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The Ministry of Mayhem

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

now declares the weekend open...

Girls, Wands at the ready

Men, arm yourself with fleshlights

Wishy, shut the fuck up

Invictus, shower yourself with glitter

Lickety, put that book down

Diamonds, smile

Funky, show us your arse!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

=== !!! I AM A GLITTER FREE ZONE!! ===

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM

Waiting for a task

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I AM

Waiting for a task"

GET THIS FUCKING GLITTER OFF ME!!!!!

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Task Minister will be along shortly

Nae feckin chance Vicciboi, it's a glitter day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter is good for the soul, so suck it up xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

POW!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wand has a night off tonight.... I've got my party tomorrrow! Tonight I have a girly night in with a lovely vanilla friend and I am going to defuzz, exfoliate and face mask in preparation for tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wots my job?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

I am

Getting a large one

Drink, that is

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Rooobs, can you do mine please

minx, you are headmistress of mayhem... Do not involve calamatimousness that is my domain

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I am

Getting a large one

Drink, that is "

pettie, you are on the bar.. Makeine a treble. Slice, nae ice

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my job will be to pass out the nibbles with the drinks.

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Think my job will be to pass out the nibbles with the drinks. "

you wheesht and get back in yer corner... Mrs size 16 boobs!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I am

Getting a large one

Drink, that is

pettie, you are on the bar.. Makeine a treble. Slice, nae ice "

You trust me on the bar?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Think my job will be to pass out the nibbles with the drinks. "

Or to nibble on the drinks?

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I am

Getting a large one

Drink, that is

pettie, you are on the bar.. Makeine a treble. Slice, nae ice

You trust me on the bar?

"

trust ye tae fuckin drink it dry......

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I am

Getting a large one

Drink, that is

pettie, you are on the bar.. Makeine a treble. Slice, nae ice

You trust me on the bar?

trust ye tae fuckin drink it dry...... "

Oh says the one who helped me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awesome, im going to sit behind the bar and get sozzled cause everyone else is doing all the work

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Wisnae me... It was Peach!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Wisnae me... It was Peach!!!! "

The three muskateers lol x

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By *muma OP   Woman
over a year ago

Livingston


"awesome, im going to sit behind the bar and get sozzled cause everyone else is doing all the work "

fuck off, nae invited!!! Your name's no down so yer nae getting in... Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think my job will be to pass out the nibbles with the drinks.

you wheesht and get back in yer corner... Mrs size 16 boobs!!! "

we could use my bra's to put the nibbles in.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Wots my job? "

Don't touch anything breakable

*courtesy of the essential information department*

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Can I join in please after the day I've had I need some fun

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im free, free free free, can I come.. Where we going.

Dont mind doing a bit

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Wots my job?

Don't touch anything breakable

*courtesy of the essential information department*"

theres a panic on down at the local hospitals A and E dept,they had no idea _muma,and minxie were getting together,and they don't have enough stookie material to cover it,they're trying to hire a cement mixer as we speak.

on the upside,we have enough nibbles to feed china,and i can see laines tits.

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.from the moon.

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