FabSwingers.com forum: Guilty pleasure for the profile above.

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

So we all have one. Whether it's collecting stamps or playing with your bum. What is the above profiles guilty pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a lovely collection of Lynx, all the way back to the 80s

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has a lovely collection of Lynx, all the way back to the 80s"

Has a collection of speeding fines and uses the paper copies to make origami geese

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Has a lovely collection of Lynx, all the way back to the 80s

Has a collection of speeding fines and uses the paper copies to make origami geese "

Likes the smell of slightly off milk

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Occasionally wears clothes for a shameful thrill.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Wears a large butt plug to work sometimes

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By *xmcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

Sniffs Gym benches

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Sniffs Jim Bench's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns the entire back catalogues from the Spice Girls, Girls Aloud, and Bananarama.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

An ardent follower of passion... ^

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"An ardent follower of passion... ^"

Plays Quidditch

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"An ardent follower of passion... ^

Plays Quidditch"

Likes stealing the candy from babies

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"An ardent follower of passion... ^

Plays Quidditch

Likes stealing the candy from babies "

Robs old ladies of their husbands

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"An ardent follower of passion... ^

Plays Quidditch

Likes stealing the candy from babies

Robs old ladies of their husbands"
definitely masturbates up trees

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"An ardent follower of passion... ^

Plays Quidditch

Likes stealing the candy from babies

Robs old ladies of their husbandsdefinitely masturbates up trees"

Likes pretending to be a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has perfected looking wistful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binged all the seasons of Love Island in two weeks

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Stopping buildings from falling over.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Collecting oils for lubricant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a scented candle in every room of the house

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Has a milk bath every fortnight

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Is farting in their profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves the Twilight movies, and The Vampire Diaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves the coffee Revels

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Is a secret tea drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chanel Rouge Allure

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Will breastfeed hungry truckers if they ask nicely

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Puts toenail clippings in bags of crisps and feeds it to her lover's post sex

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has an unhealthy addiction of eating pickles straight out of the jar at 2 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights…."

Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Turning donuts into ring donuts in a kinky way

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….

Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.

Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate”

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….

Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.

Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate” "

Runs topless

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….

Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.

Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate” "

Gives away llamas after sex.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….

Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.

Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate”

Gives away llamas after sex."

Times himself wanking

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….

Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.

Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate”

Gives away llamas after sex.

Times himself wanking"

Only rolls the sleeve up AFTER visiting the farm animals.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Watches Frozen every evening. Knows the entire script.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Listening to pop marster

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

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Collects Stanley knifes

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Writes for Razzle stories section

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer "

Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer

Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons

Chucks nuns, clubs seals.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer

Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons

Chucks nuns, clubs seals."

Watching The Sandbaggers on Youtube

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer

Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons

Chucks nuns, clubs seals.

Watching The Sandbaggers on Youtube

Oh you're good!

Waiting for every New Year eagerly, just to be able to say:

"This year I shall finally, finally put my pantomime addiction behind me."

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer

Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons

Chucks nuns, clubs seals.

Watching The Sandbaggers on Youtube

Oh you're good!

Waiting for every New Year eagerly, just to be able to say:

"This year I shall finally, finally put my pantomime addiction behind me.""

Using Tabasco sauce and oil as a lubricant for masturbation

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends."

Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.

Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses

Sitting on road cones

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.

Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses

Sitting on road cones

Just anything involving road cones, stilettos, and sleeping bags really.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.

Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses

Sitting on road cones

Just anything involving road cones, stilettos, and sleeping bags really."

Watching Nickleodeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing coins from wishing wells

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.

Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses

Sitting on road cones

Just anything involving road cones, stilettos, and sleeping bags really.

Watching Nickleodeon"

Has Pinky And The Brain Come Back?

You -...errrmmm...probably watching Pinky And The Brain Too

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee "

Rick-rolling unsuspecting forumites

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee

Rick-rolling unsuspecting forumites

Actually being a Trekkie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Actually being a Trekkie

Wearing Crocs

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Actually being a Trekkie

Wearing Crocs

Collects Toby mugs

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Smears his arse with peanut butter and hangs it out of his kitchen window for next doors cat to lick clean.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Actually being a Trekkie

Wearing Crocs

That is not nice

Uuuurrrrggghhh now I have to see the c-word

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Smears his arse with peanut butter and hangs it out of his kitchen window for next doors cat to lick clean."

Licks said ass after the cat

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Breeds cats trained to like peanut butter.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Owns a peanut butter factory.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Watches EastEnders in trackies.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Watches EastEnders in trackies. "

Uses the Henry Hoover to suck himself off

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Watches EastEnders in trackies. "

Watches for trackies on Eastenders.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Licks belly buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picks his nose with matchmakers and eats them

Only orange ones obvs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Sticks a bar of soap up his bum in the shower then blows bubbles

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Farts in a resealable bag and keeps it in the freezer.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Farts in a resealable bag and keeps it in the freezer. "

Enjoys taking extra time to search out the warmest, most recently used toilet seat in motorway service stations

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

A secret Guinness drinker

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"A secret Guinness drinker"

Collects deflated balloons

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A secret Guinness drinker

Collects deflated balloons

Enjoys painting boiled eggs

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Deliberately running over the toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spit roast with cocktails

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Showers in Irn Bru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showers in Irn Bru. "

All the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Showers in Irn Bru.

All the time lol"

Battered mars bars. In fact, anything battered!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee "

Lol. You've seen my idea of Hell correctly Willy

Above me - wears a gasmask whilst wanking to Liz Truss speeches. Naked, but white socks.

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By *ireman28Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Listening to Boney M.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Listening to Boney M."

George Michael

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Listening to Boney M."

Vegan sausages

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

110m hurdles

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

frustrating supermarket management by repeatedly turning all the pineapples upside-down, and placing an aubergine between two melons

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"frustrating supermarket management by repeatedly turning all the pineapples upside-down, and placing an aubergine between two melons

Attending Elvis gigs at Bill Gates's private estate on the edge of the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a kinder egg watching Pokemon getting noshed off by a person dressed as pikachu.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

They love my balls being plopped on their forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They enjoy teabagging there favourite drilldo

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Enjoys having his cock polished with Mr sheen and a soft duster

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Bored for some years with anal, dungeons and piercings; would rather just wear plaid, bake cakes, and support local fetes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poses in the mirror whist washing his hair hoping one day will get that phone call to be a vidal Sassoon model

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Wishes he were pregnant and would never leave the house again, on account of his willy being exhausted through constant wanking on his preggy-tum

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Collects comics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it’s Pringles

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

Loves to fuck whilst a bagpiper plays a tune

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Loves to fuck whilst a bagpiper plays a tune "

Like to put malteasers up his bum and shoot them at various targets around the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gatecrashes parties just to munch on the Buffett

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Hemoroid cream tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on the front garden cleaning his bum hole with a hose pipe whilst inappropriately touching a gnome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondles mannequins in Marks & Spencer’s

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Paints his penis like a candy cane, dresses up as Father Christmas, and picks up ladies of the night, summoning them by calling "Yo! Ho, ho!"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Telling vegans they should eat more veggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending over the trolleys in tescos and asking shoppers to insert their pound coin into them instead of the trolley.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bending over the trolleys in tescos and asking shoppers to insert their pound coins into them instead of the trolley."

Your imagination is something else!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar. "

Eating that chewed bubble gum as a treat after meeting perfect strangers

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar. "

Servicing MP

For modest remuneration

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar.

Servicing MP

For modest remuneration

Pleasures himself to BMW magazines and makes spelling errors on purpose

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Fondles mannequins in Marks & Spencer’s "

Don't go there..

A good lady friend of mines, ex used to do that..

Soo sad... seriously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing islands in the stream dressed as Dolly Parton

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar.

Eating that chewed bubble gum as a treat after meeting perfect strangers

I'm intense

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Veronica secretly likes a dick pic. Put Babe in the title.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature."

Standing outside the bull ring naked

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.

Standing outside the bull ring naked

Going to slimming world classes to meet people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to dress up as a Brussel sprout on Xmas day just so she can get forked like she loves it

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.

Standing outside the bull ring naked

Going to slimming world classes to meet people

lol you know me so well

Local gym shower assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.

Standing outside the bull ring naked

Going to slimming world classes to meet people

lol you know me so well

Local gym shower assistant

Finger Gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is banned from the penguin enclosure at his local zoo

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Model for Primark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes wanking to classical music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has broken Herts....all of it...and most of the rest of Country too

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Likes to be chased by rather discerning horseriders through the fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to be chased by rather discerning horseriders through the fields

Fucks watermelons just as they ripen on the kitchen table.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt"

Licks photos of nipples

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt"

Philipp Plein

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt

Licks photos of nipples "

Likes to Fanny fart on men

Well she likes it

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt

Licks photos of nipples "

Changes name and is a master of disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt

Licks photos of nipples "

Sexy black cocktail dresses. Classics never die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck the guilty pleasure.. this guy above is lucky!!!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"fuck the guilty pleasure.. this guy above is lucky!!!! "

Lives at 10 Downing Street. Likes his profile pic to hint at the secret.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

His secret love for hair products..

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Finger their bumholes and wipe on strangers' bicycle seats.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Finger their bumholes and wipe on strangers' bicycle seats."

Humming the theme tune to Jamie and the Magic Torch

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Collects farts in jars from all their meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondling door knobs with his little arms slowly thrusting his penis into a ham sandwich.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Rides a rocket to the moon

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Loves playing with lego

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Suffers kramp in her upper thigh as she stretches high for the christmas choccies

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Hatches woodworms in his foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auditions to be a Bond villain

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Has an extensive collection of shell suits.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Occasionally wears a Mark Bolan style wig.

Gbat

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

His model train set takes over his whole apartment

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"His model train set takes over his whole apartment "

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Wanking for Billy Idol probably.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole

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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole

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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry."

Awww...no need to apologise Roland. You might get insulted by both me and Willy now - two for one deal

Your guilty pleasure?

Masturbates in Aramaic to Passion of The Christ.

Cums in Latin.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole

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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry."

Refuses to tell anyone the secret ingredient to his burger sauce

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole

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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry.

Refuses to tell anyone the secret ingredient to his burger sauce

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It's better if they don't know.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so..."

Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...

Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet

Slides naked down Titz Towers every Christmas Day using boobs for suction.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...

Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet

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I hate transformers.

I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.

Love your stories with your photos.

It's like a funny adult story book.

Keep them up!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...

Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet

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I hate transformers.

I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.

Love your stories with your photos.

It's like a funny adult story book.

Keep them up!

Thanks very much - I try

Well, since you hate Transformers, your guitly pleasure is buying your neighbours boxes of celebrations for Christmas, but carefully opening them and taking out all of the best chocs and then resealing them

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...

Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet

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I hate transformers.

I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.

Love your stories with your photos.

It's like a funny adult story book.

Keep them up!

Thanks very much - I try

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Snickers and Galaxy coming out for sure.

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Tina likes to sing "We don't need another hero" into more than 1 microphones.

She likes guys last at least 11 minutes.

Doesn't like the backstabbing ones.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard

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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...

Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet

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I hate transformers.

I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.

Love your stories with your photos.

It's like a funny adult story book.

Keep them up!

Thanks very much - I try

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Snickers and Galaxy coming out for sure.

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Tina likes to sing "We don't need another hero" into more than 1 microphones.

She likes guys last at least 11 minutes.

Doesn't like the backstabbing ones.

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Kind of mixed up 2 threads.

Sorry!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Whilst multi-tasking on threads, can also play "Chopsticks" on the piano with his testicles.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Whilst multi-tasking on threads, can also play "Chopsticks" on the piano with his testicles."

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Not using only my testicles.

I can play any ballad chord progression in Am with 3 note chords on piano.

Brown bits on the white keys.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

He loves dressing up as baby Jesus of nazareth, and laying in a straw crib. Surrounded by donkeys.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

They love to visit the beach and will sometimes pee in the sea.

Gbat

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Has a large set towel collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts his willy into bread rolls and pretends it’s a hotdog

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

She’s a Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puts his willy into bread rolls and pretends it’s a hotdog "

Winston Churchill impersonator - rather off putting when in the throws of passion!

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By *RWoodyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Puts his willy into bread rolls and pretends it’s a hotdog

Winston Churchill impersonator - rather off putting when in the throws of passion!"

He's a massive fan of Bugs Bunny.

J x

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