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Remember, this is not for perverse gratification on my part; nay - this is for the good of science say I 
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"I've not had one so far, keeping an eye on this thread so I can see what I'm missing out on. So far, not very much." That's what they all say! | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. " This is the most 'That's So Raven' comment of the year, I'm proud of you.  | |||
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"Oh, they vary wildly. From happy little flickering glows to a whole body wracked with spasms and joy. I'm a fan of all forms. Though my favourite is still the kind that pulses straight down my throat "And this is the most 'That's so PreyToTheFairies' comment of the year, I'm proud of you too
...yeah that's right, I'm calling Meli out on her bs.
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"Meh, it's ok. This is the most 'That's So Raven' comment of the year, I'm proud of you. "I definitely deserve penis now | |||
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"Oh, they vary wildly. From happy little flickering glows to a whole body wracked with spasms and joy. I'm a fan of all forms. Though my favourite is still the kind that pulses straight down my throat
And this is the most 'That's so PreyToTheFairies' comment of the year, I'm proud of you too
...yeah that's right, I'm calling Meli out on her bs.
"Ermmmm... Why are you disturbing my peace like this on a cold Autumnal day? You're pretty but not pretty enough to get away with this. | |||
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"Oh, they vary wildly. From happy little flickering glows to a whole body wracked with spasms and joy. I'm a fan of all forms. Though my favourite is still the kind that pulses straight down my throat
And this is the most 'That's so PreyToTheFairies' comment of the year, I'm proud of you too
...yeah that's right, I'm calling Meli out on her bs.
Ermmmm...
Why are you disturbing my peace like this on a cold Autumnal day?
You're pretty but not pretty enough to get away with this."You started it. 'Describe an orgasm' is the most Meli thread all year, also I can absolutely be pretty enough to start this shit, but not on a Thursday, so fair do's on that | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. " As a gauge though, is it better or worse than a McVities, Rich Tea biscuit? | |||
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"I've not had one so far, keeping an eye on this thread so I can see what I'm missing out on. So far, not very much."  I’ve heard that they’re rather nice. I mean, not as visually magnificent as the exploding man magma produced by the phallus admittedly but you know, pretty good nonetheless…. | |||
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"Oh, they vary wildly. From happy little flickering glows to a whole body wracked with spasms and joy. I'm a fan of all forms. Though my favourite is still the kind that pulses straight down my throat "That sounds delightful!  | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. As a gauge though, is it better or worse than a McVities, Rich Tea biscuit? " A rich tea biscuit is very underrated. The biscuit definitely has the edge. | |||
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"It's like an electric shock running through your body while you fail and squirm round everywhere and your eyes roll round the back of your head and then sometimes you pass out"  Strewth! It sounds a bit scary to be honest! | |||
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"It's like an electric shock running through your body while you fail and squirm round everywhere and your eyes roll round the back of your head and then sometimes you pass out" I've been doing sex wrong | |||
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"Mine vary wildly, some are just like pulses throughout my pelvic area, others are like bolts of lightening all over my body from my head to my toes, I spasm and moan sometimes I cry. It's just a massive release. The aftershocks can last 10 minutes sometimes longer. I love all types of orgasms. " That’s a particularly fascinating description
Lingering aftershocks don’t really happen for us penis bearers (well….not this one at least).
Once the orgasm escapes, it’s gone. The only thing left is a rather empty (yet strangely comforting) feeling of one’s energy having being utterly ‘spent’
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"Meh, it's ok. As a gauge though, is it better or worse than a McVities, Rich Tea biscuit? " A Rich Tea is a terrible biscuit. Definitely better than that. Almost an M&S extremely chocolatey ring. J | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. As a gauge though, is it better or worse than a McVities, Rich Tea biscuit? A rich tea biscuit is very underrated. The biscuit definitely has the edge. " I rather like Rich Tea’s albeit useless as dunkers as they may be. I’d liken my orgasm more to a Digestive though; most fulfilling and looks particularly good on a plate  | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. As a gauge though, is it better or worse than a McVities, Rich Tea biscuit? A Rich Tea is a terrible biscuit. Definitely better than that. Almost an M&S extremely chocolatey ring. J" Is that higher or lower than a Digestive? Actually, whilst we’re at it, where do gingernuts fit on this biscuit/orgasm scale? | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. This is the most 'That's So Raven' comment of the year, I'm proud of you.
I definitely deserve penis now
"Get yourself on I’m a Celeb. It’s a given that penis will feature at some point. | |||
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"Like pins and needles in your fanny, then in your head and then like you've wet yourself. Basically a labrador having a seizure is the closest thing." I’m pretty sure that’s rabies… | |||
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"Like pins and needles in your fanny, then in your head and then like you've wet yourself. Basically a labrador having a seizure is the closest thing." I….I’m sticking with my penis orgasms in that case; A few happy spurts of joy giving way to a manly fart and a blissful sleep | |||
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"It's like an electric shock running through your body while you fail and squirm round everywhere and your eyes roll round the back of your head and then sometimes you pass out I've been doing sex wrong" Me too! | |||
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"Meh, it's ok. As a gauge though, is it better or worse than a McVities, Rich Tea biscuit? A Rich Tea is a terrible biscuit. Definitely better than that. Almost an M&S extremely chocolatey ring. J" Woah what's with the rich tea bashing | |||
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M&S Extremely Chocolate Ring - G-Spot and clitoral combined. The ultimate.
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"I’m guessing my usual “Like a sneeze, but better” description isn’t going to work tonight? There’s the really slow build… like a warmth the size of a 50p that grows, until it’s almost a burning. As it gets hotter the sensation shrinks into a pinprick. And then bam like an explosion of heat and tension, which spreads back out. " Good lord! That sounds almost cosmic! | |||
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"J's Personal Biscuit/Orgasm Scale - YMMV Pink Wafer - A ruined orgasm, worse than not having one at all Rich Tea - A faked orgasm, you pretend it's nice because you don't want to seem ungrateful KitKat - how many fingers? Ginger Nuts - A squirt/gush orgasm, can cope with getting very wet Chocolate Digestive - vaginal orgasm, very satisfying and you can easily have a whole pack Fox's Honeycomb - Better saved for a special occasion
M&S Extremely Chocolate Ring - G-Spot and clitoral combined. The ultimate.
J" Now this scale I can relate to!
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"...yeah that's right, I'm calling Meli out on her bs.
Ermmmm...
Why are you disturbing my peace like this on a cold Autumnal day?
You're pretty but not pretty enough to get away with this.
You started it.
'Describe an orgasm' is the most Meli thread all year, also I can absolutely be pretty enough to start this shit, but not on a Thursday, so fair do's on that "It's Friday now and I'm playing nicely because it's you, Dusk.
How does an orgasm feel for me?
Incredible. Varied. I can lose myself in that anticipatory sensation, forgetting about everything but what's happening.
There are the little fluttering ones that build on each other, each thrust or kiss causing my cunt to clench, that pleasure radiating from my very core. Sometimes it feels like I've forgotten to breath, all of the anticipation and tension leading to me riding a wave of intoxicating pleasure that I never want to end. It feels like my cunt is simultaneously clenching and relaxing, greedily wanting more - it's fucking fantastic to milk a cock through those waves of orgasms.
There are the more intense orgasms, where it feels like every nerve, every part of my body, my very being is coming unravelled under another and yet incredibly tense before I come, that crescendo of lust bringing this full release, both mentally and physically; that sensation of sheer joy, of not caring, of being lost in the blissful sensation that caresses my body in the after shocks.
Fin.
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"How does an orgasm feel for me? Incredible. Varied. I can lose myself in that anticipatory sensation, forgetting about everything but what's happening. There are the little fluttering ones that build on each other, each thrust or kiss causing my cunt to clench, that pleasure radiating from my very core. Sometimes it feels like I've forgotten to breath, all of the anticipation and tension leading to me riding a wave of intoxicating pleasure that I never want to end. It feels like my cunt is simultaneously clenching and relaxing, greedily wanting more - it's fucking fantastic to milk a cock through those waves of orgasms. There are the more intense orgasms, where it feels like every nerve, every part of my body, my very being is coming unravelled under another and yet incredibly tense before I come, that crescendo of lust bringing this full release, both mentally and physically; that sensation of sheer joy, of not caring, of being lost in the blissful sensation that caresses my body in the after shocks. Fin. " There it is. Happy Friday, lads. | |||
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"How does an orgasm feel for me? Incredible. Varied. I can lose myself in that anticipatory sensation, forgetting about everything but what's happening. There are the little fluttering ones that build on each other, each thrust or kiss causing my cunt to clench, that pleasure radiating from my very core. Sometimes it feels like I've forgotten to breath, all of the anticipation and tension leading to me riding a wave of intoxicating pleasure that I never want to end. It feels like my cunt is simultaneously clenching and relaxing, greedily wanting more - it's fucking fantastic to milk a cock through those waves of orgasms. There are the more intense orgasms, where it feels like every nerve, every part of my body, my very being is coming unravelled under another and yet incredibly tense before I come, that crescendo of lust bringing this full release, both mentally and physically; that sensation of sheer joy, of not caring, of being lost in the blissful sensation that caresses my body in the after shocks. Fin. There it is. Happy Friday, lads. "She’s not wrong. It’s exquisite. | |||
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