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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" Because most of it is the mans | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? " Order a salad then nick your chips ?? | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???Because most of it is the mans" My ex gf even had a puncture repair kit in her bag...I never put it there | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" I don’t even own a handbag! | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? " This! | |||
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"Because we have a licence to do so from your mam " Nope, zero comeback here | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? " Thats fighting talk! | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" Because we need it | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? Thats fighting talk!" true though lol | |||
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"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue? Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate". " Same goes for Menopause | |||
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"Why do you leave hairpins everywhere?" Marking our territory | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" guilty ... very guilty | |||
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"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue? Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate". " Well men are at the centre of most problems we are after all WoMEN... MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal health.... | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" No pockets in their clothes | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's??? Because we need it " Yours would way less without the defibrillator | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? " Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint. Poxy bloody salad my arse | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? " Just got an airfryer the other day. Chips are roast chicken are delicious, I'll add more chips | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? This! " Because we can | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? This! Because we can " Yeah well I'll remember that when you're ordering a salad. | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? This! Because we can Yeah well I'll remember that when you're ordering a salad. " Excellent | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't?" Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol" No sleeping when there's sex to be had. | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol No sleeping when there's sex to be had. " True ... everyone needs to sleep sometime though | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol" Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved | |||
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"I would like to enquire why they menstruate. Why do we have to be woven into this issue? Remove the "men" and go forth and just "struate". " Maybe because the Latin word for month is mensis? | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved " Sounds messy lol | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol" Since when has that been a fab problem | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem " Fair point lol | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol" I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's??? Because we need it " Or may possibly do so in the future (even though we never have done before) | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad " You'll take someone's eye out with that | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad You'll take someone's eye out with that " Hasn't happened yet...but never say never | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad You'll take someone's eye out with that Hasn't happened yet...but never say never " Good job I wear glasses! | |||
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"That description alone just turned me on " Surely there's something in your bag for that | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad You'll take someone's eye out with that Hasn't happened yet...but never say never Good job I wear glasses! " Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad You'll take someone's eye out with that Hasn't happened yet...but never say never Good job I wear glasses! Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton " Damn .... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad You'll take someone's eye out with that Hasn't happened yet...but never say never Good job I wear glasses! Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton Damn .... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol" Oh cum on! | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" Fully essential I promise you. | |||
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"Prefer sex to chocolate? Who doesn't? Me... chocolate doesn't fart roll over and go to sleep lol Cover cock in chocolate... problem solved Sounds messy lol Since when has that been a fab problem Fair point lol I know, it's my best angle...oh, you mean my post. My bad You'll take someone's eye out with that Hasn't happened yet...but never say never Good job I wear glasses! Not even I could aim that well from here to Southampton Damn .... that WOULD be an interesting Guinness World Record lol Oh cum on! " | |||
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"How do you manage to lose so much hair that you block the shower drain but still not go bold. " To be honest I've wondered this one myself Em x | |||
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"Why do women carry 45 tons of shit in there handbag's???" There's the why, and also the how. It's like they're all Mary Poppins... | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint. Poxy bloody salad my arse " Minus the pint, this one has it correct! Who the fuck wants a salad! | |||
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"Well it’s a big bag… it’s has to be for all the shit I carry, if you need something I’ll find it in my bag " 55" wide-screen IMAX TV?? | |||
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"Never know what they want to eat? Order a salad then nick your chips ?? Bollocks to that…. I’m ordering chips with a side of chips & a pint. Poxy bloody salad my arse Minus the pint, this one has it correct! Who the fuck wants a salad! " Caterpillars | |||
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