FabSwingers.com forum: The biggest compliment..

By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I get is when men in couples accuse my cock of being edited or being fake because it loos Simply perfect. Just had another there saying I edited it on iPhone hahaha. Nah mate - just clicked photo and snap when I was hard.

Such a good looking penis and they can’t handle it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they can't buddy

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Evidently they have penis envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bow and worship before such a magnificent penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle the truth!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Even some of the earliest cave paintings show men running about with erections. It's nothing new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s some flex right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get is when men in couples accuse my cock of being edited or being fake because it loos Simply perfect. Just had another there saying I edited it on iPhone hahaha. Nah mate - just clicked photo and snap when I was hard.

Such a good looking penis and they can’t handle it."

Same.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You can't handle the truth!!"

If only you could send video replies.

I’d choose this.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Such abuse. Yum.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Seems unfair not to fab it as I perve

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Impressive tbf

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Would make a great tent pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would make a great tent pole "

A Maypole?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Would make a great tent pole

A Maypole? "

A multi purpose pole

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

There’s so much more to a penis than just looks.

Stop objectifying the peen.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"There’s so much more to a penis than just looks.

Stop objectifying the peen.

I agree, I just want something multi functional from coat hanging to measuring stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the real Carrick penis please stand up, please stand up.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Would make a great tent pole "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me i need to put a stake in for my wisteria!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Genuine question, do you get light headed when you get an erection?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"There’s so much more to a penis than just looks.

Stop objectifying the peen.

I agree, I just want something multi functional from coat hanging to measuring stick"

Back scratcher? Boot stretcher. Rolling pin.

It would be a great ruler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s so much more to a penis than just looks.

Stop objectifying the peen.

I agree, I just want something multi functional from coat hanging to measuring stick"

I’ve got the greatest ‘ruler’ on fab. Not him!

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Your camera angle is good of that there is no doubt.

Your cock looks good in your pictures of that there is no doubt.

It as you know in the past your perfect cock was proven to just be of average size by your own pictures which you have now removed but it’s good to have you back and keep spreading your truth.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

It's 3 times bigger than the lamp (30 Apr). Which in turn means it's 6 times bigger than a Lynx can and 7 times bigger than a Sky remote.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

But its not such a good looking penis to be honest. A bit grey and mouldy. Not that healthy looking.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"But its not such a good looking penis to be honest. A bit grey and mouldy. Not that healthy looking."

Now I’ve looked closer than I needed to (

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Haven't seen you for ages op. Hope you and your cock are both ok

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Keep scrolling its gorgeous

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Your camera angle is good of that there is no doubt.

Your cock looks good in your pictures of that there is no doubt.

It as you know in the past your perfect cock was proven to just be of average size by your own pictures which you have now removed but it’s good to have you back and keep spreading your truth.

Just under 9’

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mines nicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your camera angle is good of that there is no doubt.

Your cock looks good in your pictures of that there is no doubt.

It as you know in the past your perfect cock was proven to just be of average size by your own pictures which you have now removed but it’s good to have you back and keep spreading your truth.

Just under 9’"

9 foot?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine question, do you get light headed when you get an erection?"

I'm guessing yes!

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Genuine question, do you get light headed when you get an erection?

I'm guessing yes!

I'm guessing your guessing is right, I guess...

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Mine looks massive when I use those camera angles too OP.

Have you tried using the wide angle? Makes it look really girthy…

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No angles and no tricks

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just have a perfect dick - is what it is

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Just have a perfect dick - is what it is "

It is a lovely cock to be fair Carrick.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

You sound (look) a bit cocky rather than confident.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Much appreciated

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Have you ever literally taken someone’s eye out?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The biggest compliment a fella gets is when he's invited to share the bed of a beautiful woman

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The biggest compliment a fella gets is when he's invited to share the bed of a beautiful woman

Is that you man off the fast show?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Have you ever literally taken someone’s eye out?"

Only when they peeked through his letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw your cock on ratemydick and it was number 1827 on the list so you do have competition.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Bored, OP?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Have you ever literally taken someone’s eye out?

Only when they peeked through his letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not the biggest or best I’ve ever seen so would never accuse you of being a fake.

But it’s a nice penis.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Such a good looking penis and they can’t handle it."
Big head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the old superkings advert boards

Longa than a conga

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By *xposedInTheMaleMan
over a year ago

Cap d'Agde

"Such a good looking penis and they can’t handle it."

Why do you want guys to handle your penis when you say you're straight?

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By *rTongueTeaserMan
over a year ago

CHELMSFORD

"But its not such a good looking penis to be honest. A bit grey and mouldy. Not that healthy looking.

Now I’ve looked closer than I needed to (

I'd like to look closer at you.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I saw your cock on ratemydick and it was number 1827 on the list so you do have competition."

Worried this may be true as I’ve never heard of this site haha

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Funny site that

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I saw your cock on ratemydick and it was number 1827 on the list so you do have competition.

Worried this may be true as I’ve never heard of this site haha"

Probably one of those FB things like ratemyplate

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Seems that way ha

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Welcome back carrick

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Your camera angle is good of that there is no doubt.

Your cock looks good in your pictures of that there is no doubt.

It as you know in the past your perfect cock was proven to just be of average size by your own pictures which you have now removed but it’s good to have you back and keep spreading your truth.

Just under 9’

9 foot?!

I sense a Spinal Tap moment there...

9cm ???

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

9 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see you back

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could handle it

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I could handle it"

Think so?

I mean it’d be fun watching you struggle if not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ready offer to bonce on it like a pogo stick all night carrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s everyone today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a real Carrick thread

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I do love a real Carrick thread

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thanks haha

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By *arrickreal OP Man
41 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Yay he's back.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

When are you going to let me bonce on that bad boy like there’s no tomorrow

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

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Day off today Cock God ?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I mean, with a penis like that, will they need to bury you on your side …..

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Where di you want me to leave my

Clothes

Oh ontop of mine

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

He is risen

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"He is risen

Mrs TMN x"

hahaha. He’s early!!!!

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By *ags73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"He is risen

Mrs TMN x"

Can’t be cross about that. Nailing him later?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"He is risen

Mrs TMN x

Can’t be cross about that. Nailing him later?"

Nah, washing my hands of the whole thing.

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By *hrimper36Couple
41 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

"."

Yay youngling have yourself a choctastic Easter.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
41 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *rill PhilMan
41 weeks ago

Crediton

I didn't know men could get compliments.

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By *odgerMooreMan
41 weeks ago

Nowhere

"I didn't know men could get compliments."

You have to click ‘ will accept compliments’ in the filters section or none of the women can send filthy messages to you with boob pics!!

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By *ags73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I didn't know men could get compliments.

You have to click ‘ will accept compliments’ in the filters section or none of the women can send filthy messages to you with boob pics!!

Man I’m missing out.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
41 weeks ago

Wirral.

Happy Easter Carrick!

Good to see you

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I didn't know men could get compliments.

You have to click ‘ will accept compliments’ in the filters section or none of the women can send filthy messages to you with boob pics!!

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lol

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By *inger_SnapWoman
41 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I didn't know men could get compliments."

You have great hair Phil!

See... It can happen

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I didn't know men could get compliments.

You have great hair Phil!

See... It can happen "
lol

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By *asisfan25Man
41 weeks ago

Essex

That I have a positive attitude

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By *arrickreal OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

True

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
36 weeks ago

chichester

"True"

Do you moisture the beast carrick. Gotta make sure to look after the meat pipe my man

chicks love a baby smooth soft shaft I find

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By *arrickreal OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"True

Do you moisture the beast carrick. Gotta make sure to look after the meat pipe my man

chicks love a baby smooth soft shaft I find "

I do indeed. You should message me.. I’ll tell you all about it..

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By *elloWoman
36 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Can we see a photo of it measured against a sky remote or maybe a lynx can?

Because honestly in those photos it doesn't look 'OMG YOU'RE NOT COMING ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH THAT MONSTER ' large.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Can we see a photo of it measured against a sky remote or maybe a lynx can?

Because honestly in those photos it doesn't look 'OMG YOU'RE NOT COMING ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH THAT MONSTER ' large."

Look at my thumb in photo 1.

It’s about 15/20 thumbs. Haha

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By *elloWoman
36 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Can we see a photo of it measured against a sky remote or maybe a lynx can?

Because honestly in those photos it doesn't look 'OMG YOU'RE NOT COMING ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH THAT MONSTER ' large.

Look at my thumb in photo 1.

It’s about 15/20 thumbs. Haha "

But is that normal thumb size or Jeremy beadle sized thumb

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By *zippyMan
36 weeks ago

Wexford

"Can we see a photo of it measured against a sky remote or maybe a lynx can?

Because honestly in those photos it doesn't look 'OMG YOU'RE NOT COMING ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH THAT MONSTER ' large.

Look at my thumb in photo 1.

It’s about 15/20 thumbs. Haha "

Impressive, the average thumb is an inch across the knuckle

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By *weetiepie99Woman
36 weeks ago

cardiff

Oh stop it

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By *arrickreal OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Can we see a photo of it measured against a sky remote or maybe a lynx can?

Because honestly in those photos it doesn't look 'OMG YOU'RE NOT COMING ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH THAT MONSTER ' large.

Look at my thumb in photo 1.

It’s about 15/20 thumbs. Haha

Impressive, the average thumb is an inch across the knuckle "

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