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By *mpwu OP Man
over a year ago

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Ok.. so I've seen plenty of stories of folk getting up to the naughty in the cinema, and at concerts, but what about at the theatre?? Anybody shagged to Shakespeare?

I used to work with a guy who claimed to have done his then girlfriend under the stage during a panto... anybody top that?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I used to work with a guy who claimed to have done his then girlfriend under the stage during a panto... anybody top that?"

Oh no he didn’t …

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Noises off

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Oh no they didn't Op!"

I'm surprised nobody's said that. Or was the above the outcome the Op wanted?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

'done'

I'm sure they did have sex under the stage. How romantic

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By *mpwu OP Man
over a year ago

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"'done'

I'm sure they did have sex under the stage. How romantic "

Pretty sure it was more of a fumble in the dark than any kind of sweet loving...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"'done'

I'm sure they did have sex under the stage. How romantic

Pretty sure it was more of a fumble in the dark than any kind of sweet loving..."

Yeah, I was being sarcastic. Along with the use of the word 'done' I can't think of anything less romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope there wasnt a baddie in it, don't think any guy wants to be booed during sex.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Although I reckon some of Shakespeare's sonnets read in the right voice at the right time could lead to a quick fumble in the private box

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I believe Sir John Geilgood used to tell a story about this.

Silent pause in a play, broken by “Oh you beast! You’ve cum all over my umbrella!” From the back of the theatre.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I hope there wasnt a baddie in it, don't think any guy wants to be booed during sex."

She might have been glad to be told "he's behind you!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I believe Sir John Geilgood used to tell a story about this.

Silent pause in a play, broken by “Oh you beast! You’ve cum all over my umbrella!” From the back of the theatre. "

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By *mpwu OP Man
over a year ago

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"Although I reckon some of Shakespeare's sonnets read in the right voice at the right time could lead to a quick fumble in the private box

Some of Shakespeare's sonnets are almost porn if you translate them to modern English.

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Just don't do this at a pantomime

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"I used to work with a guy who claimed to have done his then girlfriend under the stage during a panto... anybody top that?

Oh no he didn’t …"

oh yes he did

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