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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I enjoy laughing at them, and in the spirit of such…

What do you call it when a guy cums inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher

By no way is this joke my view but I heard it and laughed.

Anyone else know an inappropriate joke?

Do post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None feminists can't change anything!

Not my joke I herd some fat bloke say it in a pub once

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Why don't women fart?

They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

No such thing .. if it's funny fuck it laugh !!

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

"No such thing .. if it's funny fuck it laugh !! "
couldn't agree more

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers ? Well hung

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

What’s the difference between you and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after I’ve slapped it

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By *rsMxCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Where does an elephant keep it's sex organs?

On its foot, because if it stands on you - you're fucked

Thank you and goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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By *togMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

What's worse than two women running with scissors?

Two women with the runs scissoring

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables ?

Chewing the wheelchair.

The mr "

Haha I laughed out loud to this

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

What do you call a Russian call girl

Layonyourbackyoubitch

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What did the female suicde bomber ask her boyfriend

Do these explosives make my ass look big

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

How do you get a dirty girl pregnant?

Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

What do you call a female clown?

A clunt

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Why is a dirty girl like a ice hockey goalie?

They both change their pads after every 3 periods

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

A man siting at a bar asked a woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Why are most of them derogatory towards women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?"

It’s an inappropriate joke thread.

Check out the threads daily for the jokes that slate men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?

It’s an inappropriate joke thread.

Check out the threads daily for the jokes that slate men.

Those are the appropriate jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d make a funny ’Black’ joke but fab is all about knowing your audience and who will get you.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you like edgy jokes, the comedian Masai Graham has loads of them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

How is a push-up bra like a bag of crisps?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?

Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Both have a wet nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol like a naughty school girl

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?

It’s an inappropriate joke thread.

Check out the threads daily for the jokes that slate men.

Those are the appropriate jokes

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

What was Joey Deacon's pet dog called?

Mmmmmmmffffffrrrrrraaaaauugggghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 2 biggest regrets of my life:

1. The amount of times I fucked up.

2. Naming my dog 'up'

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I've got no idea what's in my "Jehovah's Witness" advent calendar.

I'm not opening the fucking door...

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's...

Just exceedingly good cakes.

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By *hris8719Man
over a year ago

Kalensko

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By *hris8719Man
over a year ago

Kalensko

That’s truly awful. I am epileptic so when I call my mum tomorrow I’m gonna ask her if she ever did that

"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz"

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

The shop near me is selling plant-based alternatives to vapes.

They're called cigarettes...

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

What do you call a blind German?

A not-see...

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

What do you call a Serbian lady of the night?

Sloberdown Macockyabitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

After feeling ill every morning for some time a woman goes to the Doctor."You need to get some nappies" says the Doctor."Am I pregnant?" she asks."No,you've got bowel cancer"he replies.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Why do women have legs??

Have you seen the mess snails make???

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By *eeglos94Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Why do crossings have lights showing a person in red...

To tell gingers when to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s worse than 2 women running with scissors?

2 women scissoring with the runs….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

They can both smell it but can’t eat it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a

duck

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Where can I find a committed man?

In a mental hospital

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

What did God say after creating Adam?

I must be able to do better than that.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Most parents give their kids a little smack now and again but Mitch Winehouse went too far.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a

duck"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a

duck"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

How was it discovered that one of the Challenger astronauts had dandruff?

They found her head & shoulders on the beach.

Well, you DID ask for inappropriate...

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"How was it discovered that one of the Challenger astronauts had dandruff?

They found her head & shoulders on the beach.

Well, you DID ask for inappropriate..."

NASA paused shuttle missions after a drinks supply problem,they couldn't get 7 UP.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"NASA paused shuttle missions after a drinks supply problem,they couldn't get 7 UP."

I know that one as:

"Why do NASA technicians drink Sprite? Because they couldn't get 7-Up".

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

What is Perri Piper's favourite fast food joint?

Five Guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus..

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"I’d make a funny ’Black’ joke but fab is all about knowing your audience and who will get you. "

I’ve found this thread very useful!

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

This thread has really tickled me up.. Bloody brilliant..

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Ujar Nickabollov

What do you call a Chinese man with only one?

Watwent Wong

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Question what was stevie wonders first hit .... Answer the wall..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Why did Piglet have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex

Q: What do you call a cuck wife with a runny nose ?

A: Full up !

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By *eavilMan
over a year ago

Stalybridge

Whats got 8 legs and a big black cunt?

The A Team.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

This is my kind of thread.

People who are offended by jokes should not listen to comedians.

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What's the difference between a woman on the back doorstep and a dog?

Dog stops barking when you let it in.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Ewwww that's dead gross

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers ? Well hung "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewwww that's dead gross

That's quite mild haha

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Gary Glitter.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Two lepers playing cards, one threw his hand down and the other laughed his head off

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By *igletMan
over a year ago

manchester

What have you done wrong when the Missus comes out of the kitchen to nag you….

You’ve made her chain too long!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Priest and a Pedo walk into a bar ..

He orders a drink.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ewwww that's dead gross

That's quite mild haha

For you, yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ewwww that's dead gross

That's quite mild haha

For you, yes

My memes are far worse

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

What goes:

Click, click. "Is that it?"

Stevie Wonder playing with a Rubiks Cube.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Why did Helen Keller have yellow crusty legs?

Her guide dog was blind as well.....

Taxi. !!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ewwww that's dead gross

That's quite mild haha

For you, yes

My memes are far worse

You're telling me me lol

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

My mate said to me "are you gay?"

I said "No... I can't be arsed!"

Where's that Taxi....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got no idea what's in my "Jehovah's Witness" advent calendar.

I'm not opening the fucking door..."

I laughed so much at this.

Open the doors and you'll see the words fuck off and not interested.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

My mates got no legs. He lost them in a car crash. Lost his job a runner on the trading floor.

He just arses around all day now....

An Uber will do... please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic joke take sweet from the sweet jar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What kind of gym isn't suitable for a young teenager?

Gymmy Savile"

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

What do you call an Asian lesbian?

Mingeeta.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Why do women have two holes? It's so you can take them home like a 6 pack of beer when they're d*unk.

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Why do women have legs ?,

Seen the mess a snail makes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill says to Ben 'Flobble lobble flobble lobble lobble'.

Ben says 'Get it swallowed, you mad tw*t'.

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

What is relative humidity?

The sweat round your bollocks when you are fucking your auntie

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

New lapdancing club to open in Blackpool soon ,

For equal opportunities All of the women are disabled with no legs ./ Amputees etc .

Apparently the place is going to be crawling with fanny..

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Paul McCartney wrote a poem to heather mills.there we wer upon the river my hands wer all a quiver i slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Scientists have discovered 2 dinosaurs were gay...

Likalottapuss

Megasawass

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

PMSL at these

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

A beautiful woman standing at the bar waiting to order her drink. The man beside her leans over and says

"I would love nothing more than to place you upside down, fill your pussy with champagne and drink from it"

In utter shock and disbelief the woman turns to her husband and says

"are you going to let him speak to me like that?!?"

Husband replies,

"what do you want me to do? I'm not fighting with someone who can drink that much"

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Question what was stevie wonders first hit .... Answer the wall.."

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

He's married

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"This thread has really tickled me up.. Bloody brilliant..

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Ujar Nickabollov

What do you call a Chinese man with only one?

Watwent Wong"

I thought is was Wun Hung Low

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Keep it legal please

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Why are some people in favour of global warming? Because they want all the snowflakes to disappear forever.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

What's the most violent book Stevie Wonder's ever read?

The Cheese Grater.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm reading a horror story in braille

Something terrible is about to happen

I can feel it

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

A gay man walks into a deli and orders a large German sausage. The deli guy unhooks one and begins to slice it up.

The gay guys shouts " Hey! What the fuck are you doing?

The deli guy says "I'm slicing it for you Sir".

The gay man replies "What do you think my arse is, a fucking money box??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How do Welsh people find sheep in tall grass ......

Irresistible

( It's just a joke )

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Does the "Weight Watchers" website ask if you accept cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little boy and his dad are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

Thel ittle boy asks his dad, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The dad says, "Making a puppy."

So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The dad replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says, "Can you turn mommy over? I'd rather have a puppy.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

A guy goes upto a woman at the bar and whispers in her ear "can I smell your pussy?" The woman turns to him and says "no" the man replies "must be your feet then"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A gay man walks into a deli and orders a large German sausage. The deli guy unhooks one and begins to slice it up.

The gay guys shouts " Hey! What the fuck are you doing?

The deli guy says "I'm slicing it for you Sir".

The gay man replies "What do you think my arse is, a fucking money box??

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By *rgentleman78Man
over a year ago

City

What dose a frozen beer and a pregnant woman have in common??

Someone didn't pull out in time

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The ex-girlfriend walks up to her ex-boyfriend and says:

“What is the difference between a joke and two dicks?

I can’t take a joke.”

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?

a man

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Blowjobs,.

Do vegans swallow?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Know a lot of jokes not sure about inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"

Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"

Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too"

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"

Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"

Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too""

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By *andK8084Couple
over a year ago

Alton

"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz"

I said this joke down the pub once and the table behind took offence! The poor fella said this had happened to his brother!

Shocked I asked "Did he drown?"

"No" the bloke answered "He cho ked on a sock"

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Where did the Australian accent come from?

Keep your teeth closed and say "Christ the heat and the flies"

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By *artfordBlokeMan
over a year ago

Dartford

What's worse than a bin bag full of dead babies?

Nickelback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"

Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"

Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too""

Love it

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"

Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"

Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too""

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

What’s blue and fucks old people?

Hypothermia

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz

I said this joke down the pub once and the table behind took offence! The poor fella said this had happened to his brother!

Shocked I asked "Did he drown?"

"No" the bloke answered "He cho ked on a sock"

Laughing my fucking head off

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Man walks into a brothel

What can I get for a fiver?

The woman at reception says well we have something, take this black condom, go up to the black door at the top of the stairs. You can’t turn the lights on she’ll be waiting naked on the bed.

The man agrees does as he’s told, 3 minutes later (he had staying power) he’s on his way out.

That was great just what I needed Jesus to the receptionist, just a question why the black condom and black door?

The woman replies well sir we must have some respect for the dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a new partner recently..

I thought she might be the one. But after looking through her wardrobe, and finding a nurses outfit, a French maids outfit, and a Police woman's uniform, I finally decided:

If she can't hold down a job, she's not for me..

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

What do you call a female clown? A clunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's long, hard, and full of semen?

A Submarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's Santas sack always full?

Because he only cums once a year..

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By *eacefulWizardMan
over a year ago

Swiss alps (90mn from Geneva)

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"What's the difference between brocoli and anal sex?

None, even with butter, kids hate it."

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By *eacefulWizardMan
over a year ago

Swiss alps (90mn from Geneva)

Do you know why dogs suck their own dicks?

Because they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are gay men not nice people?

Because they’re all fucking assholes. …

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

I was fingering a woman i met on fab,she said take your ring off it hurts..I said that's my watch

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By *harlie38Man
over a year ago

walsall

IKEA have developed a new range of furniture just for lesbians, it's entirely constructed with tongue and groove......

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