FabSwingers.com forum: Average is the new cool

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you an average looking guy with an average cock size?

Your inbox will be full of vag, arse and boob pics.

Sky remote and Lynx can stretching every orfice.

You might get some messages:

" Wanna fuck?"

' Free now"

Most bios will include:

" No tall, hot, muscular or hung.

Sorry!"

Just wait for it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Average guys have a lot of success on here. Not every woman is looking for an adobe's. Great profile, great first message and a great sense of humour goes along way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still not getting any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Average guys have a lot of success on here. Not every woman is looking for an adobe's. Great profile, great first message and a great sense of humour goes along way"

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The photo with the 2 Lynx can was nice.

Thanks!

I need to check the other 200 messages now.

I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Your point being?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still not getting any "

Did you block women and couples by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your point being?"

Just trying to be funny.

I guess it didn't come through?

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

... I've been waiting for ages ...

Not hung like a donkey (or hamster!)

... personable ... good sense of humour ... no dick pics

still my mail box stays empty!!!

Mail me ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still not getting any

Did you block women and couples by any chance?

Probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience "

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You are right.

I guess I can wait another year patiently.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Your point being?

Just trying to be funny.

I guess it didn't come through?"

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Not really if I'm honest. But don't give up on hope — I offer you my warmest wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... I've been waiting for ages ...

Not hung like a donkey (or hamster!)

... personable ... good sense of humour ... no dick pics

still my mail box stays empty!!!

Mail me ffs

Probably they are all sleeping now.

Check your inbox in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your point being?

Just trying to be funny.

I guess it didn't come through?

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Not really if I'm honest. But don't give up on hope — I offer you my warmest wishes.

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Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience

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You are right.

I guess I can wait another year patiently.

Must be a local "massage" parlour near you pal, call in relief some stress haa

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By *erek trotterMan
over a year ago

mansfield

I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud

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yay an average guy being positive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not stressed at all.

Never paid for "massage" and I'm not planning too.

I wait patiently and making some funnyISH threads.

I know they are not funny, but let me have at least that please.

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By *erek trotterMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Awww thank youuuu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud

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I am proud of you.

Just carry your torch for all.

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By *erek trotterMan
over a year ago

mansfield

It's because ur from space and in time

don't worry ET be home soon

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

england

Most normal people includes male/female are just average and that includes me,but we are all beautiful in our own right.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Average in few ways but make up for the rest with my super abilities

then bring myself back down and blend in

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

england

Superman

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Superman"

I was thinking more like Million Dollar Man

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

england

"Superman

I was thinking more like Million Dollar Man

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your the man HaHa!!

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