FabSwingers.com forum: Let's have a breather

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.

Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t help, sorry.

I’m usually in a cab before the first lot has finished dribbling out the end.

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.

Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"

Youve got hands to tickle her fancy and a tongue to taste her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I can’t help, sorry.

I’m usually in a cab before the first lot has finished dribbling out the end. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love a breather . Tea and toast, bit of a natter. Never should be pressured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can fuck off at this point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lady in her early 50s I look forward to a breather . My knees rnt wat they used to be. And luckily the men I hav bin with are the same. Get ur breathe back k n go for round 2 lol

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By *OYFBWoman
over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"

They usually bugger off after their first round and I’ve not even started!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)"

What's your go to snack?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"They can fuck off at this point."

Which point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?"

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories. "

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure. My type of gig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x"

We will have a boffing buffet one day

Or would ours be a titty tapas?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Totally . Have a cup of tea and a chat. If it hairband it happens but it shouldn't be a big deal. I'm used to it with guys my age.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x

We will have a boffing buffet one day

Or would ours be a titty tapas? "

In.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's always a good time for a break and a refreshment maybe a nibble, depending upon the time left...

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

Yep. A chill, relax, maybe cuddling, or a cuppa sounds just the job. A cuddle might well get the little chap interested in more fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can fuck off at this point.

Which point?"

When he's finished the first time.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x"

You two sound like my kind of girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can fuck off at this point.

Which point?

When he's finished the first time."

Good luck to him, whoever he is or will be

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"

No. Pressures on. The formula says you must complete 3 times or else be considered a failure.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"They can fuck off at this point.

Which point?

When he's finished the first time."

Sometimes you want more

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?

No. Pressures on. The formula says you must complete 3 times or else be considered a failure. "

Pressure is not going to help the little man

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes of cause it is. I like just lying there chatting. There's no rush

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm quite happy with just one round followed by a drink and a nice chat.

I'm probably not a proper swinger

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I'm quite happy with just one round followed by a drink and a nice chat.

I'm probably not a proper swinger

If you wouldn't mind handing back your locker key and membership card on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can fuck off at this point.

Which point?

When he's finished the first time.

Sometimes you want more"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can fuck off at this point.

Which point?

When he's finished the first time.

Good luck to him, whoever he is or will be "

Or has been.

Not everyone needs the romance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men never ask for a break even when they clearly need one so I will suggest one if I can see they are struggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x

You two sound like my kind of girls"

So I need to bring more dips?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x

You two sound like my kind of girls

So I need to bring more dips?

If you don't mind, that would be great

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm quite happy with just one round followed by a drink and a nice chat.

I'm probably not a proper swinger

If you wouldn't mind handing back your locker key and membership card on the way out. "

Done! Cut the pampas grass down too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men you’ve been with you mean. Not all men I’m quite happy to ask for a breather/snack break.

"Men never ask for a break even when they clearly need one so I will suggest one if I can see they are struggling."

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"

It’s important to know when to leave… rather than feeble attempts at pushing rope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can fuck off at this point.

Which point?

When he's finished the first time."

We’re perfect for each other

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break

(and got forbid a conversation)

What's your go to snack?

Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”

Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.

Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this

Mrs TMN x

You two sound like my kind of girls

So I need to bring more dips?

If you don't mind, that would be great

Willy, you can bring the cheeseboard. I'll bring crackers.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yes, cup of coffee and then back for rounds 3 & 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! I get the whip out and give him ten strikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope! I get the whip out and give him ten strikes.

Note to self: Remember to case the joint first, check the back door is not locked, and look for the nearest window exit.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Nope! I get the whip out and give him ten strikes.

Maybe I'll try that next time... What do you think Crispy?

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