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By (user no longer on site) OP   
52 weeks ago

.. what Fabsters?

Fellas, the fairer sex can be perplexing at times (amirite chaps? ) so maybe we can ask them to explain?

If you want to know why some women do certain things, post your question here and hopefully they’ll answer!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
52 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I will answer

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton

Because we can .....

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By *illy IdolMan
52 weeks ago

Midlands

Why do you leave hairpins everywhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Just why? To everything.

M

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Because we have a licence to do so from your mam

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
52 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"
Because most of it is the mans

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By *lendermanMan
52 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Never know what they want to eat?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Never know what they want to eat? "

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???Because most of it is the mans"

My ex gf even had a puncture repair kit in her bag...I never put it there

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By *eroLondonMan
52 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate".

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By *aliskerWoman
52 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

I don’t even own a handbag!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Bristol

Alright so here's mine...

What is it about belts, forearms, white pressed shirts, tool belts and folded arms that you women find so damn sexy?!

So like, you just see a guy with his arms folded and holding a belt and you're like

"Yeah that's it... fold those fucking arms for me" (whilst angrily flicking the bean)

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ?? "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Because we have a licence to do so from your mam "

Nope, zero comeback here

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By *lendermanMan
52 weeks ago

Aylesbury


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ?? "

Thats fighting talk!

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By *parkle1974Woman
52 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

Because we need it

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Thats fighting talk!"

true though lol

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By *he ass man 666Man
52 weeks ago

paradise city

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate". "

Same goes for Menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Why do you leave hairpins everywhere?"

Marking our territory

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By *oxy jWoman
52 weeks ago

somerset


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

guilty ... very guilty

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate". "

Well men are at the centre of most problems we are after all WoMEN... MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal health....

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By *apnDomMan
52 weeks ago

London | Belfast


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

No pockets in their clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???

Because we need it "

Yours would way less without the defibrillator

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
52 weeks ago

Essex


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ?? "

Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint.

Poxy bloody salad my arse

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Alcester


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ?? "

Just got an airfryer the other day.

Chips are roast chicken are delicious, I'll add more chips

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This! "

Because we can

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
52 weeks ago

St Leonards

Prefer sex to chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Why do some take forever in the shower, and also manage to flood the entire floor in the process?

Just get in, get washed, get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This!

Because we can "

Yeah well I'll remember that when you're ordering a salad.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

This!

Because we can

Yeah well I'll remember that when you're ordering a salad. "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?"

Who doesn't?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?"

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol"

No sleeping when there's sex to be had.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

No sleeping when there's sex to be had. "

True ... everyone needs to sleep sometime though

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By *umblecutMan
52 weeks ago

Finchley

How do you manage to lose so much hair that you block the shower drain but still not go bold.

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol"

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

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By *aliskerWoman
52 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue?

Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate". "

Maybe because the Latin word for month is mensis?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved "

Sounds messy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol"

Since when has that been a fab problem

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem "

Fair point lol

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
52 weeks ago

Norwich

Want you to rub their feet all evening and then not give you a blowjob when you get into bed….?

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol"

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

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By *ornycougaWoman
52 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???

Because we need it "

Or may possibly do so in the future (even though we never have done before)

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad "

You'll take someone's eye out with that

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By *hippy200Woman
52 weeks ago

leeds

Because designers believe woman don’t need pockets on anything!

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By *lan157Man
52 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Why is it when you go shopping with a woman she will pull a garment of the rail,hold it against her body and say " What do you think about this? ,and when you reply encouragingly she puts it back on the rail !

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that "

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never "

Good job I wear glasses!

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By *hippy200Woman
52 weeks ago

leeds

That description alone just turned me on

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"That description alone just turned me on "

Surely there's something in your bag for that

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses! "

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton "

Damn .... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

Damn .... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol"

Oh cum on!

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By *imisugarWoman
52 weeks ago

Rugby


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

Fully essential I promise you.

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By *hippy200Woman
52 weeks ago

leeds

I’ll have a wee search

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
52 weeks ago

Southampton


"Prefer sex to chocolate?

Who doesn't?

Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol

Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved

Sounds messy lol

Since when has that been a fab problem

Fair point lol

I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad

You'll take someone's eye out with that

Hasn't happened yet...but never say never

Good job I wear glasses!

Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton

Damn .... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol

Oh cum on! "

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By *educing_EmCouple
52 weeks ago

Tipperary


"How do you manage to lose so much hair that you block the shower drain but still not go bold. "

To be honest I've wondered this one myself

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"I’ll have a wee search "

Nothing quite like a good rummage

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By *inky ChefMan
52 weeks ago

Norwich

Simple!

They have the power!

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By *hippy200Woman
52 weeks ago

leeds

Well it’s a big bag… it’s has to be for all the shit I carry, if you need something I’ll find it in my bag

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By *ou only live onceMan
52 weeks ago

London


"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???"

There's the why, and also the how. It's like they're all Mary Poppins...

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By *oo..Woman
52 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint.

Poxy bloody salad my arse "

Minus the pint, this one has it correct!

Who the fuck wants a salad!

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Alcester

Why do women fall asleep, half way through a TV program that you weren't interested in watching.

But when you turn it over, they wake up 10 minutes later and say "oi I was watching that"

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Well it’s a big bag… it’s has to be for all the shit I carry, if you need something I’ll find it in my bag "

55" wide-screen IMAX TV??

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago


"Never know what they want to eat?

Order a salad then nick your chips ??

Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint.

Poxy bloody salad my arse

Minus the pint, this one has it correct!

Who the fuck wants a salad! "

Caterpillars

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