FabSwingers.com forum: What words...

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Could technically happen in sex that would put you off continuing?

Like...

Crikey

Good heavens

Lord have mercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s that man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to do it like that

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Daddy.

Are you ready for the yummy cummies?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet that's never happened though . More realistic ones would be. Can't believe he was d*unk at the kids play at school

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

God you'd make beautiful babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in yet?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Could technically happen in sex that would put you off continuing?

Like...

Crikey

Good heavens

Lord have mercy"

See, I would personally get really turned on by those particular words.

‘Saints preserve us!’

‘Onward Christian soldiers!’

‘A horse, a horse….my kingdom for a horse!’

Phwoar!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohh yes!! that feels mediocre.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Daddy.

Are you ready for the yummy cummies?"

Here comes the aeroplaneeee

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Why is the last guy to get lost up there trying to give me a hand job?

(That one didn't put me off exactly but I was laughing too hard for a good while.)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Are you nearly done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes *insert wrong name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that just doesn’t feel natural. Or doesn’t want me me feel the desire to LOL

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Daddy.

Are you ready for the yummy cummies?"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Can I slip it in your arsehole

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I've mislaid my teeth..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone saying my name as they cum.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Can I have the tv remote while you finish off

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am loved by many

Feared by some

But known by all"

(over and over again as he's relentlessly thrusting in missionary)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm bored/is that it?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Batman!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Daddy.

Are you ready for the yummy cummies?"

Best. Line. Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you fallen in love with me yet?

True story, I got straight off him said what the actual fuck? Who says that?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Have you fallen in love with me yet?

True story, I got straight off him said what the actual fuck? Who says that?"

I take that as a yes then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they catch me in the wardrobe and scream get out my house.. puts me off my flapping stride.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Batman! "

I say that just after in all fairness

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Mmmmmmmm

Daddy

Do you mind if the dog watches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Batman! "

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex. "

At the point of orgasm, could even add a "Ka-boooom!"

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex. "

Deadpool would not approve

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

[Removed by poster at 23/11/23 21:20:22]

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

Deadpool would not approve "

Yeah he would! If anyone would, it would be deadpool saying it, and fan-girling at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

Deadpool would not approve "

Dress up for me brucey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

Deadpool would not approve

Yeah he would! If anyone would, it would be deadpool saying it, and fan-girling at the same time. "

Now there's a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dads better ….

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I’m Batman! "

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh.

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Fookin Jesus (apologies for the blasphemous use)

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

Deadpool would not approve

Dress up for me brucey?"

Not even Deadpool fucks in that suit. You can't fuck in a superhero suit well and not pass out!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh. "

Like christian bale style?

Just mumbles 'hdososksndue'

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

Deadpool would not approve

Dress up for me brucey?

Not even Deadpool fucks in that suit. You can't fuck in a superhero suit well and not pass out!"

You can if you’re an actual superhero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Batman!

This is the only acceptable thing to say during sex.

Deadpool would not approve

Dress up for me brucey?

Not even Deadpool fucks in that suit. You can't fuck in a superhero suit well and not pass out!"

I beg to differ.

There's a video somewhere on here of 3 guys and a woman, all the guys are dresses as superheroes.

I'm gutted I didn't bookmark it.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh. "

I'll make love with you, if you want me to, I will hold you tight baby all through the night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh. "

I'm batman.....like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're posh it's " I'm arriving"

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh.

Like christian bale style?

Just mumbles 'hdososksndue'"

Exactly like that

Do it again

Don't stop

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh.

I'm batman.....like that?"

Oh! I like yours better.

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh.

I'll make love with you, if you want me to, I will hold you tight baby all through the night...

Not with that attitude, you bloody well won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh.

I'm batman.....like that?

Oh! I like yours better.

And that guys is how you do it.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Fookin Jesus (apologies for the blasphemous use)"

Nothing blasphemous about referencing your Brazilian friend!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m Batman!

This would get me hot but only if said in a gruff voice.

Any reference to or variant of the phrase "make love" nopes me out immediately.

Urgh.

I'm batman.....like that?

Oh! I like yours better.

And that guys is how you do it.

Ooh Raven and Vodevil...

There's tonight's wank sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not words as much as the sound of laughter when they take my boxers down

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Not words as much as the sound of laughter when they take my boxers down

Mummy

Hunni

Can you feel that?

Have you cum yet?

Does that feel good for you baby?

Are you loving my big cock inside you?

Invariably the answer is no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling it a 'fanny'.

Always hated that word. The only way it can be made worse is by someone calling it that AND describing it as 'moist'.

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