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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. what Fabsters?

Fellas, the fairer sex can be perplexing at times (amirite chaps?

) so maybe we can ask them to explain?

If you want to know why some women do certain things, post your question here and hopefully they’ll answer!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will answer

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Because we can .....

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Why do you leave hairpins everywhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just why? To everything.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Because we have a licence to do so from your mam

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"
Because most of it is the mans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never know what they want to eat?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Never know what they want to eat? "

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???Because most of it is the mans"

My ex gf even had a puncture repair kit in her bag...I never put it there

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate".

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

I don’t even own a handbag!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Alright so here's mine...

What is it about belts, forearms, white pressed shirts, tool belts and folded arms that you women find so damn sexy?!

So like, you just see a guy with his arms folded and holding a belt and you're like

"Yeah that's it... fold those fucking arms for me" (whilst angrily flicking the bean)

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we have a licence to do so from your mam

Nope, zero comeback here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Thats fighting talk!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

Because we need it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Thats fighting talk!"

true though lol

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

[Removed by poster at 26/11/23 22:17:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate".

Same goes for Menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you leave hairpins everywhere?"

Marking our territory

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

guilty ... very guilty

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate".

Well men are at the centre of most problems we are after all WoMEN... MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal health....

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

No pockets in their clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???

Because we need it

Yours would way less without the defibrillator

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint.

Poxy bloody salad my arse

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Just got an airfryer the other day.

Chips are roast chicken are delicious, I'll add more chips

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This! "

Because we can

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Prefer sex to chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some take forever in the shower, and also manage to flood the entire floor in the process?

Just get in, get washed, get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This!

Because we can

Yeah well I'll remember that when you're ordering a salad.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This!

Because we can

Yeah well I'll remember that when you're ordering a salad. "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?"

Who doesn't?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?"

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol"

No sleeping when there's sex to be had.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

No sleeping when there's sex to be had.

True ... everyone needs to sleep sometime though

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By *umblecutMan
over a year ago

Finchley

How do you manage to lose so much hair that you block the shower drain but still not go bold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol"

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate".

Maybe because the Latin word for month is mensis?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol"

Since when has that been a fab problem

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Want you to rub their feet all evening and then not give you a blowjob when you get into bed….?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol"

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???

Because we need it

Or may possibly do so in the future (even though we never have done before)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

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By *hippy200Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Because designers believe woman don’t need pockets on anything!

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Why is it when you go shopping with a woman she will pull a garment of the rail,hold it against her body and say " What do you think about this? ,and when you reply encouragingly she puts it back on the rail !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

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By *hippy200Woman
over a year ago

leeds

That description alone just turned me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That description alone just turned me on

Surely there's something in your bag for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

Damn

.... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

Damn

.... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol"

Oh cum on!

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By *imisugarWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

Fully essential I promise you.

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By *hippy200Woman
over a year ago

leeds

I’ll have a wee search

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

Damn

.... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol

Oh cum on!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"How do you manage to lose so much hair that you block the shower drain but still not go bold. "

To be honest I've wondered this one myself

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a wee search

Nothing quite like a good rummage

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Simple!

They have the power!

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By *hippy200Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Well it’s a big bag… it’s has to be for all the shit I carry, if you need something I’ll find it in my bag

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

There's the why, and also the how. It's like they're all Mary Poppins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint.

Poxy bloody salad my arse

Minus the pint, this one has it correct!

Who the fuck wants a salad!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Why do women fall asleep, half way through a TV program that you weren't interested in watching.

But when you turn it over, they wake up 10 minutes later and say "oi I was watching that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it’s a big bag… it’s has to be for all the shit I carry, if you need something I’ll find it in my bag

55" wide-screen IMAX TV??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint.

Poxy bloody salad my arse

Minus the pint, this one has it correct!

Who the fuck wants a salad!

Caterpillars

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