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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich

Are you an average looking guy with an average cock size?

Your inbox will be full of vag, arse and boob pics.

Sky remote and Lynx can stretching every orfice.

You might get some messages:

" Wanna fuck?"

' Free now"

Most bios will include:

" No tall, hot, muscular or hung.

Sorry!"

Just wait for it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
51 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Average guys have a lot of success on here. Not every woman is looking for an adobe's. Great profile, great first message and a great sense of humour goes along way

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I'm still not getting any

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"Average guys have a lot of success on here. Not every woman is looking for an adobe's. Great profile, great first message and a great sense of humour goes along way"

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The photo with the 2 Lynx can was nice.

Thanks!

I need to check the other 200 messages now.

I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

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By *eroLondonMan
51 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Your point being?

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'm still not getting any "

Did you block women and couples by any chance?

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"Your point being?"

Just trying to be funny.

I guess it didn't come through?

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By *ent57Man
51 weeks ago

... where the streets have no name!

... I've been waiting for ages ...

Not hung like a donkey (or hamster!)

... personable ... good sense of humour ... no dick pics

still my mail box stays empty!!!

Mail me ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"I'm still not getting any

Did you block women and couples by any chance?

"

Probably

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience "

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You are right.

I guess I can wait another year patiently.

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By *eroLondonMan
51 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Your point being?

·

Just trying to be funny.

I guess it didn't come through?"

Not really if I'm honest. But don't give up on hope — I offer you my warmest wishes.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"... I've been waiting for ages ...

Not hung like a donkey (or hamster!)

... personable ... good sense of humour ... no dick pics

still my mail box stays empty!!!

Mail me ffs "

Probably they are all sleeping now.

Check your inbox in the morning.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"Your point being?

·

Just trying to be funny.

I guess it didn't come through?

Not really if I'm honest. But don't give up on hope — I offer you my warmest wishes. "

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Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"Not everyone's a 10 mate plenty around for us average guys just need more patience

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You are right.

I guess I can wait another year patiently.

"

Must be a local "massage" parlour near you pal, call in relief some stress haa

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By *erek trotterMan
51 weeks ago

Peckham

I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
51 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud "
yay an average guy being positive

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich

I'm not stressed at all.

Never paid for "massage" and I'm not planning too.

I wait patiently and making some funnyISH threads.

I know they are not funny, but let me have at least that please.

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By *erek trotterMan
51 weeks ago

Peckham

Awww thank youuuu

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
51 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'd say I'm just under average met some lovely ladies and cpls on here and when I look bk at my veris I'm quite proud "

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I am proud of you.

Just carry your torch for all.

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By *erek trotterMan
51 weeks ago

Peckham

It's because ur from space and in time don't worry ET be home soon

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
51 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Most normal people includes male/female are just average and that includes me,but we are all beautiful in our own right.

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By *ucka39Man
51 weeks ago

Newcastle

Average in few ways but make up for the rest with my super abilities then bring myself back down and blend in

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
51 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Superman

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By *ucka39Man
51 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Superman"

I was thinking more like Million Dollar Man

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
51 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex


"Superman

I was thinking more like Million Dollar Man "

your the man HaHa!!

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