FabSwingers.com forum: MAN DOWN!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!

What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!

I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed and lots of fluids I find does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol and decongestants...

Box of tissues (for your nose!)

Soup

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

Hedgerow Jelly, theres something in elderberries that boast the immune system, I have a spoon full every other day and haven't had a cold for years, oh me and my big mouth, no doubt i'll get a cold now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I actually like lager when I have it. It's a good tonic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for your tips!

I knew they would be for my nose

but if I'm taking both of your advice then they may also come in very handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hedgerow Jelly, theres something in elderberries that boast the immune system, I have a spoon full every other day and haven't had a cold for years, oh me and my big mouth, no doubt i'll get a cold now

That sounds like something out of lord of the rings or something? Where would I buy that?

Tbh it's the first I've had in ages so I can't complain too much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually like lager when I have it. It's a good tonic"

I like lager on any occasion but I get the worst hangovers so I'd dread to think what I'd be like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to say, if its truely msn flu thrn theresno hope xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to say, if its truely msn flu thrn theresno hope xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to say, if its truely msn flu thrn theresno hope xx"

I give him 24 hours

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww hope you soon better

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Is someone starting the money for flowers collection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

24 hours

bugger!!!

I suggest a booze an chocolate collection instead! If I make it past the 24 hours I can eat the chocolate an have a few drinks to celebrate...... If not then well I guess all you can instead! And ill watch over you

or look up at you

depends which way they send me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"24 hours

bugger!!!

or look up at you

depends which way they send me

Haha, i bet you'll be enjoying the view from either angle

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"24 hours

bugger!!!

or look up at you

depends which way they send me

Haha, i bet you'll be enjoying the view from either angle

Xxx"

In all honest I'm enjoying it already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ill watch over you

or look up at you

depends which way they send me

Depends on if you are into cleavage or up-skirt views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have ducked m8!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"24 hours

bugger!!!

or look up at you

depends which way they send me

Haha, i bet you'll be enjoying the view from either angle

Xxx

In all honest I'm enjoying it already!

xxx

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Grow a spine and stop being so wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honest I'm enjoying it already!

xxx"

Damn even on a one liner I am too slow at typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" ill watch over you

or look up at you

depends which way they send me

Depends on if you are into cleavage or up-skirt views

I am a boob man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco, amaretto and peach juice cocktails, a tissue, decent series on the box and night nurse

Try not to OD on the night nurse alcohol combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco, amaretto and peach juice cocktails, a tissue, decent series on the box and night nurse

Try not to OD on the night nurse alcohol combo "

prosecco is my new best friend! no hangover!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!

Is that an offer? If not its just me an the puppy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!

Haha, he could always use this situation to his advantage - nothing like a bit of sympathy sex before you die

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!

Haha, he could always use this situation to his advantage - nothing like a bit of sympathy sex before you die

Xxx"

I never thought of it like that! I woke up like this so I've got less than 24 hours!

I'd say entries on a post card but I fear that won't be of any help!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

If it was true Flu you wouldn't even be typing on here never mind trotting off the shop....so I am guessing you have the dreaded man Flu...ie, you have sneezed

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

"Grow a spine and stop being so wet

ouch, thats harsh, its man flu ffs, is that really anyway to talk to someone who may die, the worst death ever, he is probably lying in his bed right now gasping for breath, head being crushed in a vice and a nose that has been rubed by the chilie goblin his life flashing before him, the only thing that can save him now is his mate knocking on his door and inviting him to the pub

Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Grow a spine and stop being so wet

Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grow a spine and stop being so wet

Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol"

Managed to miss that reply but dear me!!!

Clearly someone has never experienced man flu! It is as you described but you forgot the two invisible boxers giving me kidney blows, the shards of broken glass in my throat and acid that has replaced my blood causing every inch of me to ache!!!

Thanks for the kind words! I hope one of them does but I fear of the hangover if I make it through the night

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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago

Wimborne

"Grow a spine and stop being so wet

Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol

Managed to miss that reply but dear me!!!

Thanks for the kind words! I hope one of them does but I fear of the hangover if I make it through the night "

Oh no, its stage two man flu, the full blown jobby, best make it tinnies and a dartboard at your place,

Then again I might catch it so sod ya, your on your own

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Because of underlying medical conditions, as soon as I get flu symptoms for longer than 3 days, I must see my GP for prescribed medicines to prevent matters getting any worse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey and lemon and parcetomal are best, plenty of fluids, and rest lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Hope you're better soon.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

lots of rest honey and lemon and make sure you get cough medicine for when the cough turns into the annoying dry cough.. I am just getting over laryngitis and an esr infection..

You will be fine!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

FFS Duckafuck, I go away for a couple of hours with women ailments** and you bring the place into snotty nosed mayhem!!

pffft - so called men, can't leave them alone for a minute

**ailments that are real as opposed to made up man-flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!

Haha, he could always use this situation to his advantage - nothing like a bit of sympathy sex before you die

Xxx

I never thought of it like that! I woke up like this so I've got less than 24 hours!

I'd say entries on a post card but I fear that won't be of any help!

Gear not with our podtal service, ypurbuggered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in and have a day on the sofa....24 hours rest and you'll feel the difference I'm sure. Its when people try to "push through it" that they take ages to get better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the kind words an tips!

Fmuma god burdened women with periods and child birth and he gave us man flu

(prepares for every female on fab to abuse me

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the kind words an tips!

Fmuma god burdened women with periods and child birth and he gave us man flu

(prepares for every female on fab to abuse me

) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up and gets some whiskey n lemon down you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've manned up an been in the office to do a bit of work! Plenty of fluids and a nice pork stroganoff have picked me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool now sympathy please my nose is running

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cool now sympathy please my nose is running

Bird flu?

Lots of hugs an kisses! It's ok ladies can't catch man flu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No im just an attention whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No im just an attention whore "

There is no cure for man-flu, it is the biggest natural killer in the western world. We can only hope and pray you pull through. Our thoughts are with you at this most distressing of times for you. We shall hold a candlit vigil to your profile pic and hold an orgy where we shall offer a sacrifice in exchange for your release from suffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im better can i come to the orgy please?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Im better can i come to the orgy please?"
NO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Instead of a vigil around my profile pic can't I just watch.... It's my dying wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i will have to have a diy orgy then and i think your'e mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!

What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!

I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend! "

Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!

What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!

I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!

Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out!

I agree! Now I need to find someone stupid enough

I know you are juicy

but logistically it's a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!

What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!

I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!

Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out!

I agree! Now I need to find someone stupid enough

I know you are juicy

but logistically it's a nightmare

How rude! Hope your man flu gets worse for that comment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!

What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!

I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!

Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out!

I agree! Now I need to find someone stupid enough

I know you are juicy

but logistically it's a nightmare

How rude! Hope your man flu gets worse for that comment!

Noooo I actually meant amazing .... Bloody autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit, you've recovered! And there I was with a 24 hour prescription of sympathy sex for you!

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