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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It happens to me when I’ve not had sex for a while, I wake up and my cocks not fully erect but it’s ‘chubby’… let’s describe it that way. It’s semi-hard. And it just feels good, there’s a stir down there that could become a storm with the right type of mood.

I’m sure everyone gets that same feeling right?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Every morning 5am ish I’m waking hard. Fine when with someone who’s happy to be woken up like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my chubby clit just want coffee on a morning.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

North West

Wake up most mornings with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s doesn’t would be a shorter list

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

Yep.. still wake up with an erection and spend the 1st hour or so of every morning totally naked downstairs with a cuppa watching breakfast TV and massaging my cock.. before the rest of the family wake up and come downstairs ...

Very relaxing and enjoyable start to the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep.. still wake up with an erection and spend the 1st hour or so of every morning totally naked downstairs with a cuppa watching breakfast TV and massaging my cock.. before the rest of the family wake up and come downstairs ...

Very relaxing and enjoyable start to the day

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I often make a coffee with a hardon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep.. still wake up with an erection and spend the 1st hour or so of every morning totally naked downstairs with a cuppa watching breakfast TV and massaging my cock.. before the rest of the family wake up and come downstairs ...

Very relaxing and enjoyable start to the day

I often make a coffee with a hardon. "

Not a litteral. I mean, I have a hard cock as I make a coffee. I don’t stir it with my dick… you know what I mean.

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn


"Yep.. still wake up with an erection and spend the 1st hour or so of every morning totally naked downstairs with a cuppa watching breakfast TV and massaging my cock.. before the rest of the family wake up and come downstairs ...

Very relaxing and enjoyable start to the day

I often make a coffee with a hardon.

Not a litteral. I mean, I have a hard cock as I make a coffee. I don’t stir it with my dick… you know what I mean. "

Glad you cleared that up.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and my chubby clit just want coffee on a morning. "

*Cough splutter* more tea vicar?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I often make a coffee with a hardon. "

Clever dick

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

ive been waking up with hard on for years its natural,,,

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Yep, most mornings my friend! Exactly that, it's rare for me to wake up with a tent pole.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

It doesn't matter how fucking horny I wake up. I need at least 2 coffees before I'll tolerate even my own hand down there.

If I have severe horn I might suck a dick between cups one and two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It doesn't matter how fucking horny I wake up. I need at least 2 coffees before I'll tolerate even my own hand down there.

If I have severe horn I might suck a dick between cups one and two "

How many cups have you had so far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often make a coffee with a hardon.

Clever dick "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It doesn't matter how fucking horny I wake up. I need at least 2 coffees before I'll tolerate even my own hand down there.

If I have severe horn I might suck a dick between cups one and two "

I could bring a flask to bed the night before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honesty, I’d have more luck raising the titanic until I’ve had a coffee or 2

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