FabSwingers.com forum: A Decidedly Lewd Question For Penis Owners

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Right, I’ll cut to the chase straight away: On average, how many ‘spurts’ do you typically produce during an orgasm? I’m assuming non of you actually count them regimentally (but fair play to you if you do) so please feel free to estimate.

Also, what has been your highest amount? (again, estimated)

Finally: For those receiving the ‘results’; Does an augmented amount of these wondrous contractions add to your pleasure both from a visual perspective (if you are viewing them) and indeed, internally?

Hmmm…this thread is bloody well impertinent and damned vulgar! I’m going! Bye

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Nice thread. Well executed. 9/10

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Usually somewhere between ‘a few’ and ‘many’.

I rarely make it all the way to ‘lots’.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Usually somewhere between ‘a few’ and ‘many’.

I rarely make it all the way to ‘lots’."

Good answer

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oi Oi; Don’t be bashful

Rather, indulge me by scientifically bashing that bishop

I have a theory as regards odd numbers in this scenario….

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m guessing 3 main ones and a few smaller after spurts

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It doesn't really bother me but I used to see a guy who was a really really heavy cummer and I couldn't swallow it all so more can have its disadvantages

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

How many spurts do you do op?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer "

We’ll need proof or we won’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? I’ll count next time and get back to you….

*pours a coffee and hopes to never remember this question again.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"How many spurts do you do op?

Under stringent, set scientific conditions I produce five spurts on average

My theory is that most men will also list an odd number.

I am basing this groundbreaking and revolutionary theory on the principle of flower arranging wherein flowers are always displayed in odd numbers as even ones don’t possess the same aesthetic appeal.

See….my science is impeccable yet again m’lady

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer

Drat! An even number! My scientific theory lays in tatters and so early on to

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer

Drat! An even number! My scientific theory lays in tatters and so early on to

Could have been 5. The 3rd shot me in the eye so it was hard to count

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

It varies.

Never less than 4.

Never more than 10

There’s been quite a few 9’s

Happy to supply video evidence for your survey..

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Very few these days. Gone are the days when I might hit myself in the face.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer

Drat! An even number! My scientific theory lays in tatters and so early on to

Could have been 5. The 3rd shot me in the eye so it was hard to count "

I have always found the unpredictability of the trajectory and indeed, distance of ejaculate to be a highly fascinating factor.

Hmmmm…..another scientific experiment awaits me thinks….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I may become a scientist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the snip done in 2010 and I noticed an immediate reduction in the splosh I produced. Theres also been times where literally one blob pops out and that’s it.

It all runs off your diet and hydration alongside nutrient intake. I’ve also noticed that the length of time it’s taken me to cum can cause the volume to be more too.

Tips for guys, if you want to increase the amount you produce, up your water and take Ashwagandha and maca root supplements.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Give me five minutes and I'll come back to you with an answer

Drat! An even number! My scientific theory lays in tatters and so early on to

Could have been 5. The 3rd shot me in the eye so it was hard to count

I have always found the unpredictability of the trajectory and indeed, distance of ejaculate to be a highly fascinating factor.

Hmmmm…..another scientific experiment awaits me thinks….

Certainly food for thought, Sensual

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I may become a scientist

Think of all the overjoyed looks on the scientists faces when you hand over the collated data…in addition to the participating subject’s of course

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"It varies.

Never less than 4.

Never more than 10

There’s been quite a few 9’s

Happy to supply video evidence for your survey..

Whose answering??

Is it Just with an organic answer or Becky with that plastic schlong in your videos?

Gbat

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

It varies. If I haven't cum in a few days it can get to give or six but I think 3-4 is the norm. I'll ask her about it

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I had the snip done in 2010 and I noticed an immediate reduction in the splosh I produced."

But can you remember the first time AFTER the operation? I had a wank to "field test" it and OMG, it felt like it was coming from my toes!!!

Gbat

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

I’d have to check my vids

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I reckon the Mr does like 3 main big ones and then 2 or 3 after shock ones, if I carry on and go for a full milking (if i can keep him sitting still long enough) he'll produce another couple but they're more like dribbles than spurts. Yes... we did just discuss it.

For me, I do love the amount. My preference is a middle to heavy cummer rather than a smaller amount. I just like how it aesthetically looks and how it then dribbles out

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By *rFun88Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth/London

Hard to tell... Based on my 2 vids I've got up about 8. But they were after lots of edging so probably 4 or 5 normally

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Is this a new version of the 12 days of CHRISTMAS?

X BELLEND SPURTS!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

It varies on how horny I am

How worked up I am

Whether or not I've already cum

A good one can be up to five maybe six spurts

I guess on average... maybe two spurts and then one lazy spurt at the end that doesn't really go anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lad I'd hit the headboard, my face, the wall. Hard to believe, but I hit a ceiling in a cottage. It flew! I thought everyone else was the same. This was mid 70's, no porn, hence no comparison. The first time anyone witnessed me coming they were astonished. That's a story for another day, a very good story. These days, occasionally a good spurt. I think there's some retrograde ejaculation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after over 20 years on HRT I don't spurt anything, unfortunately most men think transwomen are all like the ones in the porn films, sorry guys, nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but, if there are a load of guys who shoot lots a bukkake would be fun

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’d have to check my vids"

Hang on, that’s a good point. I have a money shot video on here. I’ll go count.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Hang on, that’s a good point. I have a money shot video on here. I’ll go count."

Six! Six spurts in that video.

Spurt is a weird word, isn’t it? Feels weird.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm not quite sure... *checks video evidence* looks like nine or ten. That was after a weekend of edging by K and a couple of other ladies though

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on, that’s a good point. I have a money shot video on here. I’ll go count.

Six! Six spurts in that video.

Spurt is a weird word, isn’t it? Feels weird."

I always thought that spurt felt good haha.

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

In my youth I could knock a cereal box over from 10 foot away

These days just one big "spurt", depending on who is present though

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I always thought that spurt felt good haha."

Maybe it depends on the accent. Maybe it sounds good when you say it.

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