Goblet of fire is my favourite tbh. | |||
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"I leave my filters up and hide most of my pictures That’s not a seduction technique. That’s filtering out the the masses. How would you seduce your ideal lover if you were so inclined? " I'd kick them out and read a book | |||
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"Add a hint of scarlet What does that mean? | |||
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"A quick squeeze on the thigh underneath the coffee table Good move. Physical contact. Shows interest but not too presumptuous. You’ll know sharpish if it’s gonna be your night! | |||
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"Caveman style, club 'em and over the shoulder Yeah but does it work in 2023? | |||
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"Say “grab your coat - you’ve pulled” Works every time You put your coat on silly | |||
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"Club head. Take by hair. Drag to cave." *note to self, read earlier answers before posting to avoid embarrassing repetition * | |||
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"Faf?" As you're asking | |||
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"I would tell, but then the birds might want you instead of me. I can’t be having that. " There’s plenty of birds. And fish. And chips. I wouldn’t worry about it. | |||
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"Club head. Take by hair. Drag to cave. *note to self, read earlier answers before posting to avoid embarrassing repetition *" Yeah the old club and cave was where it was at in 2016. These days there’s too much red tape involved! | |||
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"I’d leave a chocolate trail to the bed and have a chocolate fountain at the bottom of the bed so they could dip their knob in it and I could suck them clean. " I think you might be the winner! Would be worth the trip to A & E! | |||
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"I’d leave a chocolate trail to the bed and have a chocolate fountain at the bottom of the bed so they could dip their knob in it and I could suck them clean. " Holy fucking christ | |||
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"Add a hint of scarlet • This makes perfect sense. | |||
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